Badmaash Boys n Girls.

10/07/2013

Height of teasing:" I was sitting near the
window & singing..
"kabutar ja ja ja"............
then my mom asked me:" Kya hua beta
SMS pack khatam ho gaya kya" ??

28/06/2013

Example of a Girl's
brain . .. .
Gf : Ghar nahi aa sakti... .
Bf : q ?
Gf :Car ka steering, gear, break
sab
chori ho gaye ...
After 1hour.......... ........... SHe calls back :
"Aa rahi hu,
galti se pichli seat pe baith
gayi thi"...
:-D :-P ;-)

~PRATEEK~

27/06/2013

Santa's Son was filling d
application form.
Son: papa, mother tongue kya
likhu?
Santa: Likh de, very long and
uncontrollable. .....

~ PRATEEK ~

27/06/2013

Teacher : Our next generation will
not b able to
see polar bears and tigers !!
Pappu : To ham kya kare ?
Hamne bhi to kabhi dinasaur nhi
dekhe, kabhi shikayat ki ? xD

~ PRATEEK ~

27/06/2013

save electricity
switch off caps lock , num lock
when not in use..
no claps plzzzzz.....

:-D :-P ;)

~ PRATEEK ~

26/06/2013

Biggest Mistake in Aashiqi 2 .
Hero Raat Ke 2 Baje
TUNN
Ho Ke Ghar Ja
Raha Hota Hai.....
Achanak Uski Gaadi Ki
Takkar Ladki Se Hoti
Hai..
Saare Tamatar Girr Jaate Hain..
Ab Koi Director Se
Puchhe.....ke
"Raat Ko 2
Baje Tumhara Baap
Tamatar Ka THELA Laga
Ke Baith'taa Hai ???
:-D :-P
_PRATEEK

26/06/2013

Teacher:"Mai teri jaan nikal
dungi"
ka future tense kya hoga..?
??
Studnet:"Tu, Saali Haath laga k
to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kya
hoga..

26/06/2013

Ultimate insult..
A Boy texts a girl
Boy:" Hey..
Girl:" Hi! What are you doing.. ??
Boy:" texting the most beautiful
girl of the world..
Girl:" Aww How cute!
Boy:" Ya! But She is not replying,
so i'm texting U...
Hahahaha Boys Thoko Like..

12/06/2013

(¯`•.•´¯) (¯`•.•´¯)
`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸ .•
×°× ` •.¸.•´ ×°×
ρέħĻέ şέ žчά∂ά, мάίή јέέ ŕάħά ħù
јάвşέ мάίή ţέŕέ, ∂ίĻ şέ јù∂ά ħόόή
ŕάħόή ρέ ţέŕί мάίή ţό ςħάĻά ħόόή
ţù мέŕί мάήžίĻ ħάί ţέŕέ ķά∂мόή
ρέ вάş ŕùķήέ Ļάģά ħόόή ħάάή
ţùјħķό јό ράάчά άħάή
ţό јέέήά άάчά♥
άв чέ Ļάмħά ţħέħέŕ јάчέ ţħάм
јάчέ вάş јάчέ ħùм ∂όήό ķέ
∂άŕмίчάάή

16/05/2013

Ek Rajkumar ko shraap mila tha
ki wo ek saal me ek word hi
bol skta tha.
To wo 3 saal tk kuch nhi bola
aur
wo 3 saal tak intjaar krta rha
keval
ek Rajkumari ko , "I Love you "
bolne k liye.
Jab usne ye word bole to
Rajkumari ne kaha... . .
Mai sun nhi paai plz repeat kro...
satyaaaanaash .
_PRATEEK

13/05/2013

RIP Photoshop :( :P

riYa...

07/05/2013

05/05/2013

lol :P


rIya

02/05/2013

lol... Epic :P
wht an offer.. :P


riya...

02/05/2013

TeRe LiYe Hi ToH sIgNaL ToD TaAD kE
AaYa DiLLi WaLI GiRlFrIeNd cHhOr
ChHaAr kE .... /

01/05/2013

Sameel Farooquiposted toMehfil-e-Mushaira
{ * AFSANA *}

Aik dost bola tou shadi kis se kare ga?

mein ne kaha mein shadi shuda hon,

kehne laga kon hai tera jeewan sathi?

mein ne kaha yaden hein kisis ki,

kehne laga kis ne parhaya tha tera nikah?

mein ne kaha mustaqbil k khwabon ne,

wo bola kaisi guzar rahi hai zindagi?

mein bolne hi wala tha k Aankhon se Aansu gir paray,

wo bola usy chor q nahi dete?

mein ne kaha HAQ MEHAR mein apni sansen likhi hoe hein,
vishnu

30/04/2013

Teacher: U.P.wali hindi Mein Translate
Karo, "Dear Look At That Girl, She
Is
Beautiful" . . . . . . . . . .
Student : "Sale !!! Bacchi Toh
Dekh,
Tabaahi Hai
Tabaahi..!! ;) :p :D ;)
_Prateek

