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22/10/2023

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1.Sex in the kitchen is fun until boiling hot water splashes on your erect joystick.

2.The Problem with most Ugly People is that they expect Too much from the Camera.

3. You are 18 yrs old dating a man of 62 and you're like "I can't wait to see my baby" is he ur baby or your ancestor??

4.When u scream God's name during “premarital” s*x, I wonder if ur tryin to remind him to punish you later..

5. Pr******te: Oga how far? U wan do?
Man: If only u go do am like my wife
Pr******te: Yes na! How she dey do am?
Man: She dey do am for free.

6. U carry Pr******te for just 1nyt & give Her 20k. Yor GF come spend 1week with u & u gave her 5k. A Bungalow is waiting 4 u in Hell

7.That 'Mogbe o' was the moment your Mother-in-Law from the village uses your iPad as candle stand.

8.Niggas stay faithful with their barber, but be cheating on their girl. Diaris God o.

9.Double dating isn't when u r dating two girls at a time, its when you're dating a girl whose weight is more than 100 kg

10.Devil: Welcome to Hell...you're trapped here for eternity, burning in the flames fueled by your sins.
Naija dude: "What's your WiFi password?"Or your free browsing code

11.Does anyone else wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as hell, and water tastes like it came from God's personal pond?

12.U love having s*x with under-18 girls. Now, ur daughter's 16 yrs & u're ordering her 2 always stay indoors. U're deceiving urself ( ˘̯˘ )

13.You are a man who pilfers items from ur workplace & ur child has started stealing too. If u flog him God will flog u too

14.Some girls are financial assassins. U're using 2 fones worth 200K, & u say u need a man that would cater 4 ur needs. Craze dey
ur head!

15. Facebook, the only place you can be a genius and a graduate with a certificate of copy and pasting.

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22/10/2023

WHAT CAN U EAT EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NOT GET TIRED OF !!!!

22/10/2023

Don't joke with this prayer!
You will be the first successful billionaire in your family 💚💛🙏🙏🙏

22/10/2023

JUST 🤣LAFF AND LIVE LONGER... 🤣😂😂😂😂

1. One thing I like doing so much
(it's one of my hobbies)... I like separating ladies when they are fighting- 🤣🤣😃😃 please don't ask me why oo?? 🚶🚶🚶

2. No condition is permanent✌️, even that your new generator that
sounds like Simi today will one day sound like Naira Marley.. 😝🤣🤣

3. Shebi you know everything abi, 💁
Ok, the line that divide your Nyash is called what? 🙆🙈😜😎😂🏃🏃🏃

4. It's raining and you are telling somebody's daughter to run and enter your house, abi...
My brother, are you Noah?🙄😮🤣🤣🤣

5. I want to get her pregnant before I marry her, so as to make sure she is fertile...
why not marry a single mother that already have proof...🙄
Confused set of people everywhere.....mtcheeew🚶🚶🚶
(ladies make I loud the volume?)🤣🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️

6.Please, 🙏 😩
New bestie is needed urgently..
Former one has always been vomiting and sleeping🤰🙉🙉

7. My dear sister, deep down, that guy want to inbox u, but ur profile pic looks like- "please can you do me a favour”😜

8. Expensive phones don't make much noise when ringing, even if the volume is full. The problem is this cheap ones...🙄 Even when the volume is at 1, it will ring like an ambulance carrying a COVID-19 patient 🤣🙆‍♂️😂

9. The energy which our slay queens use to hold their breath in order to make their stomach flat in pictures, could be used to carry blocks to earn an honest living 🚶🚶🚶😂🤣🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

10. During the Christmas season...
I cautioned girls to be warned... because not every guy with ear ring is from AMERiCA oo... some are from Lapaz, Tema, even Lesotho or kwadaso. 😂🙆‍♂️🤣
Some even disappear from Ukraine come 😂🤣

11. Sucking a girl's bréã$t under fan is called 'fanmilk' 🏃🏃🏃😂

12. Forget injection, nothing can be so painful than having raw food without means to cook it after coming home from school. That thing can disorganize someone's life.😂😂

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18/10/2023

Pls don't just read alone, try and share it this .....
TOUCHING STORY:

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"
The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying:
"Just take care of my eyes dear."

MORAL LESSON:
This is how human brain changes when the status changed. Only few remember what life was before, and who's always been there even in the most painful situations.

