Music to make love to your old lady by

20/11/2015

On tonight's episode of Music to Make Love to Your Old lady by, Dj Hot Sexy Midnight gets really mad cause his cat's as***le wont stop winking at him. Then later in the episode Dj Hot Sexy Midnight goes on a date and subsequently takes several people hostage after he begins experience Robitussin induced delirium tremens.

30/10/2015

On tonight's episode of Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady by, Dj Hot Sexy Midnight has s*x in a clown car because his centaur trailer/cocoon is undergoing renovations. .

23/10/2015

On tonight's episode of music to make love to your old lady by Dj Hot Sexy Midnight interviews that bitch Kelly who claims Dj hot s*xy midnight gave her the clap last Tuesday. If anything she contracted Hepatitis hot s*xy midnight, which is totally lethal.

16/10/2015

On tonight's episode of Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady by, I teach my s*xy listening audience about how i live in a wet cocoon that's also a trailer. Well, i mean it has axles and technically its considered to be a "mobile home" but the majority of the structure was produced via a strong silk i create in my centaur belly button. So... call it whatever you want. Just tun in. Tonight at 10 PM on KSUA!

09/10/2015

On tonights episode of Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By, Dj Hot Sexy midnight gets arrested for selling his red hot centaur p***s for camel cash. Then later in the show, Dj Hot Sexy midnight breaks out of jail by bribing the guards with camel cash and his red hot centaur p***s.

02/10/2015

On tonight's episode of Music to make love to your old lady by I'm going to explain why after making love to women their pachina's print me off a 3 cent discount for Safeway gas. Tonight at 10 PM on 91.5 FM KSUA!

18/09/2015

AFTER 2 YEARS ITS TIME FOR A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF MUSIC TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR OLD LADY BY! ON TONIGHTS EPISODE WERE GOING TO LEARN THAT HEPATITIS H WAS NAMED AFTER ME; HEPATITIS HOT SEXY MIDNIGHT! TONIGHT AT 10 PM ON KSUA!

23/01/2014

On tonights episode of Music to make love to your old lady by Dj hot s*xy midnight Dj hot Sexy Midnight feeds a pack of baby birds by regurgitating Robetussin into their mouths. Then, later in the episode, Dj hot s*xy midnight releases a pack of Robo-frying birds into the middle of a church service at the Jesus Christ of Latter Day saints.

20/12/2013

On tonight's episode of Music to make love to your old lady by Dj hot s*xy midnight ej******es lava onto the face of a reindeer, thus leaving it was a bright red nose. Later in the episode, Dj hot s*xy midnight, in a moment of true compassion, puts a dying moose out of its misery by bludgeoning it to death with his thingies big ol head.

06/12/2013

On tonights classic episode of Music to make love to your old lady by to, which is on right now, Dj hot s*xy midnight paints a picture of a dog licking a dog licking a dog licking a dog. Later in the episode, Dj hot s*xy midnight freaks the F out when he finds out that women can vote. Enjoy, and always remember, don’t touch tips with anything you cant identify

08/11/2013

On tonight's classic episode of Music to make love to your old lady by, Dj hot s*xy Midnight pleases a bitch with a stop sign and a pair of Reebok pumps. Later in the show Dj Hot Sexy Midnight burns down a factory that makes female condoms because he thinks they're yucky. Enjoy! Tonight at 10 PM on KSUA

01/11/2013

On tonights classic episode of Music to make love to your old lady by, Dj hot s*xy midnight bangs a woman so hard that it leaves her ge****ls looking like a dinosaur took a bite out of them. Later in the show Dj hot s*xy midnight sleeps with a woman then gives her a shirt that says "slippery when centaured".

25/10/2013

On tonights classic episode of Music to make love to your old lady by, Dj hot s*xymidnight finds out how many times he has to ma******te in order to consider it a tax write-off. Later on the show, Dj hot s*xy midnight eats a cheesy gordita crunch then feeds it like a bird to each and every member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

18/10/2013

On tonight's classic episode of Music to make love to your old lady by, originally aired May 22nd, 1994, Dj hot s*xy midnight gets a tramp stamp that says slippery when wet. Later in the show Dj hot s*xy midnight powers a hydro-electric turbine with va**nal secretions that he created by simply shouting at a woman's va**na.

04/10/2013

On tonight's classic episode, of Music to make love to your old lady by, originally aired July 9th, 1971, Dj hot s*xy midnight discovers ma********on while meditating in a moist cocoon with a stack of tiger beat magazines. And later in the show, Dj hot s*xy midnight explains how one time a woman he made love to died of dehydration because he made her so wet.

27/09/2013

On tonights classic episode of Music to make love to your old lady by, originally aired August 19th, 1984, Dj hot s*xy midnight teaches a physics class at UAF about how his p***s is so big it has its own gravitational pull. Then later in the show, Dj hot s*xy midnight has s*x with a bunch of physics students and never calls them again.

20/09/2013

On tonights classic episode of Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By, originally aired September 26th 1981, Dj hot s*xy midnight chains himself to the doors of planned parenthood in an attempt to protest for cheaper cheesy gordita crunches. Then, later in the show, dj hot s*xy midnight chains himself to the doors of taco bell in an attempt to protest for buy one get one free abortions.

13/09/2013

In tonight’s episode, originally aired March 3rd, 1969, Dj hot s*xy midnight takes a warm bath with a drawing he made of a naked Michael Jordan. Later in the show Dj hot s*xy midnight posts n**e pictures of himself on the heavy equipment for sale section of Craig's list and subsequently catches himself a felony. 10 PM on KSUA!

