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27/02/2022

Distancing ourselves from propagansdous stae entites like the BBC and the TASS, the Fake News Netrwork has to belly laugh at Russian State entitiues appearing in Minks (Capital city of Russian Ally Belarus(sia) wondering why the EUkrainian government hasnt turned up at this less than neutral venue.

Our recently sacked journalist Yousaf Tobech Iddenme (and even we dont know how it spell it) has declare it to be utter bu****it on behalf of both the Belo (did not impose nuremberg code violations) Russians and the other COVID 19 compliant almost as n**i as ukrainian N**i russians based in Moscow (ie the pals of the actual fu***ng(*) russians).

[Note that the word "fu***ng" is not the english language colloquialism suggesting nefariousness nor the Osha description of a versatile use of the English language but something which in Belorussian means "dirty lying muderous bastads" in the transitive adjective sense. No offence is intended in the use of Belorussian vocabulary, Facebook fact checkers do your worst (you belorussian ***FU***RS***)]

So, erm, anyway...

It seems a bit unlikely that given true histroy that any ture scotsman is going to turn up at an English venue for ... erm ... "peace" negotiations given the realities of hisrory. (Nothing against Mel Gibson being an anti-semite so long as he leaves Ben Elton alone and doesnt steal any of Blackadders luxurious cars, Mel Gibson's level of anti-semitisim seems alright to me and hope fully doesnt offend decent Jews who equally hate the Tory infidel bastards committing genocide and crimes against humanity as right wing extremists like ourselves. (Although I might steal on of Rowan Atkinsons luxury cars for a day for a laugh just because he is an obvious rich Tory bastard outside of the fact he is an EVIL JOO from the kind of s**t the BBC portrays to be evil and what the JOOS get up to when you look carefully (Its pity to see Rowan and Elton embroiled in this over the BBC's racial extremism but there you have the real world in a wau the fake stream media would never want discussed).

As a legitimate fake news organisation, the fake news network wishes to distance itself from any accusations racism, anti-semitism, racism, xenophobia or JOOophobia.

Especially Geroge, who works the console at the petrol station who doesnt give us free petrol no matter how mant basball bats we pas before his eyes in a mos threatening manner. We feel its unfair that both rich JOOS like Rowan dont give us free cars and poor JOOS like Goerge dont give us free petrol, therefor everyone, except the BBC suggest we are being anti-semitic. when really, the fake news netwoek hate all jews, not just the semitic ones!

We are not yet sure how to deliver a corporate response about our views on Geroge (Franz (I was at the Nuremberg Trials) Schwartz) Soros as nothing has been implicated by any official sources regarding the FAKE NEWS NETWORKs anti-semitism toward Geoge Soroz albeit that George (the petrol station attendant) is an obvious n**i for not giving us free petrol with the currency of not batting him over the head with baseball bats, is precluded from our journalistist investigation of whether the alleged "president of Ukraine" (early 2022 suppots or opposes genocide "population reduction" or not. The BB F C seems to think there is room for manouvre on this issue.

Moving into fantasy world here, the BB F C is a state entity of a tribe beholden to the EURPA tribe in the hidden amazon. It alleges itself to be beholden to the interests of the BRITA tribe but in reality it has been concaved from the inside by the EURPA tribe and the concept of its alleigance to Chief LisNeeChas of the Britas Dynasty is even more fantasy then the story you might think you are reading about.

More on this story if this POST gets a 100 likes,

27/02/2022

We have some bad news to report. Our nutty conspiracy theorist reporter Yousaf Tobech Iddenme has had to be sacked due to irrational statements made by him which suggest mental illness has overcome one of our most intrepid reporters. Not only did Yousaf delve in to the world of nutty conspiracy theorist but he was brave enough to report on the crazy things that nutty conspiracy theorists were talking about.

As much as we appreciate Yousaf's contributions to the Fake News Network over the years, we have to draw the line at statements such as the following:

"We are ruled by monsters engaged in wars to ensure the supremacy of their own right to enslave humanity".

It is obvious to the fake news network that no one has a right to enslave humanity and for this reason we have had to let Yousaf go.

