18/12/2023
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Drop Servicing Scenario
I, Murife, owns a laptop and can have access to the internet. Despite watching tutorials on youtube, I don't have a Technical Background in Business Analytics, Android/IOS Development, Trading, Web3 and ML. I spend my time online meeting new people, and sharing memes. My numerous girlfriends says how much I am convincing. Last week I met this new girl, Belinda. Belinda isn't like the other girls, and she was quick to point out how my writing is good. Two days later we are catching up at a Coffee Joint, creating a random account that she thinks I can use to sell my Software Engineering skills. I lied to her that I am an established developer with a whole 3 years experience, and I am jobless at the moment because the market is saturated. It was a bad move, and I blame Navas Herbert on it. He has been offering some cutting-edge lessons based on his personal experience with the laugh of his life .
Two more days later, I receive this call from Belinda, and she's making a follow up on the sh*tty account we had created. She had paid for the coffee last time, so like the gentleman I am, I thank her for her offer and then dropped the good news. Turns out that I had managed to convince some confused startup in Silicon Valley that I would be the perfect fit for their next project, and they'll part with only $450 for my expertise. She is genuinely happy for me, and she even thinks we should celebrate once I get my paycheck. It could've been easier if she knew that the only thing I can perfectly build is a banter meme.
If you know me, you'd know that I am not the kind that gives up on a Ksh100 note, leave alone a whooping $450 offer. Kingsly Byegon has been flexing his Data Science skills on Facebook since he graduated last month. Navas Muller Herbert even built a whole gmail clone the other day. If I can get these two guys to work together for a $50 each, and then deliver to the wannabe CEO in Silicon Valley in 3 weeks as if I did the work myself, that's Drop Servicing. I can keep a whole $350 for myself, and even take my Belinda out.