Mâxîê kê

20/12/2023

Watu wa Nairobi tell your kids shosh akienda nyuma ya nyumba uku ushago hafai kufuatwa.... Kengine kashaa laaniwa na 25 haijafika bado😃😃

13/09/2023

Yaani neighbor anunue iPhone alafu aniombe kitunguu! nimemwambia adownload😂😂😂

13/09/2023

Leo niliingia gari la mzungu wacha nikwambie Ile kizungu nimeongea Leo wacha tu😩😩🤦🙆🙆

Decrease me!!
Underground me😹
Leave me alone😹😅
Subtract me from your car😂🤣
Put me down🤣🤣✋
Floor me😂
Remove me please🤣🤣
Send me out😂😂

Asanti mwalimu ya English 😊😊

12/09/2023

Apart from eka miguu vizuri niingize mzigo,ni lugha ipi ingne hutumiwa kwa matatu

12/09/2023

A man was dating 3 ladies and wanted
to decide who to marry. He then gave them a
test.
He gave each 100k and observed what each
did with the money.
The first one did a total make-over which
included a fancy hair style, make up and
several new outfits. She then dressed up for
the man and said, "I have done this to make
myself more attractive to you because I love you so much." The man was impressed.

The second woman went gift shopping for the
man. As she presented these gifts to him she said, "I've spent all the money on you because I love you so much." The man was again impressed.

The third one invested the money in the stock
market. She earned 400k and gave him back his 100k.
She then deposited the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to secure their future because she loved
him so much.
Obviously, the man was very impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what
each woman had done with the money.
In the end, he married the one with the biggest buttocks...

Men men men!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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10/09/2023

Ushawai kula chapo mbili kwa wenyewe 😅ukitaka kuchukua ya tatu wanafunga pot😂😂😂 emotional damage 😎

09/09/2023

Sai nikufe juu ya dry spell utasikia wakisema angeniomba ningempea🙊...haya naomba nipewe sasa 🤭😂

09/09/2023

Pombe sigara naeza acha bila kung'ang'ana lakini hawa wasichana vile nawapenda 😘😘😘
Naeza uza roho yangu niwapee pesa😂😂😂💔

09/09/2023

Wacha hata kuoga.. Mimi hata ile wimbo ya uninyunyizie maji siwezi imba🥴🥱🤣

09/09/2023