If you feel strongly about his sacking then please drop us a line calling for us to reinstate him. If not we will shoot him at dawn with the kind of pistol you can only buy on an extremely violent first person shooter game.

If you agree with our right to slaugher Yousaf for disobedience to the Fake News Network, feel free to comment on what it feels like to be a putinist n**i in a world of free speech offered to us by facebook metaverse incorporated (tm).

26/02/2022

Still no news. Sorry. Somethings happening in a place called Ukraine but theres lots of people being killed and the FNN could be taken down imminently for saying anything at all about it on facebook.

Theres also some stuff happening between the hidden tribes in the Amazon jungle but since you are disinterested in the goings on of tribal warfare in the Amazon jungle, you probably dont want to read the rest of this ... "news".

So Chief Yanuk of the Ukra tribe was displaced some years ago by Chief Turchy of the Eurpa tribe some years ago. Chief Turchy despite his clear loyalties to the Eurpa tribe claims to be the legitimate tribal chief of the Ukra tribe who are traditionally allied with the R***is lead by Chief Putanaimonit.

Since Chief Yanuk was displaced, those loyal to the Ukra have been subjected measures designed to bring about the destruction.

Its not as if the Ukra are being killed but put into positions where having children and bringing about a new generation of those loyal to the Ukra tribe will be much more difficule under Chief Turchy than it was under Chief Yanuk.

This would amount to genocide if only civilisation had managed to reach into the lives of those who live in the jungles of the Amazon but of course, genocide is not a concept which is fully understood by not only the culprits of genocide, but also the victims. There seems to be only some awareness that forcing the Eurpa tribe forcing the Judla tribe to eat the xycla plant causing instant death almost a century ago was somehow wrong. Nothing much is said about the other measures against the Judla tribe or members of other tribes who were also subject to genocidal extermination by the Eurpa tribe.

In the hidden jungles of the Amazon, these activities are normal, yet no one seems to notice.

Now that we have covered the history of going on between the Ukra tribe and the Eurpa tribe and the astonishing situation of a Eurpa chief ruling over the Ukra, lets go into the news.

Chief Putanaimonit of the R***i tribe has declared a war against the Ukra tribe with the aims of removing Chief Turchy from power and restoring someone more appropriate to rule over the Ukra such as might be amenable to Chief Yanuk, who is currently under house arrest by Chief Turchy's personal bodyguards.

The whole region of the Amazon is lit up with surprise by the declaration as spear throwers go head to head and it is thought the far more powerful R***i tribe will win even by those supportive of Chief Turchy.

Smoke signals are being given across the whole of the Amazon about the ongoing war so that all the people of Amazon can be misinformed by all sides about what is really going on in the warzone.

Having read this story, and having thought it was about the Amazon, and having read it again. Please appreciare the Fake News Network is as fake as f**k and please follow the page and maybe toss in some Amazonian disks of precious metal into the begging bowl once the technology become available to have a begging bowl.

Its the truth Jim, but not as we know it, or are allowed to tell it.

18/02/2022

There's no news today. Sorry. It's just the same old story thats been going on for the past two weeks to flatten the curve as has been going on for the past two years. The truth-hesitant are still a danger to themselves and others and people who work for government and media need to grow up and get a real job.

03/02/2022

News Justin:
Canadians supporting the do not represent the views of Canadians.

02/02/2022

A new engineering marvel which allows our glorious leaders a higher platform to speak to us from and which is cited to help us all obey the orders that they give us better has been developed by crowd funded engineering research company run by Percival Dethby and Lee Angying.

The new marvel is a platform which makes it abundantly clear to the people looking up at the platform who the person on the very important person on the platform is by having a rope which the person on the platform can tie to any part of their body. There is only one rope and it makes it superclear to the people beneath how important the person on the platform is since not only are the only one on the platform, they are the only ones with the rope tied around a part of their body, something reserved only for the greatest of people on the platform.

Scientists have discovered that tying the rope around the head gives the leader the greatest impact in their oratory to the crowds of gushing followers wishing to obey they down below.

