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18/12/2023

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09/10/2023

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19/06/2023

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11/06/2023

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Everyone should read this....true story of a Double Murder and the lives of an American Family. You will not be able to ...
01/06/2023

Everyone should read this....true story of a Double Murder and the lives of an American Family. You will not be able to put it down and the truth will be known.

28/03/2023

CRAWFISH-MAN'S #3 BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK
( #3 OF 100 JOKES )

MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft!

A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees, Thibodeaux!

Passenger Boodro, riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone! Boodro yelled,
"Mayday, mayday! Duh pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack! Mais, Ah grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he done told me before we took off he had your control tower on his speed dial memory!

Mais, Ah think Ah am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph! Mayday, Mayday!"

Thibodeaux, in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone!
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down afta a few questions!

Duh first ting is not to panic! Remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:

Tower-Thibodeaux: "How you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"

Aircraft-Boodro: "Ah can see dat it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me!"

Tower-Thibodeaux: "Okay, dat’s good, remain calm! How you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"

Aircraft-Boodro: "Ah can see dat it reads 180 mph on duh airspeed dial in front of me!"

Tower-Thibodeaux:
"Okay, dis is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast!
So how you know you’re flying upside down?"

Aircraft-Boodro:
“How do Ah know? Mais, bcuz duh #2 in my pants is running out of my shirt collar!!"

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28/03/2023

CRAWFISH-MAN'S
#3 BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK ( #3 OF 100 JOKES )

MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft!

A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees, Thibodeaux!

Passenger Boodro, riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone!
Boodro yelled,

"Mayday, mayday! Duh pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack! Mais, Ah grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he done told me before we took off he had your control tower on his speed dial memory!

Mais, Ah think Ah am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph! Mayday, Mayday!"

Thibodeaux, in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone!
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down afta a few questions!

Duh first ting is not to panic! Remain calm!"

He began his series of questions:
Tower-Thibodeaux: "How you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"

Aircraft-Boodro: "Ah can see dat it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me!"

Tower-Thibodeaux: "Okay, dat’s good, remain calm! How you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"

Aircraft-Boodro: "Ah can see dat it reads 180 mph on duh airspeed dial in front of me!"

Tower-Thibodeaux:

"Okay, dis is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast!

So how you know you’re flying upside down?"


Aircraft-Boodro:

“How do Ah know? Mais, bcuz duh #2 in my pants is running out of my shirt collar!!"

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26/09/2022

BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK

BOODRO AND THE TRAVELING SALESMAN

It's a slow day in New Iberia, Louisiana. The sun is beating down and the streets are deserted.
Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a traveling salesman from Monroe, Mr. Coleman, is driving through town.

He stops at the Boodro’s Cajun Hotel and lays a $100 bill on the desk, saying he wants to inspect

the rooms upstairs in order to pick one in which to spend the night.

As soon as Coleman walks upstairs, Boodro, the owner, grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to Thibodeaux the butcher.

Thibodeaux takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to Broussard the pig farmer.



Broussard takes the $100 and heads out to pay his bill at T•Boy's Farmers Co-Op, the local supplier of feed and fuel.

T-Boy at the Farmers Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local pr******te.



Babette, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her services on credit.

Babette rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with Boodro, the hotel owner.



Boodro then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveling salesman will not suspect anything.

At that moment Mr Coleman comes down the stairs, picks up the

$100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money and leaves town.

The whole town is now out of debt. However, no one produced anything.

No one earned anything... and no one has anything left.



And that, my Friend, is how the United States Government is conducting business today!

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24/08/2022
WHATS BELOW?  1. CAJUN BOO-THIB JOKE  2. MY ETOUFFE RECIPE  3. MY TRUE CRIME NOVELA TRUE CRIME NOVEL CRAWFISH-MAN WROTE ...
24/08/2022

WHATS BELOW?
1. CAJUN BOO-THIB JOKE
2. MY ETOUFFE RECIPE
3. MY TRUE CRIME NOVEL

A TRUE CRIME NOVEL CRAWFISH-MAN WROTE & PUBLISHED YEARS AGO...IN 2005

DEAD FAMILY WALKING: THE BOURQUE FAMILY STORY OF DEAD MAN WALKING
By D. D. Devinci


“TWENTY YEARS AGO(2002) a mother called me... desperately wanting to heal their family...
to ask that I tell their family story of the murder of their 18 year old daughter & boyfriend back in 1977...
at that moment I told her that I had been waiting for her call for the last 25 years...somehow I knew I would
be the one to tell their story...so I stopped my business basically for 3 years to research, publish and market the book.

Because I was a children’s book author I did not want to confuse my books with a true crime story.
So I used a penname take from my 4th generation grandfather, DeVinci.

Now for the first time, I am selling this True Crime Novel on my website...will be happy to autograph...
also, you should know altho this is my 20th book...this is by far-the best writing project of my lifetime...
years later... was the best feeling in the world to hear them say I healed their family !”

