18/11/2023
Double trouble😏
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Double trouble😏
Will you be my Huckleberry?🤠
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You’re as smooth as ti***es and whiskey. Or whatever Chris Stapleton said🥃
Life is like a helicopter
I don’t know how to operate a helicopter🚁
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This trip was ‘ledge’-endary to say the least.
You can say I definitely erode to the occasion on this hike👀
Please don’t desert me for my awful puns😅😂
When he says he’s going out with the boys…👀
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I’m built different.
Like, incorrectly idk cuz my back hurts
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I’m all a-boot that hiking life🥾🎒🤓
I get asked all the time if I ever get scared hiking/adventuring solo. In the beginning I was yes, it TERRIFIED me to say the least lol I wasn’t able to sleep at night because every little noise I’d hear would freak me out. But the more I pushed myself outside my comfort zone (safely of course), the more comfortable I became.
Once you overcome that fear, the connection you begin to build with nature is electrifying⚡️Also the connection you build within yourself, alone, out on the trail is so empowering. Makes you feel like you can take on anything…besides a bear. Never take on a bear 👀🐻😂even though they are friend shaped and you want to give them a nose boop🥹don’t do it. I don’t recommend bear nose boops🥲
But what I do recommend is getting outside your comfort zone. You never know what new things you’ll learn about yourself. And if it has anything to do with mental health, my answer is always the mountains⛰️So go do what I told my ex…
take a hike!😂 (I kid I kid)
Also, try this pick up line on your next hike. It’s guaranteed to work.
“Hey babe, your hiking boots are untied. Are you saying you want to tie the knot?”👀😏🤓
You’re welcome in advance😉
📸: Me
There’s no time to be bored in a world as beautiful as this😍
📸: Me
FAKE PROFILE!! Guys this profile with my actual name and not “turtlegirlfit” IS NOT ME. Please report. I don’t comment people asking people to message me.
The whole game changes when we’re together😈
Someone pinch me🥹
Again thank you x for letting me slay the NYFW runway💁🏼♀️
Did you hear??
A herd of cows broke into a Colorado w**d farm.
Police and animal control are on scene and the steaks are high😪🐄😮💨
📸: Me (technically clicked the capture button💁🏼♀️)
Me: I could really use some support right now
Hammock: Say less💅🏼
When the views are ‘peak’-ture perfect👀
📸: Me
In a relationship with:
My passport🛫
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⛰️:
My ex told me to take a hike…so I did😏
Doesn’t this look like skull eyes?💀
This green sand beach is out-sanding👀😂
📸: Me
If you’re feeling blue, just remember the Maldives is bluer *slaps knee*
I never got around to posting my birthday dinner pic from when I was in the Maldives back in March. This was probably one of the best birthdays I’ve ever had🥹one of the most meaningful ones too
She’s a ten but sets multiple alarms and snoozes all of them😅
Definitely a habit I need to break🥲
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My b***s make his pain go away…
I call that iboobprohen😉
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Black is my happy color🖤
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This looks like a great place to hit rock bottom🪨👀
Canyon believe this place! These views are beautiful as far as the eyes canyon see👀If you haven’t been to this national park before, Bryce yourself, it’s incredible😌
I am the captain now🛥️⚓️
Went to the Grand Canyon and it was grand. The views were beautiful as far as the eye canyon see👀🌄
Ever since I got back from the Grand Canyon, all I’m serving is dry humor🤓😂
Suns out, buns out💁🏼♀️
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Fu**ed around and became the woman I looked up to
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Me: I’m feeling depressed
Friend: You should go out more! Get outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* yay, it’s tropical depression now🫠😂
Your dad likes my cooking…
Plot twist, I don’t cook👩🏼🍳👀
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Why did I go to the Maldives for vacation?
Because I for SHORE needed a break and wanted to SEA some new sights. Plus, I heard the weather was FIN-TASTIC and the ocean was full of CURRENT attractions. I just couldn't resist the temptation to not DIVE into the crystal clear waters and soak up the SUN-SATIONAL scenery👀🥴
I know, I know, my puns are awful😂
Growing up listening to with my dad is a core memory I’ll never forget. So getting to see and walk across the iconic Abbey Road was unreal. A check off the bucket list🙏🏼🥹✔️
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