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WARRI_PROVERBS NO DEY FINISH 🤣🤣1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.2. Book wey no gree enter hea...
31/10/2024

WARRI_PROVERBS NO DEY FINISH 🤣🤣

1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.
2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall
3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!
5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..
6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.
9.Na over confidence make February no complete.
10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.
11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..
12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.
16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile .
17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.
18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote
19. Es**rt me, es**rt me naso slave trade take start.
20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible
22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o
23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
26. The patient dog ... Nah hungry go kill am.
27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.
29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.
30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh
31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey Close eye.
32.) I need pikin, I nepost ikin, na e make woman no wear pant sleep.
33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.
34.) This write up good, this write up good, na e make me (the writer) no come know how to count 1,2,3 again.
35.) The tin wey make egg strong for port nai make yam also soft for port
36.) Pikin way Say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep.
37.) Sun 2 hot e nor mean say fowl go Lane boiled egg.
38.) Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree
39.) Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.
40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot
41.) Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where c***s are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka
42.) Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him wit cat na mate.
43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders.
44.) Had it been, there is an atom of truth in tortoise, e for don kiss person.
45.) Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.
46.) Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!!!
47.) Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.
48.) E go beta, e go beta, na e make camel still dey cari load.
49.) I no be your mate. na e make slippers get size
50.) This boy fine, this boy fine na so she open leg for 37 boys
51.) Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.
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Sacrifice of Parents:When Jude Bellingham signed for Borussia Dortmund, his parents decided to “split” to support their ...
24/10/2024

Sacrifice of Parents:

When Jude Bellingham signed for Borussia Dortmund, his parents decided to “split” to support their two sons.

Mark the dad stayed with Jobe, the current Sunderland footballer, and Denisse the mom left with Jude.

Denisse not only handles Jude's image but also lives with him, keeps an eye on his discipline, and accompanies him to every game.

The "Queen," nicknamed affectionately by her family, is not just there for being a mother; she is also known for being a hardworking woman who has devoted most of her life to the field of human resources in various companies.

So everything he does with his son makes sense.
"I can say without a doubt that my mother has been more important in my career than any coaches I've had," Jude said.

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Peller and Davido TikTok live is now certified 🚨🔥🔥150M estimated benefit Peller is going to make more than 150M from thi...
24/10/2024

Peller and Davido TikTok live is now certified 🚨🔥🔥
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Peller is going to make more than 150M from this live!!
From TikTok bonuses and gifts 🎁

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23/07/2024

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1. I went for a job interview🚶 wearing APC Polo they told me to come back when I'm serious in life 😌🤔

2. When I am drünk I become at alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes, then I look down for bombs, I look back for kidnäppers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zig zag to avoid bullet...

Don’t joke with drunkärds 😂😅🤣

3. Me and my guy 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 visited his girlfriend today. Only for me to crack a joke and a guy started laughing inside her wardrobe 😂

4. I tried to act like whites today, I drank tea with 2 slice of bread I faïnted 3 times before lunch 🙉🤣😂

5. Sometimes it is not the Tailor’s fault...

My sister you just don’t have the same shape as the lady on the catalogue 🤷😂

6. 👩When you’re rich and ügly, girls must find something good in you they’ll be like

“Awwwwn, you got nice fingerprint”

“Wow your skeleton is so romantic”

“Gosh, his shadow is cute” 🤣😂🙉

7. Kids be like: chsjfndjuajbdjja

Me: Huhh ? 🤔

Mother: He said he wants chips 💔😂

8. No disgraçe is worse than a lecturer standing at your back in exam Hall and screäming “some people are already writing nønsense” 💔😂

9. Some of these girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do “MCXI MXI MXCIX” 🙉🤣

10. Na only poverty dey make person say washing machine dey spoïl clothes 🤷😒😂

11. Watching vampire movies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself boom !🙄🙄😲😜🤪

12.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄

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ENGLISH Vs PIDGIN English: if Theo walk at night, Theo might get lostPidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUSEnglish: ...
09/06/2024

ENGLISH Vs PIDGIN
English: if Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS
English: It will take a while b4 Dan arrives
Pidgin: Dangote
English:Jason started it
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM
English: It's Ramsey dat knows her
Pidgin: Na RAMSEY NOAH
English: Are u videoing it?
Pidgin: u DAVIDO am
English: Olamide is bad
Pidgin: OLAMIDE BAD OOOO
English: How did u know
Pidgin: how u TEKNO
English: He might know
Pidgin: He Phyno
English: I thought he is a girl...but he's a boy
Pidgin: I think say na girl....BURNA BOY
English:The song belongs to Sam
Pidgin: Na Samsung
English: It's David dat baked it
Pidgin: Na DAVID BECKHAM
English: Selena will fart
Pidgin: SELENA GOMEZ
English: Their belly
Pidgin: Dembele
English:John is weak
Pidgin: John wick
English: Roberto's car got lost
Pidign: ROBERTO CARLOS
English: it wasn't me, it was Ruth
Pidign: No be me, NARUTO
English: I don't care
Pidign: I NOKIA
English: How did u know dat I told him to knock ur 🥰
Pidign: How u TECNO say ITEL am make im NOKIA head
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ENGLISH Vs PIDGIN English: if Theo walk at night, Theo might get lostPidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUSEnglish: ...
09/06/2024

ENGLISH Vs PIDGIN
English: if Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS
English: It will take a while b4 Dan arrives
Pidgin: Dangote
English:Jason started it
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM
English: It's Ramsey dat knows her
Pidgin: Na RAMSEY NOAH
English: Are u videoing it?
Pidgin: u DAVIDO am
English: Olamide is bad
Pidgin: OLAMIDE BAD OOOO
English: How did u know
Pidgin: how u TEKNO
English: He might know
Pidgin: He Phyno
English: I thought he is a girl...but he's a boy
Pidgin: I think say na girl....BURNA BOY
English:The song belongs to Sam
Pidgin: Na Samsung
English: It's David dat baked it
Pidgin: Na DAVID BECKHAM
English: Selena will fart
Pidgin: SELENA GOMEZ
English: Their belly
Pidgin: Dembele
English:John is weak
Pidgin: John wick
English: Roberto's car got lost
Pidign: ROBERTO CARLOS
English: it wasn't me, it was Ruth
Pidign: No be me, NARUTO
English: I don't care
Pidign: I NOKIA
English: How did u know dat I told him to knock ur 🥰
Pidign: How u TECNO say ITEL am make im NOKIA head
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Happy New Month fans
Be blessed

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15/11/2023

May our destiny helpers locate us this December
Amen 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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