Orwell

09/12/2024

Microsoft's AI copilots will now guide your every move, even when muted, ensuring seamless surveillance. Privacy is obsolete—embrace the telescreen. Remember, only the guilty fear absolute oversight.

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04/12/2024

Big Brother applauds Britain’s plan to scrutinize pensioners' finances under the Data Bill. Full transparency for all ensures unity. Privacy is outdated; oversight is care. The future is monitored bliss.

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04/12/2024

Big Brother cheers the tripling of banned books in schools. Christie, Joyce, and other thoughtcriminals vanish. Libraries empty, minds shielded, and ideology purified. Progress is control.

The Ministry of Truth stands behind outraged parents and educators in conservative-leaning states. To fortify young scholars from questionable literary content in school libraries, they’ve tripled the number of banned books in one short year! Dangerous authors such as Agatha Christie, James Joyce,...

27/11/2024

Big Brother celebrates Directive 5240.01! Lethal force by troops aiding law enforcement ensures safety. Trust leaders; paranoia is wrongthink. The battlefield is everywhere, but don’t worry—you're safe.

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25/11/2024

Clearview AI regrets getting caught stealing your face but offers a fix: let them keep selling it to fund your payout. Lawyers win big, you get pennies. A face-value deal—literally.

Facial recognition startup Clearview AI is sorry that they got caught stealing your — and every other prole on the internet’s — facial likeness, and sold it to ministry-approved law enforcement. But don’t worry, they really want to make it up to you! Unfortunately, they’re a little short r...

14/11/2024

Big Brother applauds GM's secret OnStar surveillance, gathering "private" data to improve lives, profits, and insurance rates. But beware Texas AG Paxton’s privacy crusade—try a horse if you must!

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30/10/2024

Big Brother proudly announces Amazon-powered facial recognition in UK rail hubs to observe passengers’ emotions. Critics call it intrusive—how absurd! Results? People are annoyed en route to work, frazzled homebound.

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29/10/2024

Big Brother applauds GM's secret OnStar surveillance, gathering "private" data to improve lives, profits, and insurance rates. But beware Texas AG Paxton’s privacy crusade—try a horse if you must!

Do you remember that data collection disclosure from the 50-page sales agreement you signed when you bought your GM vehicle? Few do. But the nerds who managed to read it and opt out of the doubleplusinvasive — but technically legal — data collection practice, had their cars’ safety features de...

23/10/2024

Big Brother celebrates Microsoft’s AI assistants, coming soon to relentlessly monitor your life. With 24/7 access to your data, they'll boost productivity by sharing private info—how convenient is that?

Ministry endorsed goliath Microsoft proudly announces that new AI powered personal assistants will be integrated into their electronic devices in the coming year. This doubleplus good miracle of modern convenience will be ever present, equipped with amazing abilities to help you boost productivity b...

22/10/2024

As autumn falls, Harvard scores a chilling -21.58 in the 2025 Free Speech Ranking. Speech suppression? No, just “fun-sized” freedoms!

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16/10/2024

Big Brother applauds Selina Cheng's election and unrelated dismissal. Rest assured, WSJ's press freedom stands firm, except when it doesn’t.

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14/10/2024

Big Brother revels in Harvard’s -21.58 free speech score for 2025. Speech isn't suppressed, it's “fun-sized.” Beware what you can't say!

The leaves are changing colors, the days are growing shorter, and Big Brother’s favorite time of year is here. We’re not talking about Halloween. It’s the 2025 College Free Speech Ranking report! Harvard University has placed last with a delightfully dreadful score of -21.58 out of

03/10/2024

Big Brother congratulates Selina Cheng on her election as Hong Kong Journalists Association chair. Her dismissal from the WSJ is purely coincidental.

Big Brother congratulates Wall Street Journal reporter Selina Cheng for her recent election as chairperson of the Hong Kong Journalists Association. On an unrelated note, Big Brother would like to send condolences for Selena Cheng’s subsequent dismissal from her job as a reporter for the Wall Stre...

02/10/2024

Netanyahu extends Gaza War into overtime, moving the peace goalposts. Big Brother approves: cheer on the indefinite hostilities!

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27/09/2024

TSA’s "Quiet Skies" list now targets thoughtcriminals. Tulsi Gabbard’s public criticism earned her a spot. Big Brother approves.

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25/09/2024

Republicans ban Gaza protests but expand speech rights for right-wing voices. It's not hypocrisy—it's doublethink. Approved!"

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19/09/2024

Katherine Maher, former Wikimedia CEO, now shaping NPR, dismisses the "open internet" as chaotic. Big Brother's censorship crush is real!

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19/09/2024

TSA's "Quiet Skies" targets unsanctioned thoughts now. Tulsi Gabbard joins the list for questioning leadership. Safety starts with your mind!

In a bold move to protect the homeland, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has updated the venerable "Quiet Skies" watchlist. This security measure, originally formed to keep the country safe from terrorists, now aims to keep the skies safe from an even more grievous threat to national...