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27/10/2018

It’s not that we don’t love Pauley’s…well, it kind of is.

It’s not that we don’t love Pauleys...well, it kind of is. Because variety is the spice of life, ya know? And we like our lives a little spicier than mediocre crepes and getting wine drunk on a Tuesday. So here are eight different options for your palate.

22/10/2018

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20/10/2018

Just hope that guy you take home isn't from Auburn.

Here is a list of 5 possible texts you might see the morning after going out on Halloween in Athens.

17/10/2018

“I mean, it wasn’t a question of ‘Can I do this?’ because I do it literally every weekend with one blonde or another,” Kosh boasted.

Athens, GA ─ On the last day to withdraw from classes without posting a failing grade, Josh Kosh, a third-year finance major and SAE active, credited his "strong pull-out game" for being able to withdraw from every class on time.

13/10/2018

Alton Brown is no doubt the s*xiest UGA alum.

Many notable alumni not only got their degree from UGA (some didn't get it, we forgive them), but also made the Dean’s List for their sheer s*x appeal.

11/10/2018

👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻

Move over Jersey Shore, there’s a new hot mess we love to hate-watch: Brian Kemp campaign commercial. While Brian Kemp is, uh, entertaining (?), they’re also downright terrifying, but midterms are ‘tis the season of spook! So, here it goes…

08/10/2018

When he’s not yelling about yoga pants serving as the bane of the male and female existence– Homophobic Tate Preacher looks a lot like Tim Blake Nelson.

UGA’s Film Department just greenlit a biopic, featuring the life and times of Homophobic UGA Tate Preacher, and cast the obvious choice as the film's main character: Tim Blake Nelson, that guy from Holes.

05/10/2018

Bojangles is giving away free food and t-shirts to the first 1,500 students who attend, but they haven’t said anything about providing free drinks with those dry-ass chicken biscuits.

StegMania is happening this Friday night at 7:30 p.m., and Bojangles is giving away free food and t-shirts to the first 1,500 students who attend. But they haven’t said anything about providing free drinks with those dry-ass chicken biscuits.

04/10/2018

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmpppppppppp.

Students are ecstatic for the UGA homecoming game against Vanderbilt this Saturday, but their so-called illation pales in comparison to that of the local moths of Athens.

04/10/2018

Yikes.

At the game against Tennessee last weekend, UGA baseball player, Adam Sasser, utilized one of the many words a white man just can’t say. Now, the university has dismissed Sasser from the team, which prompted him to issue a formal apology via Twitter, courtesy of the notes app on his iPhone.

03/10/2018

Whose family is still intact?

You know the saying, that s**tty bathroom graffiti is the window to a UGA building’s soul, and what’s traumatized that very soul more than a good, old-fashioned divorced set of parents?

27/09/2018

"But I will not wear that gaudy orange, I will not. It is not my colour wheel and I'm not gonna wear it." 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌

If you’ve seen The Blind Side, then, you know Sandra Bullock refuses to wear that “gaudy orange” Tennessee fans tackily clad themselves with. The Black Sheep urges you to take the same stance on this abomination of a color this Saturday. Not convinced? Let us persuade you.

26/09/2018

Dammit.

That annoying college student bought a dog in an attempt to make people like him, and sources close to The Black Sheep have confirmed that it seems to be working.

25/09/2018

Does he call tests, “testes,” to be cute, flirty, and build s*xual tension?

So, he asked for your number, and the flirting in class won't stop. Under normal circumstances, we’d both acknowledge he’s mildly obsessed with yo’ fine ass. Buuuuut there’s something you forgot to mention…It’s all centered around accounting: homework, tests, notes. You name it, he wants...

20/09/2018

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18/09/2018

“It was a diversity thing,” Thompson said. “I’m a woman, and drug dealing, ya know, it’s a male-dominated industry. As a feminist, I plan to break the remaining glass ceilings of our generation, so I decided to start here. I won’t stop until there’s a woman working every corner.”

Ava Thompson, current senior and exec member of CARE, was shocked when the UGA Career Center suggested removing “Summer Internship With Local Drug Dealer” off her current resume.

17/09/2018

We purchased these s**tty items from the Park Hall vending machine and actually ingested them at great loss to our personal health and happiness, all in the name of science.

It’s an unspoken rule that every vending machine must include a few s**tty food items, bordering on inedible. The Black Sheep decided to do the unthinkable: purchase said s**tty items at the UGA Park Hall vending machine, and actually ingest them at great loss to personal health and happiness in t...

15/09/2018

Figure out where the real good seats are.

We broke down Sanford, section by section, so you’ll know exactly what to expect when you walk through those mob like student gates Saturday morning.

13/09/2018

“It’s better between the Hedges.”

You’re tired of coming up with dirty little things to help get it on (cue Marvin Gaye) during s*x. So why not make it easy on yourself? Just take these sick phrases from the UGA student section right to that Brumby dorm room.

11/09/2018

Incredible: Austin Peay Spent The $500,000 It Got From Playing UGA On Therapy To Deal With A 45-0 Shutout https://bit.ly/2oW6nr0

08/09/2018

Get ready for the season with this guide for everyone!

The Black Sheep decided to see who, girls or guys, has more work to do before kickoff in Atlanta on Saturday.

06/09/2018

With the Georgia vs. South Carolina game ahead, UGA’s fraternity community has started a petition to forfeit said game because, “miss me with that gay s**t.”

05/09/2018

Your drunk ass needs to puke in one of these ~hot~ locales this year.

The good students at UGA know that sometimes there’s nothing to be done but drink idiotic amounts of alcohol and throw up everywhere in public places. So, we’ve gone ahead and put together a list of some of the best places to puke your guts out downtown and avoid public intoxication in Athens.

01/09/2018

All those sunburned freshmen are really an eyesore.

It’s time to wake up and smell the liquor in our coffees and the puke of the 40-year-old die-hard Dawgs fan who has been posted up on Myers since 7 a.m.

30/08/2018

Can you get in?

Check ‘em off, and we'll see if you can get into 100 Proof in Athens. That is, if you actually wanted to in the first place…

29/08/2018

8.) Sneaking a boy into the house.

You’re in a sorority, but what do you really have to show for it? The Black Sheep compiled a finite list of resume boosters your sure to acquire after four years of an unbreakable sisterhood in a sorority at UGA.

23/08/2018

UGA Students Are Hiring People To Stand Over Their Shoulder And Police Their Instagram Addiction When They Should Be Studying http://bit.ly/2PvrU5T

22/08/2018

Freshman Doesn’t Leave Class She’s Not Supposed To Be In For Fear Of Looking Like The Biggest Idiot In The World http://bit.ly/2LcXKRH

18/08/2018

Time to prep for this s**t

Here are things about UGA's recruitment process, coming straight from a srat girl's mouth that you wouldn't expect to happen from the outside looking in.

14/08/2018

Yikes: Pledge Under Investigation After Single Speck Of Glitter On Face Ruled ‘Too Feminine’ By Brothers http://bit.ly/2vHTKU7

13/08/2018

“When you play with balls everyday with such intensity–and with such a powerful arm–there’s bound to be repercussions off the field and in the bedroom.”

Incoming freshman, William Nickolas, was devastated to learn this week that his chances of joining the UGA football team were dashed after an unexpected freak ma********on injury.

11/08/2018

Because why not?

Let’s all take a minute and reminisce on that first week at UGA.

04/08/2018

At least we got this going for us.

Here are five reasons why UGA Football (hopefully) won’t induce cardiac arrest this season.