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11/01/2024

This is going viral on the internet. We aren’t sure who is the original creator is but whoever came up with this is hilarious. Enjoy. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship with her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious.

The query:

Dear Tech Support,
"Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed: Desperate

The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta version.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are un

30/11/2023

✔ HOW TO BE ALWAYS HAPPY IN LIFE. READ THIS AWESOME LIFE TIPS.
1. Always remember that there is nobody on this earth that does not have problems. You are not the only one that has problems.
2. Challenges is part of life. It is only a dead man that has no challenges.
3. There is no problem that has no solution. There are solutions to the pains you are passing through.
4. The way you picture yourself in your mind can affect your happiness. Picture yourself as a valuable and beautiful person. Avoid low self esteem and inferiority complex.
5. Do not mind about what people say about you. Some people are sadists. They can just say somethings just to make you feel sad.
6. Make friends with reasonable people who make you happy. Do not make friends with people who make jest of you or laugh at you over your challenges.
7. At your leisure time, keep yourself busy with your favorite hobbies like sports, games, watching movies, surfing the internet, playing computer games, etc.
8. Do not allow anyone to intimidate you with money and material things. A poor man today can become rich tomorrow. Change is constant.
9. No matter what you are passing through today, do not give up. As long as there is life, there is hope.
10. Be very prayerful. Pray without ceasing. Prayer is a catalyst that can speed up your blessings to come to you on time.
11. Be courageous to go for what you want. Life is all about risk. If you don't take a risk, you will not get the desires of your heart.

Never change your originality for the sake of others. Because no one can play your role better than you.
You are the best. So be yourself...

HAVE A NICE LIFE.

28/09/2023

28/09/2023

Perhaps you were taught that keeping quiet keeps the peace. But did you ask yourself whose peace it keeps? Definitely not yours. They told you that if you speak up, you disturb the peace, but they didn't tell you whose peace you're disturbing. Definitely not yours.

Your voice is not a threat to those who care about you. Instead, they want you to speak so that they can know how to love you. Those who suppress your voice don't care about you.

Knowing this, you should always use your voice to sort out the people around you.

A boundary is the middle point at which you can both love yourself and the other person simultaneously. It is the fulcrum on which your relationship is supported.

When you care about a person, you always want to know how they like to be treated. You always want to check if there's something they would like you to do differently.

It is the same with people who care about you. They want you to express yourself. Those who don't want you to speak up don't care about you. And you should speak up more and stand by your words so that they either adjust or exit.

27/09/2023

The reason you need to ask is that God has an awesome future in front of you, things much bigger than you’ve ever imagined. You can't reach your potential praying small prayers, believing for the ordinary, accepting the status quo. God is counting on you to tap into His favor, to see the surpassing greatness of His power. That takes bold prayers; that takes people willing to take the limits off of God, people that won’t be moved by how impossible your dream looks.

27/09/2023

Blessed

22/09/2023

Beautiful girl, when you are finished falling, after you hit rock bottom and watch yourself come apart into a million pieces, no one is staying to help you collect yourself, no one is sticking around to pick through your pieces to decide which parts of you are worth keeping. That’s for you to decide. So stay down for as long as you need to. This is the most important part. Take your time. Pay attention. You already broke. So the easy part is over. Go slow....I know, you thought the breaking was the most painful chapter. It wasn’t. Turn the page. The next part is much longer. It’s the healing. The rise. The comeback. It’s the birth of the new you. And it’s not easy. But you are strong and brave and worth it. You’ll have to leave a lot of yourself behind, you’ll have to let go of all the parts of you that you’ve outgrown. We’re not making ourselves small anymore. We’re not bending to fit where we don’t belong anymore. Do you hear me? We’re going all in. Count your wounds, every scar ripped open, every drop of blood you bled like a promise, every tear you cried like a bet in the name of crossing your whole heart, your whole soul, was all for this moment. Right here. Right now. You had to hurt like that to get here to this version of you who knows exactly who she is, who she’s not, who she will never be again. Drop the apologies, babe. We’re not sorry anymore for who we are, we’re not sorry for what we had to do to get here, and we’re not sorry for the time it took to learn our worth. Step out of the box of all you were supposed to be, according to everyone who wasn’t you, and walk into the you, who’s comfortable in her own skin. It’s time. You earned it.
We no longer wear the expectations of anyone else and we no longer let anyone else decide what we’re worth. Because we know now. We finally know. And now it’s time to celebrate it. Get up, babe. It does not hurt anymore. Now go show YOU what you’re made of.

