I don’t have emotional maturity exist because there are egotistical imbeciles amongst us.
18/01/2024
I really wish you wouldn’t make the rest of us suffer through your breakup or betrayal content. It’s trash
12/01/2024
Dear Cheater,
may your va**na close up with just enough space for urine and may your p***s become withered and frail.
07/01/2024
I don’t want you if you can’t get it right the first time.
02/11/2023
When you done laid up with your best friend all night, now you have to go to his parents house and pretend you didn’t just finish playing with their sons ding-ga-ling 🫠
28/10/2023
Your energy smells like men and penicillin
28/10/2023
Your energy smells like women and penicillin
28/10/2023
Your energy smells like unemployment and w**d
28/10/2023
Telling someone to get their feet off your furniture while your carpet needs vacuuming is just crazy, the table is chipped
28/10/2023
The fellas and gals Sneaky links are trauma bonded hot spots
26/09/2023
Neighbor: I thought you was gay
Me: I am happy all the time
Neighbor: oh no I meant I thought you dated same s*x
Me: I know, but why waste a teachable moment
26/09/2023
Headed to the family function to go see who’s begotten their family members ex
20/09/2023
Neighbor: why you call the police on my child
Me: why your child doing drugs on my steps
Neighbor: Next time come knock on my door
Me: Nope
20/09/2023
I shatter Karen’s dreams, when Karen can’t mind her business 🤟
20/09/2023
Don’t forget to mind your business when you see others happy. Don’t try to take their happiness away because you can’t find your own happiness
16/09/2023
Sometimes I check things out to see who you really are then I treat you as such
16/09/2023
Doing unto others as they do unto me 🤟
05/09/2023
So I can’t be petty but it’s ok for you to be nasty
🤷🏻🤷🏾🤷🏼♀️🤷🏽♀️ I’ll take being petty and my butt clean over nastiness and stinky smells any day
05/09/2023
The number of people showing themselves preparing food in sinks, kiddie pools and washing dishes in their toilets is telling me they are really gross and their guest are too.
04/09/2023
I don’t have emotional maturity
03/09/2023
When someone says they post for money and you post for attention and that’s the difference between us…..ummmm yeah you were posting for attention to until you finally got enough attention to get paid.
The only difference between us is you’re arrogant with memory loss of where you started. 💁🏼♂️💁🏽♂️💁🏻💁🏽♀️ I don’t have emotional maturity
02/09/2023
If I don’t ask for your opinion, don’t give it.
02/09/2023
Neighbor: You weird
Me: thank you
02/09/2023
Neighbor: I don’t know how you wear your natural hair outside
Me: why? you came out with your track showing and I didn’t bother you
01/09/2023
Good Morning to all the people who give people who overstep their boundaries a taste of their own medicine
01/09/2023
Shopper: You need to iron your clothes before you come out in public
Me: why? You came out with your face wrinkled and I didn’t bother you. I don’t have emotional maturity
31/08/2023
Welcome to my pettiness
💁🏻💁🏽♀️💁🏼♂️💁🏽♂️
This is not for the sensitive, emotional mature or grumpy complainers
🤷🏽♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏻🤷🏾
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