28/04/2013

Interviewer :- Just Imagine,
You Are In 8th Floor,
It Caught Fire,
How Will You Escape...?
Santa :- Its Very Simple,
I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
Hahaha.....Thok Do Like Santa Ke Liye....:P

rIya

25/04/2013

Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you killed?
Boy : total 5 , 3 female 2 male
Girl : how did you know that?
Boy : 3 sitting near mirror ,, 2
near beer :D

14/04/2013

Newton's First Law Of "AASHIQI" . .
Every Aashiq Contineus To Do
Aashiqi
Until & Unless A 'Tamaacha' Or
'Sandal'
With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is
Impressed
Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl..
This Force Is Called 'Beizzati'
Which Is Directly Proportional To
'Sharmindgi'
But Aawarapan Remains Constant :D

rIya

14/04/2013

Hit Like If U Also Have The Same Expression.../<
:-D :-P ;-) :P
☆ ღ♪✿ ρяαтєєк ✿♪ღ☆

12/04/2013

Kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,

kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,

kissing a girl on her eyes is care &love,,

but kissing a girl
In front of her Boyfriend…

HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG
DABANGG :o :pxD

rIya

10/04/2013

HiT lyK n cMnt iF u dO diz... :-P :-D

rIya..

09/04/2013

अगर आपको लगता है
कि दुनिया आपकी परवाह
नहीं करती तो
जब कभी आप
मोटरसाइकल से
कहीं जा रहे हों
तो दिन के उजाले में
भी जान बूझकर
हैडलाइट चालू
रखकर
या साइड स्टैंड
खुला रखकर देखें.....
पता चल
जाएगा कि लोग
आपकी कितनी परवाह
करते हैं.... :p
PrAt33k

09/04/2013

1 Aadmi kumbh k
mele me pray kar
raha tha...
Hey prabhu nayay
karo...
Hey prabhu nayay
karo....
Hamesha Bhai:"
Bhai bichadte hai
kabhi pati-patni pe
bhi to try
karo...:p :O :D
Thoko Like
♥♥♥PrAt33k♥♥♥

09/04/2013

Girlfriend Aur Police
Main Kya Baat
Common Hain..???
Socho..!
Dono Hi Paisa Kha
Kar Chod Dete
Hain..!!! :p :)
PrAt33k

07/04/2013

BF: Baby, I heard you failed in English,how is it possible???
GF: Nahi to jhoot hai........ Who TELLED you?? :O
BF: Bas Rehn De, Main Samajh Gaya! :-P

RiYa...

03/04/2013

Height of Kuch Bhi.
Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par
10 kele
lage hain,
aur unn mein se7 amrood tod liye
to
kitne angoor bache?
Student: Sir 9 Haathi
Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata
chala?
Student: Sir kyunki main aaj lunch
mein
gobhi ki sabzi laya hoon.. .
Moral of the Story: Roz brush
karowarna petrol mehnga ho
jayega..!:p
=))
°° ♥ PrAt33k ♥ °°

03/04/2013

It's hard to pretend to be friends with
someone special when every time you
look at them, all you see is everything
you ever wanted.
ViShNu

03/04/2013

Definition of Love...???

it makes you cry... makes u hate yourself
sometimes...

you may get away from other people to be with
the one you love..

you spent sleepless nights ,

you apologies even when you know.. you are right..

you give up your happiness to see that
someone smile..

you have to face possessiveness of your lover..

you feel u need space in ur life...

N someday u think like:
LOVE IS NOT A GOOD FEELING..:'( (Already Happnd)

(yet to happen)

but then, Love,
makes you smile when you are sad.

makes you love life even more..
it makes u strong to face the world..

you smile just by remembering that someone..

you spent sleepless nights because you love to
talk to that someone..

that someone makes u feel so special...
endless laughs....

so many talks...you love to reply your
conversations..

the moment u r in their arms,
Nothing else in da world
matters..

those hugs n kisses are the best possessions of
ur life.....!?!
ViSHnU

03/04/2013

♥ Boy:- Hey ?
♥ Girl:- Yeah...How are you?

♥ Boy:- I am fine. Can you make
My
Biggest dream come true ?
You are the only one Who can
dos...o...
♥ Girl:- Sure..what's your
dream..???
♥ Boy:- I just want your one
signature darling... please...
♥ Girl:- Don't be sad baby, where
you want my signature. ?
♥ Boy:- On Our 'Marriage
Certificate...' ♥ ;)
}{it "Like" If U Love Someone Soo
Muchh .♥♥

riyA..

03/04/2013

Double Insult :p

Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!..

(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.

Boy: u never asked that do u love me.
Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*

Boy: No !!! :p :p

03/04/2013

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi.........
jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli....
wot d hell is dis...
u dnt hv inverter :-P :-D

RIya...

03/04/2013

♥ ~"A guy can make you think he loves you, but he really doesn’t. And a girl can make you think she doesn’t love you, when she really does. "~ ♥

riYa..

03/04/2013

"Pyar" Ek Aisa Word Hai..

Agar Ladka Samajh Jaye To Ladki Nahi Samajhti,
Aur.,
Agar Ladki Samjhe To Ladka Nahi Samajhta,
Aur

Agar Dono Samajh Jaye To Ye Duniya Wale Nahi Samajhte...♥

Agree ?? = Thoko Like

rIya...