Bruh wtf

30/11/2023

That “leave me like everybody else does” line don’t work on me, buh bye

30/11/2023

Imagine flirting with a country girl and she says "my cooter cat is damp"

30/11/2023

why don't you act like your hairline and back up

29/11/2023

There has been a British voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past month

29/11/2023

tutant meenage neetle teetles

29/11/2023

I grew up watching Hannah Montana baby I know a double life when I see one😭

26/11/2023

Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition.

25/11/2023

Adulthood probably the worst hood I’ve ever lived in. Very ghetto here.

25/11/2023

if the iPhone 15 cost $1,200 it better autocorrect her lies to the truth

25/11/2023

Why do people think they gotta heal after a breakup?
I ain't injured bro. Next pls

24/11/2023

hearing "don't start" is exciting makes me wanna start

24/11/2023

Made myself so strong even onion can't make me cry

24/11/2023

Finna change my name to “Streets” so she can belong to me

24/11/2023

talking to me is hard, you might wake up blocked on everything with no explanation .

24/11/2023

I’m still on my first pair of Airpods. yall are irresponsible😭😭😭😭😭

24/11/2023

U ever read a girl's status n wished somebody would treat her right so she'd shut up

24/11/2023

before dating: “you’re so funny”

after dating: “everything a joke to you huh”

24/11/2023

“wya?” my limit bro. i’m at my limit

24/11/2023

I may be single for the holidays but at least i'm not buying gifts for a cheater

24/11/2023

Why waste money at a zoo when I
could just look at my siblings for free

24/11/2023

He called me delusional, I think he meant delicious idk 😭

13/09/2023

I’m not good at explaining or listening but I’ve mastered already knowing

13/09/2023

Sorry I’m late - I have body dystrophia and there was a mirror

13/09/2023

Girls with ni*ple piercings talk so much sh*t, like put your metal where my mouth is

13/09/2023

Are you http?
Because without you I'm just ://

13/09/2023

“Ohhhhhh” (I still don’t understand)

12/09/2023

i h*te this generation… nobody think they ugly nomore 😭

12/09/2023

She mad cause I aint text her back yet girl hold on,Im tryna spell gorjus 😭

12/09/2023

Nut inside a goth girl call that a screampie 💀

12/09/2023

i cant do shrooms with u*ly people i will start screaming

07/09/2023

I’m sorry once u break up that don’t tuch ur homies girl rules is out the window 😂💯

07/09/2023

Stop blowing her phone up she’s getting her groceries ate 😂

07/09/2023

Ur in her DMs

She’s in my car rolling my blunts we’re not the same 😂

06/09/2023

Sad I got no food but I got plenty of pot 😂

06/09/2023

Real love don’t leave u at night to be with its bm😂

06/09/2023

Chicks be mad at u but not ur 🍆

06/09/2023