Louisiana Crawfish-Man

p.s. NOTE to millions of readers of Dead Man Walking: You have been bluffed by a nun...in a religious-political-Capital Punishment spin
to sway your opinion...I discovered her lies along with many others...documented in my book...which changes Dead Man Walking
to a work of Fiction...Iberia Parish Prosecutor of murders told me I know more about the crimes than all of law enforcement combined!


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WHAT DOES CRAWFISH-MAN USE WITH HIS SEAFOOD ETOUFFE’ MIX?

SHRIMP & SCALLOPS
SALMON ( after the salmon is gone in pot ...I add water pour in cup...so, so delicious!)
SNAPPER
CATFISH
CRAWFISH
CRAB MEAT
TUNA
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BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK

THE BOODRO’S ANNIVERSARY


Last Thursday, Boodro was in trouble.

He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife, Maree, was really angry!

She told him, " Mais, tomorra’ morning Ah expect to find a gift in duh driveway
dat goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE DERE!!"

The next morning Boodro got up early and left for work.

When Maree woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, Maree put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found ...... a brand new bathroom scale.

Boodro has been missing since Friday.


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A TRAGIC LOREAUVILLE-ST MARTINVILLE MEMORYDead Family Walking: The Bourque Family Story of Dead Man Walking...by D.D. De...
18/07/2022

A TRAGIC LOREAUVILLE-ST MARTINVILLE MEMORY
Dead Family Walking: The Bourque Family Story of Dead Man Walking...by D.D. DeVinci
About Lorea/St Martin people written by LHS student
TWENTY-FIVE YEARS after a double homicide in 1977...Goldie Blanchard Bourque called me back in 2002
to tell the story of the murders of her daughter, Loretta, and her boyfriend, David Leblanc, of St Martinville.
She said, “no one knows our side of the story...they don’t know our family was broken by the book and movie of Dead Man Walking ...some people think we are getting paid...we need to tell them we are not!”
Loretta,18, attended Loreauville Elementary; graduated NISH... David,16, was attending CHS.

My reply was that I would...because at the very moment my mother-in-law phoned us in Baton Rouge in 1977 to tell us about their murders...a strange feeling came over me..I somehow just knew... I would be the one to tell the story...wasn’t even a published writer at the time!

My only condition was that I did not use my real name...as I had built up a reputation with children’s books using a penname... so a true crime novel would would not fit in that category...I would use one of my maternal grandfathers last name...deVinci.

My research lasted almost three years from the time I agreed ...interviewed dozens...traveled many miles for interviews...viewed court evidence...coroner’s report...crime scene pictures...grave yards...secret interviews......held gun used in murders...discovered evidence others did not...Iberia Prosecutor Dracos Burke, told me I knew more about the crime than he and all of law enforcement combined.
I completed the manuscript and published this book in 2005...sold many books...then stopped selling for a few years...yet, do have an adequate inventory.

My last word...
Agreeing to write and publish this book was probably the most fulfilling feeling a person can have. Just a few short years after it was published the Bourque family told me their story had helped heal their families by telling their side of the story...doesn’t get any better than that!
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Not sold in stores...I am the only person who sells them.
TWO WAYS TO ORDER:
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Autographs by request. Thank You!

Louisiana Crawfish-Man a.k.a. D.D. deVinci

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07/07/2022

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1 eggplant
1 lb beef or pork
1/2 ea of chopped celery, onion, bell pepper
1 box Crawfish-Man's Jambalaya Mix ( rice included )
3-4 TBS Crawfish-Man's Gravy King



1. Chop and saute everything in skillet for 30 min.

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BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK

BOODRO & THE ROBOT

Boodro goes into a bar in New Iberia, La, where there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"

Boodro says, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and says to the Boo, "What's your IQ?"

Boo says," 168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

Boodro leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
Boodro says, "Whiskey."

Again, the robot brings Boodro his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"
This time Boo says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

Boodro leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try
it one more time. He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"
Boodro says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.

The robot then says "What's your IQ?"
Again Boo says, "Mais, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says,

"So, you folks still happy wit' Biden?”

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My family was from the Bayou Chene area... have a dozen tapes of old timers talking about life there...expecting to publ...
03/07/2022

My family was from the Bayou Chene area... have a dozen tapes of old timers talking about life there...expecting to publish a Tom Sawyer type book sooner or later based on life in those days...if you want to know about life in the basin in those days just ask...C-Man

Circa 1918 photo

Bayou Chene and Mr. Boudreaux
© 2006, 2022 Louisiana Crawfish-Man

BACK IN THE 1920’s there once was a two hundred-year-old village of 1600 residents called Bayou Chene, located in the middle of Louisiana’s Atchafalaya Swamp. Today, that village sleeps quietly under years of mud and silt that has blanketed this lost civilization evident with only the church steeple barely poking up from the ground at the time I was a young boy in the 1950’s. Over my lifetime, many stories about Bayou Chene were handed down to me because this was also the place where my dad was born.

