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18/05/2023

Bavbeyy everyday when I dream🫀❤️🫂🥲, I dream about you ❤😭🥺Maybe one day😭❤️🥺, dreams will come true 🥰❤Because🫀💍❤️, I really love you ❤🥰😊bavbeyy One of the reasons🥺❤️🫂🫀 why I love you😊❤ is b’coz you make me smile😊 for no reason🥰🛐❤️🥺🫂 ..Mielove If I could choose between🥰 loving you and breathing🥺❤😭🤞🏻 I would use 😭❤🥺my last breath🥺🤍🥲🙏 to say I LOVE YOU bavbeyy I’ll always love you🥺🥰🤍💍 Until my heart stops beating🥺❤️🙏 God has blessed me🧎‍♂️🥺❤️ with so many things🥰 in life 🥺🥲❤️but the most beautiful🥰❤ blessing has been you🥰🥺🫀 The love and care you have given me all these years🫂❤🥺🫀🥺🫀 is something😊🥺 that can only be compared🥺❤ with heaven🥲🤍🥺🥶 I will love you till my last breath If loving you is wrong 🤍💍🫀🥹then I don’t want to be right 🥺❤️Never ask why I Love You❤🥺, just accept that I do🫂🥰🥲, because words simply cannot tell how much I Love You🫂❤🤍🥰💍 Let make it short and simple I love you bavbeyy🤍 🫀💍❤️🫂

MenTioN Someone🥰🥺❤ yoU really Løvë🤞🏻🥺🥰 so badly 💍❤️👑

18/05/2023

“Babe it's Over”
Use First Line Emojis U Used Today
❤‍🔥🫂🤌🏻🫦❤‍🩹🫴🏻🫳🏻🥹🫣

18/05/2023

PICK YOUR BIRTH MONTH.

1-JANUARY- They are sexy 😍, talkative😂 and loyal 😑 please don't hurt 💔 them.

2-FEBRUARY- They are cute😻, polite 💦 and quite 😐 until you mess with their feelings. 🙁

3-MARCH- Kind 😜, easily hurt😭 & shy😌 but when get used to you, they're so sweet 😍👌

4-APRIL- Beautiful👄, strong💪 minded and Loving ❤.

5-MAY- Always happy😄, Independent 💕 and they love the truth 😍

6-JUNE- Funny😅, kind 😑 and talkative 😂 but very talented ❤️😎

7-JULY- Beautiful/Handsome 💕, strict 😜 and pretty💃 but very smart in the head 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

8-AUGUST- Cool👍, naughty 😉 and Gorgeous😙 good in the kitchen, everything comes out sweet about them😋😋😘💕

9-SEPTEMBER- Crazy😅, loyal 👏 and talkative 😁, like to know everything about you before they commit fully 🙌👌

10-OCTOBER- Hilarious😂, reliable 😞 and Lit 💚 very romantic type of💞💕💯.

11-NOVEMBER- Genius 📚, humble😌 and pretty 💕 when they love you they don't back down 💖💝👌

12-DECEMBER- Always clean 🚿, like to pretend as if they are Godly but naughty 😜, always hungry😋 but Dream💭 Chasers ❤

WHO ARE YOU?? AND WHO IS YOUR LOVER HERE👆👆

18/05/2023

1. I was Shøcked when I heard A fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly " My sister, have
you Ever seen an Elephant Flying Before?🙆🙆😂😂😂

2. Women will always tell you that men can
chēat and tell līes, but they seem to førgeting
that "What a man can do, a woman can do
better"... Guys are you with me??😏😏😂😂😂

3. My friend førgot his apple laptop on the floor
in my room. My grandma thought it was a scale.
CONCLUSION: My grandma now weighs
250,500naira😂😂😂😂😏

4. She told me she was coming to
my place by 9pm, But
she came by 7 pm & caught me
with another
woman...How can I forgive her for
lyīng to me??😩😲😩😂😂

5. Last night I had a dream and I was kīssing my
neighbour's daughter but this morning she saw
me
and pretēnded like nothing happened
Girls can prētend ooh😒😂😁😂

6. Some people will come to the ATM,
see others on queue and still ask
"is it paying"?
No, we came to vote for Buhari Again.. Please
shift jøor!
😠😠😂😂

7. I don't no why people who Sits in front of
a commercial Bus always Feel as if they
Have made it in life
😐😂😂😂

8. I will be naming my daughter *'Pregnant''* so
when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am *lucky*
Her: Hi, am *Pregnant.*
*case Cløsed*
😂😂😂😂😂

9. When you are not fasting you
can stay till afternoon without
feeling hūngry.
But when you are fasting, even Tv
remote will be looking like gala in
your eyes... Is that not wītchcraft??😂😂😂

10. My girlfriend just caūght my side chick n I in
bed, she went straight to the kitchen to boil hot
water .. Think she's getting us some tea
😊😁😂😂

11. De most patience customers in de world are
those buying Cøndøm. Dey will like, serve him
first i will wait
🙆😂😂😂😒

12. I never knew the power of w££d until I saw a
90years old man telling me he wants to be a
lawyer when he grows....😂😂😂😂😂

13. Støp taking pictures beside people's car, your
village people will kīll you for nothing.*
Fada lord epp ur child😂😂👀👀👀
14. W££d can make u stare at ur father and be like "you look familiar,

17/05/2023

Teacher : make a sentence with LAW
Me: OT LAW
😂😂😁

17/05/2023

A katsina Ne Kawai Zakaji Sunan Ungwar Wai, Kofar Hayaki, Lungun Yan Sigari, Kwanar Mashaya, Tudun Yan Abusa 🤸😂😂😂

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