24/06/2022
ISSUE 11!!!!!!! WE ARE A LITTLE BEHIND BUT WE ARE VERY EXCITED TO BE SENDING YOU THIS PUPPY IN NO TIME AT ALL WE WILL EMAIL U WHEN ITS SHIPPED OKAY GOOD BYE
A new indie comedy magazine packed tight like a sausage with meat (jokes), port (fun times), and spi It was hilarious. LOVE it!!! So unique and hilarious.
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ISSUE 11!!!!!!! WE ARE A LITTLE BEHIND BUT WE ARE VERY EXCITED TO BE SENDING YOU THIS PUPPY IN NO TIME AT ALL WE WILL EMAIL U WHEN ITS SHIPPED OKAY GOOD BYE
big day for decisions
Cheryl here. here is your fortune swipe to see what's in store for you soon
a reader’s review of Call of Duty
Cheryl here. Today's fortune. Swipe to see what your future holds. Link in bio for a live reading
here are the reason that my cat is cool
Please help us
mugshot of the most notorious criminals in the history of the entire world
ROTTEN MIKES HOUSE OF WET GO CLICK THE LINK IN BIO
Cheryl here dropping in to give you your fortune, swipe to see what the future holds for you
remembering those we lost in the year 2021. The families of the deceased have requested that you have a moment of silence while you read these please
oh my
december is the month of horoscopes. saggy this one is for you and only you
december is the month of horoscopes. libra it is finally your turn
december is the month of horoscopes. virgos I gotta tell you all you're all just friggen wacky LOL
december is the month of horoscopes. leo you son of a gun here's your horoscope pal
december is the month of horoscopes. cancers read it and weep
december is the month of horoscopes. ummm will the gemeni in the room please stand up LMBO
december is the month of horoscopes. tauruses you know who you are.......
december is the month of horoscopes. aries you've done it again
26 hours of packin later and issue 9 is friggen ready for all 700 of you lil weirdos. Shipping tomorrow.
Model: Porkrinds
Model agency: IMG
Issue 9 is here SHIPPING THIS WEEKEND! Porkrinds the cat is high fiving us about it
december is the month of horoscopes. pisces you're a friggen lunatic dude
december is the month of horoscopes. here you are aquarius looks like good things are in a store for you
On this Black Friday you're allowed to buy this deck of cards and card game from us (fyi) and you can (and are allowed) to do that using the link on the bio (please).
You can (and are allowed to) also use code UGLYFRIDAY for 0.69 off of your order (lmbo)
Okay goodbye
Use code UGLYFRIDAY for 69 cents off your order, this deal won't last long act now!!!!!!!!
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The ace of asses. Hot dog spades. King horseshoes. Bite me. My oh my what a deck of cards! And what an accompanying card game!
These ugly cards are gunna absolutely blow your ass away. 54 unique hand-drawn drawings from issues 6, 7, 8 of Ugly Magazine adorn each card, as well as a few never-before-seen gems from the our illustrator's sketchbook.
Not interested? Well maybe your goofy uncle or that weird nephew who keeps saying “I had a dream where you died.” will like thiese. Give 'em an Ugly Deck o’ Cards! The perfect Holiday gift!
Ugly cards will be ON SALE ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!! MORE DETAILS TO COME I THINK YOU WILL LIKE THESE CARDS
We're making a friggen deck of cards with an accompanying ugly ass card game, if u want it you'll be able to buy it next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mama mia!!!!!!!
some more friendships that are like when a bird cleans an alligators teeth
the first in our series showcasing friendships that maybe you are a little too quick to judge and would not expect we could all learn something from this one...............................
secrets service, the whole job is you gotta tell your secrets
i'm telling you these really work (I do not know from experience but someone told me they liked them after reading the magazine)
good luck solving our trivia gunna need a big ass brain
ding d**g ditch (this one did not make the mag unfortunately and i'm really mad at Ed our editor)
mama mia these sexual positions are fun and good
buddy. you have GOT to try these
a dad leaf blowing. this did not make it into the mag and I can't imagine why???
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ISSUE 11!!!!!!! WE ARE A LITTLE BEHIND BUT WE ARE VERY EXCITED TO BE SENDING YOU THIS PUPPY IN NO TIME AT ALL WE WILL EMAIL U WHEN ITS SHIPPED OKAY GOOD BYE
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