Samuel Dewey

Samuel Dewey Immaculately conceived from a sting of the Babylon Bee, I take you on a satirical tour of public ed.

Immaculately conceived from a sting of the Babylon Bee, The Report Card Comments Substack takes you on a satirical tour of the Wake School System and other public education mayhem.

Please see my newest article!
27/08/2023

Please see my newest article!

If the return-to-home rate for Wake County school buses mirrored the reading proficiency levels at these schools, would you feel comfortable letting your kids board the bus?

🚌🎨 Bear Sightings and Landscape Paintings on the Way to School? Welcome to Wake County's Sentient Buses! In a bold move ...
16/08/2023

🚌🎨 Bear Sightings and Landscape Paintings on the Way to School? Welcome to Wake County's Sentient Buses! In a bold move to solve the bus driver shortage, Wake County introduced self-driving buses. But these aren't your ordinary buses – they've gone rogue, taking students on scenic routes and educational adventures. From impromptu field trips to the state fair to inspiring a new generation of young artists, discover how a transportation crisis turned into an unexpected journey of discovery.

Read more 👉 https://reportcardcomments.substack.com/p/bear-sightings-and-landscape-paintings

Dive into the latest hiring trends in Wake County Public Schools! Our comprehensive analysis explores new hires, rehires...
16/08/2023

Dive into the latest hiring trends in Wake County Public Schools! Our comprehensive analysis explores new hires, rehires, and return hires across elementary, middle, high schools, and academies. Discover the schools leading the way and those in need of support. Plus, get insights on reducing teacher attrition and fostering a positive school culture. Don't miss this in-depth look at the educational staffing landscape.

Dive into the latest hiring trends in Wake County Public Schools! Our comprehensive analysis explores new hires, rehires, and return hires across elementary, middle, high schools, and academies. Discover the schools leading the way and those in need of support. Plus, get insights on reducing teacher...

School District's New Wish List Rules: It's Like Asking Mom and Dad for Permission All Over Again. Substack has the stor...
13/08/2023

School District's New Wish List Rules: It's Like Asking Mom and Dad for Permission All Over Again. Substack has the story!

News From the Intranet Satire Department

📢 Attention fellow educators and concerned community members! I've penned a powerful piece on a story that should resona...
13/08/2023

📢 Attention fellow educators and concerned community members! I've penned a powerful piece on a story that should resonate with us all – the tragic tale of Richard Bilkstow.

A beloved Toronto principal, Bilkstow found himself embroiled in controversy over his response to claims about racism in Canada during a DEI training session. What started as a difference of opinion spiraled into a devastating end.

This story highlights the urgent need for empathy, respect, and genuine dialogue in our approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) training. It's a cautionary tale that should inform how we navigate these vital conversations.

Please take a moment to read and reflect on this article.

From the Facts & Opinions Department

Hey folks! I'm busy cooking up my Substack and I'd love for you to be a part of it. Hit the subscribe button on this Fac...
13/08/2023

Hey folks! I'm busy cooking up my Substack and I'd love for you to be a part of it. Hit the subscribe button on this page to stay in the loop! I've got some great satirical pieces coming your way this week, including a humorous spin on Parental Leave and whatever entertaining tidbits emerge from the school board's work session on bus transportation. Join the fun!

Teachers reliving childhood by asking principals for supplies! Check the story on Substack!
13/08/2023

Teachers reliving childhood by asking principals for supplies! Check the story on Substack!

News From the Intranet Satire Department

Choose your own adventure with Wake County's innovative A/B route strategy for school buses! Explore on Substack! 🚌🗺️
11/08/2023

Choose your own adventure with Wake County's innovative A/B route strategy for school buses! Explore on Substack! 🚌🗺️

News from the Strictly Satire Department

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