NOTE:
Life Is A Gift
***Today before you think of saying an unkind word–
think of someone who can’t speak.
***Before you complain about the taste of your food–
think of someone who has nothing to eat.
***Before you complain about your husband or wife–
think of someone who is crying out to God for a companion.
***Today before you complain about life–
think of someone who went too early to heaven.
***Before you complain about your children–
think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.
***Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn’t clean or sweep–
think of the people who are living in the streets.
***Before whining about the distance you drive–
think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
***And when you are tired and complain about your job–
think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.
***But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another–
remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.
**And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down–
put a smile on your face and thank God you’re alive.

15/10/2023

😂 Don't just laugh alone😁😁😆.......

1. Sister, bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than your future is not a problem. The problem is having yellow face, green vein and red leg, don't come and be looking like traffic light😂😂😂😂

2. Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration? ah my tongue😁😁😁😂😂

3. Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft: you dey try well done😁😂😂😂

4. So My Bro Broke Up With His Girlfriend Yesterday Because He Saw A Man Driving Her Car. We Later Investigated & Found Out It Wasn't A Man, She Just Took Off Her Wig😁😂😂😁😂

5. Watching a Movie with a kid is stressing, A kissing scene Comes on and you end up saying 'come on boy, Go and close the rain, window is getting in😂😂😂😁😂😂

6. “I cannot marriage a man that is not education”, says a lady at the bank yesterday😂😂😁😂

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06/10/2023

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06/10/2023

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29/09/2023

David killed Goliat,
Naira Marley killed mohbad,
Me I killed cockroach,
And you killed .......?

29/09/2023

Very true 😆😁😁😁

29/09/2023

Don't pass without saying sorry... You never understand what dis man is going through.....

19/09/2023

A mother posted photos of her baby and some people claimed that her baby was not real.

They asked her why she was moving about with a fake baby and the woman was forced to react in a new video.

"But for real she looks like a beautiful doll", someone reacted to the video.

13/09/2023

JOKES 🤣😂

1 If sapa wan deal with you, e go first make u fresh so that ur helpers go run.😂😂😂

2) Just becuz i tell u say make u join me eat. You don already wash hand, throw 2 meats for mouth. 😒😒

4. B4 u post sumtin online 4 sale, put d price.
Not d one I will come to your DM & u will say boxer is 13k.
For which Nyash?💔😂😂

5) WIFE: Good morning my Löving sweet Römantic husband🥰

HUSBAND: Mama Nkechi Put That mõney Back in the wardrobe, it's not for Me!! 💥😭😭😂😂

6. SON: I’m tired of this Grandpa’s sicknëss oo😒 it’s better he dïes...
FATHER: It’s your Father that will dïe not mine 🙄😳

7. The best way to make somebody remember you is to borrow møney from them. 😄

8: E Reach My Turn To Be Your BoyFriend, You Dey Tell Me “I Have Seen Hëll with Other Boys”
Na Me Show You Hëll?😏🤨🙄🤣

9. Death is when a conductor put his armpit directly on your face as he dey collect money from people at the JOKES 🤣😂

1 If sapa wan deal with you, e go first make u fresh so that ur helpers go run.😂😂😂

2) Just becuz i tell u say make u join me eat. You don already wash hand, throw 2 meats for mouth. 😒😒

4. B4 u post sumtin online 4 sale, put d price.
Not d one I will come to your DM & u will say boxer is 13k.
For which Nyash?💔😂😂

5) WIFE: Good morning my Löving sweet Römantic husband🥰

HUSBAND: Mama Nkechi Put That mõney Back in the wardrobe, it's not for Me!! 💥😭😭😂😂

6. SON: I’m tired of this Grandpa’s sicknëss oo😒 it’s better he dïes...
FATHER: It’s your Father that will dïe not mine 🙄😳

7. The best way to make somebody remember you is to borrow møney from them. 😄

8: E Reach My Turn To Be Your BoyFriend, You Dey Tell Me “I Have Seen Hëll with Other Boys”
Na Me Show You Hëll?😏🤨🙄🤣

9. Death is when a conductor put his armpit directly on your face as he dey collect money from people at the back.
Just die there.🤞🤞
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13/09/2023

Nigerian girls are like Nepa, once they Start
Giving you light, just know that Bill is coming.. 🧾

13/09/2023

Whenever I have a problem,
I just sing, then I realize
My voice is worse than
my problem🤭🤭🤭🤭

13/09/2023

The American police style:
Investigate he's a thief till you find any evidence to catch him.
The China police style:
Chase the thief till he gets tired,then you Catch him.
The Arab police style:
kidnap the thief's wife and threathen the thief to surrender.☺️☺️
The India police style:
Allow a pretty of damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him. ☺️☺️☺️☺️
The Nigeria police style:
Catch any person you see on the street, beat him untill he agrees he's a thief. ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
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01/09/2023

Don't scroll and pass without saying a word

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31/08/2023

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