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01/05/2016

The Healthy Words

I'm sorry!

12/01/2014

Being in the Friend Zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling regularly, bitching about the person they hired.

25/11/2013

Mostly parents are worried about........
what their sons download &
what their daughters upload :P

19/11/2013

alcOhOl mIGht gEt yUH FRiEnds foR tHe niGHt, bUt wilL gEt yUH fRiEnds FoR LifE :)

25/10/2013

Boss- pin de
Employee-abc2313
Boss- abee stapler pin mang raha hu. ..bbm pin nahi....
Android waale aise behave kar rahe hai jaise pehle gaaOn mein naya naya "TV" aata tha....:P

16/10/2013

FACEBOOK In
RAANJHANAA Style...

MUST READ.. And share

"बस इतनी ही कहानी थी
मेरी ..
एक लड़की थी जो ऑफलाइन बैठी
थी ....
कुछ ISP प्रोवाइडर थे जो
अभी भी उम्मीद में थे . .. एक दोस्त था जो Torrent
हेल्थ बताता था ...
एक और लड़की थी जो सिर्फ Msg
चेक करने ऑनलाइन आती
थी ...
Friends थे ... Followers थे ... और Network की
गलियाँ थी ...
और ये अकाउंट था जो अब
लॉगआउट हो चूका था और
ये डिस्प्ले था जिसमे अभी
भी लाइट बाकी थी .... हम Browser खोल सकते
थे ... लॉग इन कर सकते थे ..
पर किसके लिए ??
मेरा प्यार , Inbox Msgs,
Status Updates सब पीछे
छुट रहा था .... मेरे Power का बटन या तो लोग
ओन करवा सकता था या
Shut Down...
पर अब साला कौन Browser
खोले ?
कौन फेसबुक लॉग इन करे ...
Friend Request भेजने को ...
ब्लॉक्ड होने को ....अबे कोई
तो ब्लॉक्ड होने से रोक
लो ... ये जो लड़की Offline
बैठी है LED सी आँखे लिए आज भी Poke कर दे हमे ,
तोह Mark Zuckerberg की
कसम फिर से Login करलें ..
पर नहीं ...
अब साला मूड नहीं ...
Logout करने में ही सुख है ... Shutdown करने
में ही भलाई है .. पर लॉग इन
करेंगे किसी दिन ...
Status Update करने को ...
उसकी फोटो लिखे करने को ...
किसी के इश्क में फिर से Online आने को ...

:'(

30/09/2013

Agreee???

04/08/2013

Only true friends stand by you during bad times. I promise I will attend your wedding.
Occupy Friends !!

21/07/2013

Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Or 9? ;)

11/07/2013

mah supa hero :)

Man of Steel

17/04/2013

Bahut dard hota he jab teacher bolta hai ki.... . .
tumhara aur tumhare aage wale ka answer 1 hi
hai..
tab dil se aawaz ati he to saale sawal bhi to 1
hi tha..
Agree ??

15/04/2013

Timeline Photos

15/04/2013

deadly truth

15/03/2013

A girl went to introduce the man she wanted to get married to,

Father: "So you want to marry my daughter,what do you do for a living?"

Man: "I just got out of prison,I will search for a job soon"..
Father: "Whaaaat......!!!!!! You were in prison and you want to marry my daughter with that bad record

What did you do?"

Man: "I killed a person"

Father: "What did the person do?"

Man: "He denied me to marry his daughter"

Father: "Welcome to the family son" :P :D

Good Morning People ♥

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