21/09/2023

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17/08/2023

10 lessons from "The Gift" by Edith Eger:

1. The prison is in your mind. The only person who can keep you trapped in the past is you. You have the power to choose freedom, even if you have experienced trauma or hardship.

2. The past is not your future. What happened to you in the past does not have to define you. You can choose to let go of the pain and move on to create a new and better future for yourself.

3. You are not alone. Everyone experiences pain and suffering in their lives. You are not alone in your struggles. There are people who care about you and want to help you heal.

4. It's okay to feel your feelings. Don't try to suppress your emotions. Allow yourself to feel your pain, anger, sadness, and fear. Once you have acknowledged your feelings, you can start to heal from them.

5. Gratitude is a powerful tool. When you focus on the things you are grateful for, it helps you to appreciate the good in your life and to let go of the negative.

6. Forgive yourself and others. Holding on to anger and resentment will only hurt you in the long run. Forgive yourself and others for the mistakes they have made. This will free you to move on with your life.

7. Find your purpose. What gives your life meaning? What are you passionate about? When you find your purpose, you will feel more fulfilled and alive.

8. Live in the present moment. Don't dwell on the past or worry about the future. Focus on the present moment and enjoy the beauty of life.

9. Be kind to yourself. Treat yourself with the same compassion and understanding that you would treat a friend. Be patient with yourself and allow yourself to heal at your own pace.

10. Never give up hope. No matter what you have been through, there is always hope for a better future. Never give up on yourself or your dreams.

I hope these lessons help you on your journey to healing and freedom.

15/08/2023

10 Things that Worth Pursuing in Life.

1. Love: You may have not found it, but it does exist. And it doesn’t always have to be intimate.

2. Friendship: Having a few authentic true friends, can really make a difference. But friendships can form when least expected.

3. Self-Awareness: You will know it, when it starts creeping in. Life changing to say the least. Especially if you start surrounding yourself with those in pursuit also.

4. Health: Health is very important. Learn about your body. What you put in it is what you will get out of it.

5. Mental Health: Not with a therapist, but with proper sleep, nutrition, meditation, healthy friends, goals, limited alcohol use, removing toxic people, setting personal boundaries, etc.

6. Higher Power: In reality, whatever works for you. There is something greater than yourself out there. No other way to explain it.

7. Lessons: There are some gut wrenching lessons in this world. And if you don’t learn from them, you will keep repeating them. Accept who was put in your life at particular times and take something from each and every one of them. The biggest heart break can be the biggest lesson for self-growth.

8. Boundaries: Do NOT let anyone treat you as a convenience, or as an object. Watch how people’s actions, not what they say. Actions are everything. With proper boundaries you will avoid much pain.

9. Adventure: Pursue those adventures that you have been longing for while you can. Never too old for adventure!

10. Independence: Not just financial, but emotional. Really take some time to be alone, that’s where true growth starts! It will not come through someone else, or in relationship. If you aren’t happy with yourself, you will surely not find it in a relationship.

13/08/2023

10 lessons from Let It Go: Forgive So You Can Be Forgiven by T.D. Jakes:

1. Forgiveness is a choice. You don't have to forgive someone if you don't want to. But if you want to be free from the pain of the past, you need to choose to forgive.

2. Forgiveness is not about the other person. It's about you. When you forgive someone, you're not saying that what they did was okay. You're just saying that you're not going to let their actions control your life anymore.

3. Forgiveness is a process. It doesn't happen overnight. It takes time and effort. But it's worth it.

4. There are no shortcuts to forgiveness. You can't just decide to forgive someone and then forget about it. You have to work through the pain and anger.

