Rufus On The Radio

06/09/2022

Who better to elect a Prime Minister for the 67 million people in multicultural Britain, then 172,437 rich, white, old people.

04/06/2022

09/05/2022

The only problem with my instinct solar watch is the battery life is so outrageously long, that when I eventually need to charge it, I forget where I put the charger.

I always end up accusing my Wife of hiding it for some reason.

Next panic up: Saturday 4th June 2022.

03/05/2022

My safe place.

02/05/2022

My Wife made me watch the 1988 classic film 'Willow' because I hadn't seen it before.

I didn't realise a young Daisy May Cooper was in it & she was brilliant.

02/05/2022

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01/05/2022

Dear Bobby Bains,

No idea why you've posted propaganda hate speech thru my letterbox but I'm fu***ng furious!

Shove it up your fu***ng arse. Sideways.

Kind regards,

The second most famous person in after Ellie Simmonds

Rufus Maher.

29/04/2022

This week I've come to the conclusion that working on site at a customer's premises is like being the away team.

Everyone says you should work there.

Everyone watches your every move

& when your driving home you know they are saying;

"Thought he'd be better than that."

25/04/2022

First night of four away from Wifey.

TV dinner while enjoying David Icke on the True Geordie podcast

21/04/2022

So strong are the Irish genes passed on from my parents, that after my return drive from Aldridge to Wolverhampton this morning, my right arm now looks like it's been kissed by the sun, aggressively!

20/04/2022

Either I work hard or my job sucks the soul out of me. To be fair, both are probably true.

19/04/2022

Watching some Conservatives defending Boris Johnson over party gate fines this evening is probably enough to radicalise me.

18/04/2022

17/04/2022

Who was the better chocolatier, Jesus Christ or W***y Wonka?

16/04/2022

Banksy produces this & you'd all cream in your pants but because I did it, your all asking me what the hell it is.

Both points of view are valid & I don't know what the hell it is, I just like it.

12/04/2022

Don't mean to go full Matt Le Tissier on your asses but when a monetary system is rooted in debt, that floats on markets dictated by confidence, what do we expect?

It's almost like the money system is intentionally overly complex so the average worker bee can't see thru the lie.

10/04/2022

Imagine fighting a war you didn't want for the past six weeks & then this bumbling mess turns up for a cuppa?!?!

We can only apologise President Zelenskyy

09/04/2022

All day drinking starts now.
Don't wait up, I may die.

08/04/2022

I love getting feedback from my little show, good, bad or ugly.

03/04/2022

The boy unimpressed by Tottenham Vs Newcastle

02/04/2022

28/03/2022

Will Smith is fu**ed if Chris Rock tells his Dad.

27/03/2022

Happy Mothers Day

26/03/2022

You're not ferry good,
You're not ferry good,
You're not ferry,
You're not ferry,
You're not ferry good,

P&O Ferries

25/03/2022

Keep the faith Syntia.

23/03/2022

With the 5p per litre cut to fuel duty today, the next time I fill the car up I will save a whopping £1.90.

This time next year Rodney..........

22/03/2022

A guy at work somehow manages to suck the creativity out of me with his stories.

20/03/2022

It's always exciting to find a Maher in the news but unfortunately it's always when we f**k up!

19/03/2022

Always crushes my soul when what I've ordered doesn't look like what's slapped down in front of me.

Cheers Witney Subway

19/03/2022

Is cheerleading just lap dancing with a little bit of gymnastics thrown in?

18/03/2022

. P&O Cruises are s**t heads.

17/03/2022

That's why I'm the king of Friday night Internet radio*

* Self praise is no praise.

17/03/2022

A day where we celebrate the time Patrick drove snakes out of Ireland.

Wish he'd come back & drive the snakes out of our government.

15/03/2022

I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE OFFICE TODAY. COMPANY OWNER CALLS ME AT 9AM

COMPANY OWNER "How you doing today?"

ME "Right! Hit me with it."

MASS LAUGHTER FROM COMPANY OWNER.

COMPANY OWNER "Fancy working away tomorrow?"

ME "Knew it."

MASS LAUGHTER FROM COMPANY OWNER.

14/03/2022

I had a dream last night that I explained my little show on Moxie Radio to Bill Murray as;

'The audio equivalent of Cold War Steve artwork.'

Bill was impressed by that.

13/03/2022

Giving £350-a-month 'thank you' to Britons who host refugees from Ukraine is a great but lets use what we already have;

MP second homes.

Let Ukrainian refugees move in with them for a minimum of 6 months & give the £350 a month to the refugees.

Its a no brainer to me.

11/03/2022