Conspiracy theorists claim the new marvel is dangerous and hasnt been properly scientifically tested but leading experts have confirmed that these devices have went through rigourous trials with some even claiming the invention by the Dethby Angying Engineering company is an adaptation of an invention that has been around for hundreds of years.

These devices have been fully tested to work and the Fake News Network is warning its viewers not to listen to those making false claims that they are dangerous.

31/01/2022

Independent Fact Checkers have went ballistic over fresh claims that Justin Trudeau is related to Marie Antoinette, the wife of the King of France deposed by the French Revolution. Independent Fact Checkers claim there is no evidence whatsoever to support the claim that Justin Trudeau is related to Marie Antoinette who was famous for telling the starving people in France complaining they had no bread that they should heed her majestic wisdom and eat some cake instead.

We sent out roving reporter to get some comments from the independent fact checkers about three hours ago but the last we heard from him, he said he was in some kind of maze of bureaucracy trying to navigate how you can find anyone to get a comment from so that they can exercise their right of reply which is always a hallmark of good journalism, something the independent fact checkers funded by the media corporations they promote as being factually correct through a complex scheme of money transfers which makes it difficult to see whether the money is coming from the media cartels or the local launderette.

More on this story later when we make contact with our roving reported again.

18/01/2022

The Duke of York has confessed to being at a party where it is alleged that some men had some s*x with some women. Asked about what the men were doing with the women at the party, the Duke of York responded "When they were up, they were up and when they were down, they were down, and when they were only half way up, they were neither up nor down."

18/12/2021

Absolutely no protests happened anywhere in the world today. If they did the the fake news network would have told you.

(December 18th 2021)

02/10/2021

Nutty conspiracy theorists are now claiming the government intends to create a surveillance state which will employ public CCTV cameras and the monitoring and potential censorship of all communications on platforms which our democratically elected governments will help make ubiquitous.

Our conspiracy theorist correspondent Yousaf Tobich Iddinmi relates how people who believe nutty conspiracy theorists are becoming increasingly radicalised and may soon have to be exterminated for committing though crimes against the state.

He relates how the latest wacko theory from the lunatic fringe camp is about the government imposing coercive measures against anyone who doesnt go along with new medical procedures that all will have to undergo or face bans from various everyday things like eating food.

"Those nutty conspiracy theorists" he relates "are a very dangerous group of people spreading false news".

18/07/2021

Donald Trump is seeking to run his second presidential term by buying the nomination for the Democrat Party. The self-confessed great guy everyone loves to hate spoke to one of our reporters saying that the political system is so corrupted by the media which literally owns the system that the best way of becoming president is to buy huge chunks of the media like Italy's Berlusconi and use psychological warfare against the zombies who have never considered that if voting worked for the great masses of the people, it would be illegal. When asked why he was telling all this to our roving reporter, Trump replied "Because Im just a wonderful guy and I would make a great Democratic president because I have lots of poor people who work for me and they know me very well as great boss because Im a great guy". The interview ended early because Donald had to take his personal space shuttle to a golf outing he had to be at in about 14 minutes on the other side of the planet.

04/03/2021

Random photo saying absolutely nothing at all highlighted for a warning by speek police. Can anyone be informed in this level of censorship given the equally heavy information campaign promoting vaccines? It is an act of war against humanity to undermine it. - The Nuremberg Trials

20/09/2020

The Supreme Leader of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, The Great Patriot, Kim Jong Un, has vowed to liberate the UK and create a real democracy for the people!

Three Cheers for Kim Jung Un
Three Cheers for the patriotic media of North Korea
Boo to the nutty conspiracy theorists who say theres no real freedom.

19/09/2020

We at the Fake News Network care about your privacy thats why we need you to click a button so we can sell all your private activity and behaviour to our partners who will use that data to sell you everything from new biological biz to highly enjoyable chemical soups which will cause unnoticed infertility to your children.

We are the Fake News Network!

Be assured we care about your privacy!

19/09/2020

Page from leaked classified training manual for doctors teaching them how to identify the difference between the flu and coronavirus.

