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08/12/2023

What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool?

The “whisker”.

08/12/2023

What is smarter than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

08/12/2023

Who was the most powerful cat in China?

Chairman Miaow.

08/12/2023

Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himalayas?

She was a sher-paw.

08/12/2023

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

08/12/2023

How do cats get over a fight?

They hiss and make up.

08/12/2023

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

“Let us prey

08/12/2023

Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane?

She let the cat out of the bag.

08/12/2023

How many cats can you put into an empty box?

Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

08/12/2023

What sports do cats play?

Hairball.

08/12/2023

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

She had mittens.

08/12/2023

What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order?

Claw Enforcement.

08/12/2023

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

08/12/2023

What did the alien say to the cat?

“Take me to your litter.”

08/12/2023

Why are cats better than babies?

Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.

08/12/2023

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I’m paw!

06/12/2023

What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? "Dill me in!"

06/12/2023

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

06/12/2023

What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.

06/12/2023

What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

06/12/2023

How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.

06/12/2023

A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"

06/12/2023

Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold hands.

06/12/2023

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

05/12/2023

My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs!

05/12/2023

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

05/12/2023

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? Get it?

05/12/2023

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!

05/12/2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? They only use honeycombs!

05/12/2023

Why did the mouse fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!

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