JDizeru's ComeLepak

"Lu rembat sifu, gua rembat lu" quote taken from KL Gangster, just for entertainment purpose only gais. But seriously, dun mess with my sifu, dun mess with the fam 😁 😂😂😂

I will always remember the very first pro club i joined, keep close to my heart

While waiting for ESLeague Singapore to be commence, i requested to be loan out. Nevertheless approach pro club Warsaw whether they willing to take me on board as loan.. And here i am with jersey no.31

3 years.. after 3 years apart, they travel all the way from SG to see their baby girl, their lovely sister #heartfelt #allthelove #siblings #mummymama

Fifa 22: Road to Elito

Tika Taka at Squad Battles

They say if you never try you will never know. I need to try, told myself I need to try ONCE.. I know it will work but another half of me was still hanging 50-50. 60'+mins when I receive the ball, a wise coach (Yahya Madon) back during my time with Police SA team once say "You need to have a vision, look not only near but wide and far." That's when I saw my team mate far on the right corner, and when that ball left my foot.. I was praying it would reach him. Its either now or never.. and when it did, never I regret.. Well if it doesn't reach, well.. that will be another story 🤣😂 #nevergiveup #keepontrying #dunrepeatmistakes #learnfromthem

"Honor the club emblem on the jersey you wore, make them remember the name imprint on your back. Listen.. Listen to the chants"

"Pa kain you dh bis?" "Ade lagi kat cupboard kot, ah tu dia" "Kain you yg kotor mane?" "Ade kat bakul lah tu.." Istri aku check kat bakul.. "Takde.." "Aik takde.. Tak kan nombor 2 dh gi cucikan?" Fuuuh brader kat luar sana, kadang2 kita nak berhati hati bila kuar kan ayat mcm tu bro.. "hati kena kering boss" tu ayat aku dapat kat satu video bodoh mane lah tu. Ni skrg hati aku bukan kering, hati tengah mengigil bro.. Istri aku kalau ade supergirl nye power, sh lama dia bakar aku hidup hidup Alamak.. Mata dia masih tenung aku ni.. #katakataakhirku #mungkinkah #besokadalagi #bunyiambulan #nenoneno

Pacify the Game..aku mmg chul..

Ye ye saya mmg cite kisah kisah seram tapi.. nak main game seram, aduiii... pening pening. Bukan takut, segan je.. Alhamdullilah nasib baik ade anak anak saya, yang temani saya dalam segment game seram ini. Dimana kita harus cari lapan..ye 8 patung di dalam rumah ini sebelum hantu ni naik sawan.. Kalau dah naik sawan, abis main kejar kejar lah nama nya.. Jom teman saya dan wonderboys, anak anak saya dalam game seram ini, the 'Pacify'.. Emily ajak main kejar kejar tu.. sape Emily?.. Eh eh nama hantu ni nama nye 'Emily' hehehe.. Jom teman saya dan anak anak saya, Syazwan Iskandar Muhammad Syabil Iskandar

Sembang sambil Dengar Cerita seram

Nak kuar Raya pun Takleh, JB dh start PKP hingga 20 mei, terpaksa lah kita BER-Virtual jadi abg Trucker lol. Ni skrg ade evnt nak kena complete, sambil tu teman kan saya dengar Cerita cerita seram dek bermain kat Radio...

Dwanda 'Taste Of Perfection'

Dwanda 'Taste of Perfection' Instagram: Dwanda_Mikhail Untuk Bulan Ramadan ini, singgah lah untuk hidangan buka kat.. Eco-Shop @ Plentong, No. 8 (Ground, 1st & 2nd Floor, Jalan Mutiara 3, Taman Perindustrian Plentong, 81750, Johor Jangan tak support ye, dan jangan lupa tonton cerita seram malam ini.. sape yang kena sampuk ye.. https://youtu.be/3UikC8VxC0k

Ape Cite malam ni

Naik moto, ade plak yang minta tumpang...haizz #tumpangmalam Staycation kat batam, kena ganggu smpi balik dek rumah..#staycationseram Nak prank adik pakai bantal pocong, kena backfire..Haizzz #pocongprank Hantar makan dua kali, dua dua kali kena kacau #abghantarmakan #jdizerucomelepak #jdizeru Full story kat ibit.ly/N0WU

Koleksi filem pendek seram dari Youtube

Kawan serumah kawan sekerja kena sampuk? Balik rumah pusaka ade plak yang tengah tunggu kepulangan..

Selamat menjalankan Ibadah Puasa

Apabila dalam kata dan perbuatan terukir salah dan khilaf, Yakni dengan segala kerendahan hati kecil ini ingin terucap mohon maaf setulus-tulusnya. Selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa Ramadhan.

Ni nak promo band yg kat Singapore, Terminal Cry. Kalau tak tengok rugi dok... Malam ini kul 9pm, jangan lupa tengok tau... kk saya nak sambung budak video seram malam ni juga. K bye

Tengah input programming code bila dia terdengar nama dia dipanggil.. sayu je.. Riduan... Riduan.. #jdizeru #jdizerucomelepak

Teck nye bini terbangun dari lena, bau bangkai mcm org baru makan telur rebus, kentut kat dalam kereta. "TECK! U kentut?!!" "Taklah bukan!!" Bau paling busuk kat dalam kereta, mcm nk muntah dibuatnya... #jdizeru #jdizerucomelepak

Cite malam ini: Newly wed couple beli rumah baruuuu.. Save cost, mereka jimat dari segi renovation. Beli dari IKEA, buatlah mahligai ala ala contemporary..But ade yg lain pasal rumah mereka, jap jap.. eh macam dh ade penghuni lah.. sape ni sapw ni..