No More Love And Flowers

26/12/2024

07/12/2024

Yummy yummy yummeee! Thank you mummy!

NMLAF #38. “A completely unf**kable piece of twaddle”

Well, it wasn't ready by the end of November like he promised, but three weeks is pretty good going considering his recent work rate. Yes, the Concrete Fox is back for one more run around the block before Christmas, with tunes by the likes of Arlo Guthrie, X-Ray Spex, Caravan, The Wedding Present. a...

07/12/2024

Coming tonight.
It's just texted you to say it's nearly home, and to put the kettle on, and did you pick up the coleslaw?

28/11/2024

Those of you who tuned into NMLAF 37 will have heard me mention my good friend Giles, formerly a Jean-Luc Picard lookalike in the good old US of A, now working alongside me in North Norfolk’s greatest second-hand record shop. Here he is, wishing all NMLAF listeners a very merry Christmas.
If you want to catch his vinyl radio show, ‘Scratch Crackle & Pop’, here’s the address: sheriff-g.mixlr.com, and it’s on Saturday afternoons from 3pm GMT.

There is currently much talk of a Scratch Crackle & Pop/No More Love And Flowers takeover show. A live NMLAF experience? Watch this space (the final frontier).

25/11/2024

Sam Fender is everything that is wrong with music in the 2020s.
Discuss.

17/11/2024

Ooh, look. Business cards. 🤓

12/11/2024

On the NMLAF turntable on this dark and gloomy November afternoon…

10/11/2024

"We've all been in a situation where you split up with your partner and then have a musical conversation about it with your boss over a two-way radio."

The wait is over.

So he's made you wait for months and months. We can see you there, mewling on the floor. Begging for your drug. Promising to do anything, however depraved, as long as you can get your fix. Well, he can do that. He's The Concrete Fox, he's a superstar, and he can do what he wants. Nevertheless, your....

10/11/2024

“Beamed directly into your brain from a massive X-shaped satellite”

07/11/2024

Hello Everybody.
This is my friend Steve.
Steve works for me here at No More Love And Flowers Towers. He's the Head of Audience Participation, and also the cleaner.
Steve would like you to know that he's very sorry that you've had to wait so long for the latest issue of NMLAF. He's very, VERY sorry.
Just look at him. The quickest of glances will betray how desperately sorry he is. One look into those big blue eyes will show you an unbelievably large number of buckets of sorrow.
Poor Steve.

Steve would also like you to know that after a ridiculously long wait, No More Love And Flowers issue number 37 will finally be hitting the airwaves this weekend.
Also, that he'd like you to listen to it.
He'd like you to listen to it VERY MUCH.
Having had Steve under me for many years, I've got to know him pretty well, and my advice would be to do what he says.
If you don't, do you know what will happen? He will be EVEN MORE SORRY.
And one pair of big blue beautiful eye bags can only take so much sorrow.

Oh, and he'll kick your head off and make love to your headless co**se. But everyone's got to have a hobby.

06/11/2024

Robert Smith has found a new guitar sound and we like it very, very much. It’s like he’s playing guitar with a chainsaw in a big metal pipe ❤️❤️

06/11/2024

UPDATE: The new Cure album ‘Songs Of A Lost World’ is truly great. And it somehow seems to have turned up at exactly the right time to be the soundtrack for where we’re at right now.