05/09/2013

Finally after 5 months, tonight the heavens open up and the p***s of God will touch your ears once again! In tonight’s episode, originally aired January 15th, 1976, Dj hot s*xy midnight uses his time machine that runs on women’s low self-esteem to go back in time to prevent that dirty bitch from ever giving Magic Johnson HIV. Unfortunately in doing so he ends up having s*x with Magic Johnson subsequently giving him HIV.

01/09/2013

On May 9th 2013 KSUA aired the final episode of its hit radio show Music to Make love to your old lady by with Dj Hot s*xy Midnight. After 57 years of being on the air every Thursday night, Dj hot s*xy midnight decided it was time to put an end to the show. In a statement addressed to his friends, fans, and family, Dj hot s*xy midnight said he “no longer could do the radio show because he wanted to spend the next 200 years touching himself in a wet cocoon.” The reaction the public had to the discontinuation of the show was extreme. Women all over the world boycotted their own va**nas claiming that they could never reach climax again without the dulcet tones of Dj hot s*xy Midnight. Because of women everywhere boycotting their va**nas, men all over the world were unable to smash their favorite clam pieces which made them super sad. Rioting took place in the streets of New York, San Francisco, Glasgow, Tokyo, London, and Nairobi. Finally after 5 months of va**nal boycotting, President Barak Obama personally sent Dj hot Sexy midnight a letter asking him to restart the show. Dj hot s*xy midnight did not respond because he was presumably too busy touching himself in a moist cocoon. At this point KSUA decided to step in and make the decision to return s*xy to the masses by airing classic episodes of Music to Make Love to your old lady by with Dj hot s*xy Midnight. So tonight ladies and gentlemen, KSUA is officially putting an end to va**nal strikes everywhere by playing classic episodes of music to make love to your old lady by. COMING SOON

10/05/2013

Thank you everybody, this sure has been fun. Remember that a s*xy centaur loves you. Dont ever touch tips with anything you cant identify.

10/05/2013

ITS TIME FOR THE LAST EVER EPISODE OF MUSIC TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR OLD LADY BY! Time for s*xy shout out...Nikki....Im gonna go all Iphone 5 on that p***y. Meaning when im done with you you’re going to be asking Seri for directions to the public health center

09/05/2013

LAST EVER EPISODE OF MUSIC TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR OLD LADY BY TONIGHT AT 10 PM

04/05/2013

ATTENTION SEXY ASS BI***ES: Final new episode ever of Music to Make love to your old lady by next Thursday! I need to retire and focus more of my attention on my time machine that runs on women's low self esteem.

02/05/2013

And now its time for a super s*xy shout out. This s*xy shout out is going out to Margot. Margot, what has 6 legs and an ambient temperature of 3 degrees above absolute zero? Me bangin the bejesus out of you deep in outer space…and Margot…My greatest philosophical influence growing up was the spice girls... soooo… if you wanna be my lover, you gotta go down in Fred’s. OK? And Margot…did you know that reptiles lay eggs? Well I happen to ej*****te reptiles so expect a lot of eggs

26/04/2013

Now ladies and gentlemen, I have started receiving a lot of fan mail crying about how there’s only 2 new episodes of music to make love to your old lady by left after this week. And I understand your sadness, I too am sad about it, but heres the thing…Every 2 hours I spend in the studio on the mic…is 2 hours that I’m now elbows deep in some grade A clown p**n... know what Im sayin? Im talkin clown p**n, that kind of p**n that you cram like 15 of into a tiny car. Know what im sayin? Clown p**n, that kind of p**n that has like 3 layers of make-up on it and makes balloon animals. Know what im sayin? Clown p**n, that kind of p**n that has really floppy gigantic feet. You know…clown p**n

31/03/2013

Sad news ladies and gentlemen, for those of you who did not hear Thursdays show, due to the graduation of this s*xy ass centaur, the last new episode of Music to make love to your old lady by will be May 9th. I just need more time to sit around ma********ng to my VHS copy of A Knights Tale. Classic episodes of Music to Make love to your old lady by coming soon! Remember that even when im gone, I will still be with you. Because on every full moon....when the wind is just right...you can look to the east...and see me making love to the mouth of a Col. Sanders poster

18/03/2013

Becky I like the fact that you look like Aretha Franklin, but i think you should know that I plan on having absolutely no r-e-s-p-e-c-t for that p***y.

01/03/2013

To that bitch who made me mad on last nights show: I’m going to stuff a full goomba inside of you while you sleep tonight…you will wake up tomorrow and the first thing you will do is give birth to a live-adult goomba. His big ass Goomba eyes are going to stare right into your face while he slithers his way out of your swampy nether regions.

28/02/2013

Tune in tomorrow for the special Super Mario World inspired show. I did my homework and found out if Yoshi spits or swallows…turns out his spits, weird huh…that m***a lova will eat a live bipedial turtle with wings yet he spits the seed of god into a trash can

14/02/2013

This message goes out to Ashley...Ashley, fyi, plan B doesn’t work on s***m as powerful as mine…your going to need a plan C, which is a high powered vacuum…Its really unpleasant but effective. Probably should have told you that like 3 days ago huh? My bad.

08/02/2013

I like to watch the movie lady and the tramp when i bang...because its impossible to prematurely bust a nut when dogs be sharing spaghetti

31/01/2013

Ladies and gentlemen I know I make a lot of jokes about stuffin Denny's grand slams inside of chicks...but please, dont try to stuff breakfast inside of your lady at home. One false move and her pachina could end up sunny side down.

24/01/2013

Newtons 4th law of gravity…when Dj hot s*xy Midnights on the mic chicks cooters blow up. MUSIC TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR OLD LADY BY TONIGHT AT 10 PM. If you listen I will make you cm with a paper football...its pleasant...sort of

15/01/2013

Puppy thrown at German biker gang

DJ HOT SEXY MIDNIGHT STRIKES AGAIN: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.