The World Famous CFOX

25/01/2025

"Almost is only good in horseshoes and hand grenades." - My Dad

25/01/2025

Boys, we had a good run. - Jeremy

25/01/2025

BREAKING: Elon Musk has unveiled the new Tesla Cyber-bra. - Jeremy

25/01/2025

Big blockbuster hockey trade tonight. stud Avs winger Mikko Rantanen is heading to Carolina. Taylor Hall is leaving the Blackhaks and also joining Carolina. Avs get Martin Necas and Jack Drury. A bunch of draft picks getting spread around.

But the real winner was this one liner from J Pat. - Jeremy

25/01/2025

"Vapin' In The Boys Room" just doesnt have the same ring to it.

- Tyler & Lynch

24/01/2025

Of course this happened in Alberta.

- Tyler & Lynch

Temps were likely in the low single digits, if not colder.

24/01/2025

This sucks!! 🍩

- Tyler & Lynch

https://cartems.com

24/01/2025

Surprisingly this story isnt from Florida

- Tyler & Lynch

A Starbucks barista needed stitches and shots after a monkey jumped through the drive-thru window and attacked her.

24/01/2025

WHAAAAAAAAT?!??!?! 🤩 ~ Carmen Cruz

Maynard James Keenan, the frontman of Puscifer (also of Tool, etc.), disclosed that the band has been working on a new record.

24/01/2025

+ Green Day.
And FYI: Metallica isn't performing, but have already donated $500,000.
~ Carmen Cruz

Stevie Nicks, Jelly Roll, Billie Eilish, and More to Perform at Two FireAid Benefit Concerts in the Los Angles Area

https://americansongwriter.com/stevie-nicks-jelly-roll-billie-eilish-and-more-to-perform-at-two-fireaid-benefit-concerts-in-the-los-angles-area/

24/01/2025

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭💔💔💔 ~ Carmen Cruz

Dear friends,

After 14 incredible years of serving this amazing community, we must share some bittersweet news: Cartems Donuts will be closing its doors on February 14 💔 Valentine’s Day feels like the right time for this farewell - it marks the 14th anniversary of this incredible journey with you. ❤️

Your unwavering support has been the heart of Cartems. From warm smiles to heartfelt conversations, you’ve filled our shop with joy and unforgettable memories. 🍩 We’ll be here until February 14, and we’d love for you to stop by one last time - whether it’s for your favourite donut, a coffee, or just a chat.

Preorders are available now, so you can secure your go-to donuts to enjoy or share. Thank you for being a part of the Cartems family. These 14 years have been extraordinary because of YOU.

With love and endless gratitude,

The Cartems Donuts Team ❤️🍩

24/01/2025

This guy's rationale for needing spousal support is as elusive as the mysterious sasquatch. - Jeremy

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The husband’s claim for spousal support also hinged on him being unable to work due to a mishap that occurred during a previous sasquatch outing years earlier.
(...)
“The claimant continues to enjoy camping, fishing, hunting, riding ‘quad’ motorcycles, and exploring remote areas of B.C. in search of sasquatch,” the judge wrote.

24/01/2025

I 100% thought this was new hipster cannabis shop.

I think it's supposed to be sushi rolls? So like, post cannabis shop stop. Get that wasabi into me. - Jeremy

24/01/2025

Twas this day, nineteen-hundred and ninety-seven, that Our Lady Peace released their second album, 'Clumsy.'
Holy moly, FIVE singles off that record. Bands don't so that anymore. Which one was your favourite? - Jeremy

"Superman's Dead"
"Automatic Flowers"
"Clumsy"
"4am"
"Carnival"

24/01/2025

"Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eating machine, arrr" - Captain McAllister (Sea Captain fr. The Simpsons)

- Tyler & Lynch

23/01/2025

The soap opera that be the Vancouver Canucks continue off the ice. Pettersson is now dealing with being defrauded in Sweden

- Tyler & Lynch

Elias Pettersson has had a nightmare in his home country of Sweden.

23/01/2025

Dane Cameron was on the The Jeff O'Neil Show earlier today, where he talked about the horrific events that happened to him outside the Science World SkyTrain station, when someone doused him with flammable liquid and set him on fire. Since then Dane has undergone multiple surgeries for his burns. A family member has set up a GoFundMe for him. If you would like to donate, hit the link below.

- Tyler & Lynch

Our family member, son, brother, friend was set on fire on Sunday morning at SkyTrain station in Vancouv… Sasha Cameron needs your support for Man set on fire