06/09/2011
PARENTS CORRECTING CHILDREN
A father had been lecturing to his son on the evils of staying out late at night and getting up late in the morning.
"You will never amount to anything." he went on, "unlss you turn over a new leaf. remember that the early bird catches the worm."
But how about the worm, dad?Wasn't he rather foolish to get up so early?"
"Young man," replied the father solemnly, "that worm had not been to bed all night; he was on her way home."
-Lewis Copeland
