Here are our ten simple rules for becoming an Internet DJ with KHEL 666, where the pay is nil but the music is cool!
1. Post links to what you're listening to
3. Post links to what you're reading about in the news, pictures of cute critters, clips from monster movies, whatever you like to make it fun.
4. Don't be a do**he. Not everybody likes the same type of music. It's fine to say MEGADETH FU**I
N' RULES (we do allow cussing.) It is not okay to then turn around and tell someone else that whatever they're sharing sucks. We don't care if you don't like Justin Bieber. If someone does and they want to share a Justin Bieber song or video, we're cool with that. This is ECLECTIC radio! Not a junior high pi***ng contest over who rules and who sucks.
5. Don't proselytize. While it's great that you found Jesus or Satan or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, this is not the place for you to be spreading the good/evil/marinara-infused word of your deity of choice. If your church/synagogue/temple is having a pancake breakfast, spaghetti dinner or yard sale, it's okay to share that as long as you don't start trying to convert people in your commentary. Although the Flying Spaghetti Monster really does rule.
6. Got a product, book, page, album, whatever that you're trying to promote? You can promote it once a day, but you have to share at least one song. Please bear in mind that this is not Psychotic Brain Blend Classifieds. This works out great for bands, because you can share a tune AND advertise at the same time! If you are an adult entertainer, that's cool, but please don't post n**e photos. We might not really mind, but Facebook does. Also, please don't advertise es**rt services or pot dispensaries. Medical ma*****na has not been legalized in all 50 states so it's a gray area. And don't advertise fur. We, the page owners, don't like it, therefore it is a no-no.
7. It's cool to post links to charities, Amber alerts, helping animals, helping victims of disasters. We like that sort of thing. Please don't start any vegan vs. omnivore flame wars. That is not cool.
8. Absolutely no racism, sexism, homophobia, size prejudice, or derogatory statements about persons with mental illness or developmental disabilities will be tolerated at any time.
9. This is not the place to be looking for a date. Don't pimp yourself out here. There are sites for that.
10. It may be a reiteration of the Don't Be A Do**he rule ( #4) but it bears repeating. BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER!
~The Psychotic Brain Blend Team