02/09/2020

02/09/2020

02/09/2020

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/high-consequence-infectious-diseases-hcid

The Fake News Network would like to apologise to its readers for posting any articles suggesting there may have been concerns about a pandemic in the UK. As you can see from the above link, the UK government have NEVER suggested covid-19 could be a serious health risk since at least March 2020. Any suggestion that anything other than that was the case is purely our reporting on matters where we cover the beliefs of the conspiracy theorist cult wearing masks.

Guidance and information about high consequence infectious diseases and their management in England.

30/08/2020

As well as bringing you the news you need to know and opinions the same as any other news arseholes, the Fake News Network also brings the news before it happens and in this instance its months in advance and its about everyones favourite global pandemic killer disease virus! Yeah! You guessed it! Coronovirus!

Many countries around the world will be locking down very strictly in the first week in November due to what they will describe an urgent need to prevent a very real risk of the spread of coronavirus killing millions and it will be very important that everyone stays indoors and reports anyone who intends to go out or travel, most especially around the 5th of that month.

This sudden lockdown will occur in a few months time.

A few months before this event, lots of people who read the Fake News Network will realise that they too are clairvoyant and will nod their heads while reading one of our articles saying something to the effect of what John Nada said when he saw the creeps on TV for the first time through the hoffman lenses "I shoulda figured it would be something like this".

Was someone looking to own a superpower?

25/08/2020

BLM are in crisis talks as news emerges "Defund the Police" is being funded by crackers.

https://dailycaller.com/2020/08/17/list-corporate-donations-defund-police-movement-black-lives-matter/

Companies including Microsoft, Intel and Airbnb have donated to Black Lives Matter Global Network and Color of Change, which want to defund the police.

23/08/2020

A new 3 Million BTC survey has been published asking the question of what did those who built the surveillance state tell their children they did when the world was being turned into a corporate prison.

7% said "They didnt realise thats what they were doing due to compartmentalisation"

9% said "They were threatened that if they didnt build it then they would be thrown out the master race and made to live like one of the people they were enslaving"

13% said "Dont ask questions or Osama bin Laden will come and shoot you."

14% said "I dont understand the question. Can you look at the TV guide and tell me what time "Subliminal Messages for Fascists" is on at?

17% said "I built the surveillance state to protect you from all the people being watched by the surveillance state, including you and excepting all the criminals who continue to exercise their fundamental liberties despite how many of them I sacrficed for you."

40% said "Blame Donald Trump. Its all his fault! Come on sing a chorus of We Hate Donald Trump with me and lets not get all depressed about all that stuff. We Hate Donald Trump, We Hate Donald Trump, We Hate Donald, We Hate Donald, We Hate Donald Trump! Do you feel better now or will I call the psychiatrist?"

The 3 Million BTC was funded through an independent organisations not associated with the major funders that independent fact checkers like Poynter depend on to stay in business censoring the internet.

07/08/2020

17 Websites the government doesnt want you see that contain lots of stupid ads!

06/08/2020

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06/08/2020

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01/04/2020

What if the war on the pestilence causes famine and death?

A nutty conspiracy theorist with obvious signs of mental illness claims to have experienced the following hallucination and believes he has the weird woo woo ability to communicate to people who live in the future. Ill let you decide:

John says he was a sheep and doesnt mentiin the cinsumption of any cannabis when the following occurred:

"I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.

When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come!” 4 Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make people kill each other. To him was given a large sword.

When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, “Two pounds[a] of wheat for a day’s wages, and six pounds of barley for a day’s wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!”

When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

When he opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of those who had been slain because of the word of God and the testimony they had maintained. They called out in a loud voice, “How long, Sovereign Lord, holy and true, until you judge the inhabitants of the earth and avenge our blood?” Then each of them was given a white robe, and they were told to wait a little longer, until the full number of their fellow servants, their brothers and sisters, were killed just as they had been.

I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red, and the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind. The heavens receded like a scroll being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place.

Then the kings of the earth, the princes, the generals, the rich, the mighty, and everyone else, both slave and free, hid in caves and among the rocks of the mountains. They called to the mountains and the rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb! For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can withstand it?”

The Fake News Network has attempted to get in touch with "John" but the best leads we have are that he is behind a temporal wall which onpy allows one way cimmunication. Sounds like hureaucrats taking the p**s to me.