5. It's okay to be angry. Anger is a normal emotion. But don't let it control you. Let it go and move on.

6. You can't change the past. But you can change your future. Forgiveness is the key to a better future.

7. Forgiveness is not a weakness. It's a strength. It takes courage to forgive someone who has hurt you.

8. Forgiveness is a gift. It's a gift you give to yourself. When you forgive someone, you're freeing yourself from the pain of the past.

9. Forgiveness is a journey. It's not a destination. It's something you have to work at every day.

10. Forgiveness is possible. If you're willing to put in the work, you can forgive anyone.

I hope these lessons help you to forgive someone who has hurt you and to move on with your life.

BOOK:

Let It Go: Forgive So You Can Be Forgiven

07/08/2023

HIGHER SELF - Awareness..
‘I am slowly learning that some people are not good for me, no matter how much I love them.
I deserve someone who is gentle and kind, because my soul is getting tired. Realizing that I deserve something good is one of the first steps."
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"I’m Slowly Learning That I Don’t Have To React To Everything That Bothers Me~~
I’m slowly learning that the energy it takes to react to every bad thing that happens to you drains you and stops you from seeing the other good things in life. I’m slowly learning that I’m not going to be everyone’s cup of tea and I won’t be able to get everyone to treat me the way I want to be treated and that’s okay.

I’m slowly learning that trying so hard to ‘win’ anyone is just a waste of time and energy and it fills you with nothing but emptiness.

I’m slowly learning that not reacting doesn’t mean I’m okay with things, it just means I’m choosing to rise above it. I’m choosing to take the lesson it has served and learn from it.
I’m choosing to be the bigger person.
I’m choosing my peace of mind because that’s what I truly need. I don’t need more drama.

I don’t need people making me feel like I’m not good enough. I don’t need fights and arguments and fake connections. I’m slowly learning that sometimes not saying anything at all says everything.

I’m slowly learning that reacting to things that upset you gives someone else power over your emotions. You can’t control what others do but you can control how you respond, how you handle it, how you perceive it and how much of it you want to take personally.

I’m slowly learning that most of the time, these situations say nothing about you and a lot about the other person.
I’m slowly learning that maybe all these disappointments are just there to teach us how to love ourselves because that will be the armor and the shield we need against the people who try to bring us down.
They will save us when people try to shake our confidence or when they tr

31/07/2023

AS TIME GOES BY

As time goes by,
You will loosen your grip on that rock,
The one you always thought was home,
And you will realise that home is not a place,
It’s a state of mind.
Let it go.

As times goes by,
You will learn to see yourself more clearly,
The girl who was always too much of one thing,
And too little of another, was actually
Everything she needed to be.
Let her out.

As time goes by,
You will let the simple things become the big,
And you will allow the big things to become the simple,
And that readjustment will be,
The day you really start to live,
Let it be.

As time goes by,
You will be forced to say goodbye many times,
And your soft little heart will shatter but,
It will still beat and that will bring you,
All the purpose you need.
Let it beat.

As time goes by,
You will stop choosing wealth over peace,
You will stop choosing money over time,
And you will see that the treasures you need,
Are in the smiles and the laughter.
Let them in.

As times goes by,
The moments you remember when your life flashes past,
Are never the awful memories my friend, it’s the joy,
The summer nights, the lazy days with loved ones,
The midnight chats and the morning hugs,
Let them happen.

Let them all happen

31/07/2023

𝖶𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗉𝖺𝖼𝖾. 𝖶𝖾 𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗇’𝗍 𝖺𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗈𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗁𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾’𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖺 𝗋𝖺𝖼𝖾.

𝖤𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝖿 𝗎𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖽𝗂𝖿𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌. 𝖲𝗈 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌, 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌, 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌. 𝖶𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝖽𝗂𝖿𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗉𝖺𝗍𝗁𝗌. 𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖾𝗍𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗀𝗈𝖺𝗅𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌.

𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍’𝗌 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗏𝗂𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾. 😊🫶🏻✨🌻

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