Constructive Sarcasm

21/07/2018

Pisces R Us

05/08/2016

05/04/2016

Taking orders........anyone?

16/02/2016

How true

😂😂

14/02/2016

Comeback soon ;)

14/02/2016

Hallmark: next year's idea????

14/02/2016

Uh huh.

14/02/2016

You are welcome ;)

14/02/2016

Constructive Sarcasm

An oldie but a goodie.

For those who are lacking sarcasm

14/02/2016

Yep

~D

24/07/2015

Shelburne gains chance to win country music concert in the Coors Banquet One Horse Town contest

Voting starts August 3rd!!!!! Let's bring this concert to Shelburne!!!!!

It will be the battle of Shelburne, Ontario and Lacombe, Alberta online.

20/01/2015

Project Hoof 2014

Guess what starts in less than 12 minutes? Our long awaited AUCTION!!!!

http://bit.ly/projecthoof

Help us raise money for our family who has a trust fund set up for the children - ALL FUNDS will go to the family directly! We have over $2,700 in items, so get bidding and make that money count!!!

We have 47 items up for bids, including some of the following:

-Gift certificates from Julie Thurgood Photography
- 3 month gym membership from BigTyme Fitness and Boxing
- Family session from Reflections by Patty
- $300 gift certificates from Citrus City Tattoo
- Vast selection of Thirty-one bags from Julie McNeely Heath
- Gift certificates for the LCBO, Tim Hortons and Canadian Tire from S. Burnett & Associates Limited
- Gift certificate from Pita Pit Orangeville
- Gift certificate from Launch Your Hair
- Epicure basket from Jen Speers - Independent Epicure Consultant
- Toys donated NIB from Randy Button Orangeville The I CARE Mortgage Agent
- Ultimate Cloths from Tracy's UltimateCloth
- Gift certificate from Pottery Parties in the Hills

And much more!!!!!!!!

Remember, shipping is extra if you need it mailed but we will calculate that after the bidding stops!

Auction runs for ONE WEEK!!!!!

11/11/2014

17 Reasons Why I'm Not A Bitch, I'm Just Sarcastic

Right....I am not a bitch................

Unfortunately, people tend to confuse sarcasm with bitchiness.

31/10/2014

Mobile Uploads

30/10/2014

HAPPY THROAT PUNCH THURSDAY!

18/10/2014

How to be Sarcastic

For those who are lacking sarcasm

I promise to return to my series on the simple tasks people can't seem to perform, however I felt inspired to get this one out first, for the sake of my futu...

16/10/2014

Throat Punch Thursday at Grunt Style

Throat Punch Thursdays!!!

There's always someone in need. Be a Throat Punch Donor.

15/10/2014

hahahahah

Intense Bath & Body Works rant gets HILARIOUS reenactment! See why it's going viral HERE! http://goo.gl/5xSndJ

14/10/2014

New favorite book ;)

09/10/2014

From a fan (and a pretty one at that)

07/10/2014

Here's Why Everyone Is Freaking Out About "Jen From The Appleton Bath & Body Works"

I was way too amused at how upset she was...but yet again this is how I felt when I dealt with Dell this week.....

Have you noticed a ton of people talking about “Jen from the Appleton Bath & Body Works”?

07/10/2014

Seriously just had someone come to my desk, pick up my lunch and ask if they could have some of it.

07/10/2014

Don't forget about the contest - ends tonight!!

Two Cineplex Odeon movie passes! canada only :)

I have a give away.........WHO LIKES GIVE AWAYS! Unfortunately you have to live in Canada.

I have TWO movie passes to Cineplex Odeon I would love to give away to my Sarcastic Mofos.....

Here is the catch - you must comment below something sarcastic and you have to share the page.....easy right?

And I know if you haven't shared my lovelies :)

Contest ends tomorrow night :)

07/10/2014

Constructive Sarcasm () | Twitter

Well we are twatted up....... follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/constructivesar

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07/10/2014

Sometimes my sarcasm is misplaced

06/10/2014

I have a give away.........WHO LIKES GIVE AWAYS! Unfortunately you have to live in Canada.

I have TWO movie passes to Cineplex Odeon I would love to give away to my Sarcastic Mofos.....

Here is the catch - you must comment below something sarcastic and you have to share the page.....easy right?

And I know if you haven't shared my lovelies :)

Contest ends tomorrow night :)

06/10/2014

I love when people do something to you, get caught and then act like it is your fault.....a pure example of being an a-hole.

Tonight while driving home, the lane in front of me came to a complete stop, so I changed lanes, probably 100 feet back - and before I knew it, the lady who was in front of me who was at a complete stop pulls right out in front of me and has the audacity to freak out cause I almost hit her - I wasn't being a do**he, it just happened so fast........I shook my head at her and SHE LOST HER S**T.

Seriously.?

06/10/2014

Sarcastic one liners at its finest...........According to Me!

I found this hilarious website at:

Here are some of the one liners I was left laughing with tears....


I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

Do you get laughed at a lot and never know why?

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

I like you. Everyone says I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad reality is that you wouldn’t understand me.

People would follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

I used to be pro-life until I met you.

you grow on people, but so does cancer.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

So I have been told that my updates are too long. I am sorry(...No, I am not). I can't help it(....Yes I can). When I go to the bookstore to buy a novel, I go for the heaviest one because it would ...