Magda1

15/04/2024

Read this and understand "school does not make you reach. School is only supposed to polish what will make you rich. Not to make you rich." Na nimeenda🏃🏿

04/04/2024

The richest man in China said, “If you put the bananas and money in front of the monkeys, the monkeys will choose bananas because the monkeys don't know that money can buy a lot of bananas.

In fact, if you offer WORK and BUSINESS to people, they will choose to WORK because most people don't know that a BUSINESS can make more MONEY than a salary.

One of the reasons the poor are poor is because the poor are not trained to recognize the entrepreneurial opportunity.

They spend a lot of time in school and what they learn in school is to work for a salary instead of working for themselves.

Profit is better than wages because wages can support you, but profits can make you a fortune.

29/03/2024

Guys take good care of yourself. People can travel 100miles to burry you but cannot take just a minute to help you....@ good morning Kenya.

26/03/2024

Only legends can understand

26/03/2024

ugali omena lovers

24/03/2024

traditional hospital

22/03/2024

A pilot was told to transfer m@d pe0ple from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Every place was noisy. Later one of the m@d men approached the pilot and said to him “please teach me how to fly the aeroplane?The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.😒

The m@d man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.😌 After some minutes the m@d man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.The m@d man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fain*ted 🤣🤣🤣😂

21/03/2024

LIFE.......INDEED NO ONE HAS IT ALL.....

AJARA a mad woman, sleeps under the bridge but in her hands are twin handsome boys she gave birth to some weeks ago.

AISHA, living in a posh house, drives posh cars, went to the best hospital in town for ante-natal care but see her crying for she has another miscarriage.

HALIMA, beautiful, good job, good house, good husband yet her pillow suffers every night with wetness of her tears, because she is yet to conceive .

Hmmmmmmmmmm!

Life is deep, who can understand it?

FRANCIS, lives with his parents, his father is a poor carpenter, he goes to school on foot every morning with empty stomach, yet he is exceptionally brilliant.

TONY, a son of a wealthy politician goes to school, with escorts and assorted food and drinks yet he cannot assimilate what he is being taught.

PETER, son of a medical doctor, crippled, he cannot help himself, his father cannot help him yet he treats others and they get healed.

What is in this life self?

We all have it in bits, that is the irony of life. So why the bitterness , the envy the anger, let's learn to manage our bit and see how we can make it better .

FUNMI, virgin, focused, intelligent, but she was r***d on her way to school, she became pregnant and life was on hold for a moment , Life! Life !!! Life !!!

JANE pr******te nothing to write home about, married to a good man, have four lovely kids and doing great .

TEMITOPE, rich family beautiful, good job, humble, but yet has no man to call her own .

No one should think he is better than the next person because we have it in bits as we try to manage our bit, let us also try to be a support system.

No one is more , no one is less, we are all unique in our own way.

It is so funny and indeed pitiable to see someone acting so proud and inhumane just because he or she has a slight advantage over others in a particular area of life . Someday when death beckons, you will respond with all your cluttering material possessions

21/03/2024

the most loved person in the world. I love you mummy

19/03/2024

some love the NYash😂😂😂😂

19/03/2024

John is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up. His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties (A french wine that change colour if water added).

As usual, John drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.

John knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted, "John!!!"
John answered.."Yes, Sir!"
Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"
John didn't respond.
The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," John answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested.

John shouted, "Boss!"
Boss answered, "Yes!"
John asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
Boss didn't answer.
John ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! John it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name".
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".

Without argument John ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
John called, "Madam!
Madam answered, "Yes!"
John asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything",🙆🙆

19/03/2024

see there is no difference

15/03/2024

Kenya is a funny country

15/03/2024

some call it creativity while in Kenya we call it CBC...... space

22/02/2024

22/02/2024

On sale just inbox

22/02/2024

the best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of your current decision

08/11/2023

Saa zingine unadecide to kuloosen up. Mwaka unaisha manzee.

08/11/2023

Guys follow me on Instagram as 1.
On TikTok find as magda123lene
On you tube as 1.
I have good things for you there as always

29/10/2023

From days to weeks.

From weeks to months.

The screen goddess, Mary Magdalene Nekesa has now made a social media appearance after staying away for many months. She is one kenyan celebrity who started to maintain a low social media profile, and it surprised many when she finally decided to show her face on her Instagram page on October 23, 2023.

She is a Kenyan

A model

She is a wedding show host

She is a journalist

Mary Magdalene Nekesa was born on July 25th 1998 in bukhalalire, busia county in the western part of Kenya but raised in luo nyanza. She is currently 25 years old.

Mary Magdalene Nekesa received her secondary school education at Sega girls secondary school in siaya county, before proceeding to the Zetech university, she then transferred to sigalagala national polytechnic, where she graduated with a diploma in journalism and mass media.

She started her modeling career in the then-popular high school cultural day at the age of 15.

In 2020 she was introduced in cumpas modeling competition.

In 2022, her daily dressing code attracted photographers making them want to take her photos daily.

This made her become popular and decided to do photo modeling.

She is very beautiful, gifted, skillful, creative and talented.

She is very good when it comes to fashion

Very good in interpreting her dressing code

The beautiful model has now made a social media appearance after staying away for many months.

In her social media platforms you will find her as

Welcome back Queen of beauty

29/10/2023

MLUYHA ni NANI?

,,,,MLUYHA ni mtu anayeongea Kiluyha,Kiswahili,and English at the same time

Example,

,,Omanye most of the time nakuanga Nairobi bt December khuli sa together ndugu😂😂🤣🤣🤣somanyile vusa oli sometimes vitu hukua hard mala vili fluctuating sana😁only luyas will understand

20/10/2023

Unamaliza tu ivi graduation na distinction ya journalism na mass media then unaenda church Sunday na pastor anasema ati Mungu amemwonyesha ati utakua watchwoman......aki ya naniiiii😜 anyway congratulations to me

28/09/2023

Leo ndio nimegundua ati mwezi iko almost kuisha.
alafu ati next month ni graduation. alafu ati.................acha tu......but pia nimegundua ati Manchester united siku izi wanapigwa kila siku.... the goalkeeper 😜

14/09/2023

You are always beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you that you are no...... confidence mtu wangu 😘

14/09/2023

If you are planning to do a wedding soon and you want it to be aired on tv. Kindly look for me at Maisha tv

06/09/2023

Are you planning for a wedding, if yes inbox me

25/08/2023

Love ooh love