This American Atlantis, you could almost say, was buried alive after the great flood of 1927 forced its inhabitants to move out of the swamp before the Corps of Engineers opened floodgates to relieve pressure on the Mississippi River. The major uniqueness of Bayou Chene was that there were no roads leading in or out. It was an island swampland surrounded by bayous, lakes, alligators, snakes and creatures of the night. Rugged people who were mostly loggers and those who lived off the land populated it. The abundance of cypress trees, fish, wild game, and Spanish moss beckoned those who were able enough, to embrace livelihoods that kept their families fed. They chopped trees for lumber, trapped animals, caught fish, sold honey, picked moss and planted gardens from their own backyards. Illegal whiskey stills were scattered about in secret locations sealed off from the rest of the civilized world by meandering bayous, giant oaks and cypress trees laced with tangled vines of Spanish Moss which hid their “moonshine” operations.

They had no electricity, natural gas, running water or any of the modern day conveniences we take for granted. They had no utilities bills, car notes, house notes or traveling salesmen hounding them for business. They paid no taxes and really didn't know people had to pay taxes. But they did have churches, a school, general stores, saloons, a dance hall and a post office where mail was delivered by boat twice a week. School children who lived deeper in the swamps were transported to and from school by the school boat. Crime was unheard of in this isolated wilderness, therefore they had no need for jails, policemen or politicians that usually run communities, instead they took care of problems themselves.

Steamboats, or "sternwheelers", often ventured to this secluded paradise to retrieve lumber and to trade goods. Village residents got supplies at Cy Case's General Store but the families who lived deeper in the swamps often listened for the sternwheeler "Monarch" run by Mertile Theriot from Morgan City, who regularly traveled their way to trade groceries. When they heard the sound of the boat's whistle coming through the woods, men, women and children got in their dugout canoes and pirogues with fish, moss, honey, hides and even "home brew"and headed to his boat to trade for their necessities.

Because they lived off the land, these St. Martin Parish “swampers” often ventured into nearby New Iberia, Loreauville and St. Martinville to trade goods or to catch a Saturday night movie or dance. Besides the Henry Wade Tent Show that floated up on a barge every couple of months with silent movies, "Continue Shows" and roasted peanuts for five cents a bag, most entertainment was by local musicians or storytellers welcomed in just about anybody's home on Saturday nights at a time when dancing and home cooked food were highlights of their lives.

They were the Verrets, Cases, Stockstills, Theriots, Carsons, Diamonds, Kelleys, Landrys, Latiolais, Dugas, Edlers, Burns, Hortons, Gauchs, Senecas, Chauvins, Carpenters, Simoneauds and Boudreauxs, just to name a few. Most of their ancestors migrated to the region from lumber communities across the United States, bringing the English language with them. Although the French speaking Acadians settled south Louisiana, English, not French, was the spoken language in their village. Old timers told me that when the spelling bees and rallies were held in St. Martinville, the Bayou Chene kids who arrived by boat, took home all the trophies because the Cajun French speaking students from St. Martinville could not compete with the English speaking students from the swamp..

My grandmother, Ma-Mom Courville, who lived at nearby Lake Dauterive, about an hour’s boat ride from Bayou Chene–depending on the speed of your boat motor–was one of the premier cooks of her time. Her legendary dishes often began at 2:30 a.m., in preparation for the meals of the day, never knowing how many friends, relatives or strangers would eat at her table. She never turned away a friend or stranger, especially someone down on his luck.

Life in my early years found me in Ma-Mom’s kitchen helping shuck corn, peel snap beans, skin catfish or just stirrin’ from her big black pot when instructed to. Sometimes when she cooked, I would see her sprinkle something in her pot that she got from a little glass jar. One day I asked her about the stuff in the jar. She told me it was a recipe from an old man who lived in Bayou Chene who was one of the best cooks in the Atchafalaya. When he came out of the swamp to trade he would always stop by to visit her family. Their neighbors would usually come by when they learned that he was there, so they could trade for his special seasoning. Everyone, including my grandmother, loved the flavor of his seasoning!

The old man planted just about everything imaginable in his large swamp garden including a variety of herbs and spices. After harvesting the ripened plants, he ground, mixed and packed them in jars to use when he prepared many swamp meals for his family and friends. He called it his Bayou Chene Seasoning. The old timers told me that when someone ate meals at his house, the food was so good— it knocked them off their feet! They would say in Cajun French, “Sã-var Foo-et Pãhrtãr!”

Quite the yarn teller, the old man always spun boyhood tales of he and his pal, Sha-Boo, like the time they took an awful lickin' when they accidently came across moonshiners making whiskey somewhere deep in the swamp and were kept in a cage hung above a snake-pit full of water moccasins ; hiding in a church confessional –overhearing confessions from unsuspecting neighbors–who chased and shot them with buckshot; caught-up in the middle of a family feud over 'wet moss' so explosive that he would animate across-the-bayou shouting of "A'hm gonna' cross over and shoot from the little one on up!" where the angry men paddled pirogues as they fired shotgun blasts at each other's families; buried treasure stories so convincing you would swear that he and Shaboo had found but somehow lost the treasures because of unbelivable incidents; nighttime alligator hunts using dynamite that blew them to "Kingdom Come" because they lit short fuses– but they somehow survived; and an amazing adventure you just wouldn't beleive iffn' I told you–so mischievous I reckon it probably would make Aunt Polly sit up in her grave grasping for a hickory switch afeard Tom had just run by–about the time they ran away from Bayou Chene and stowed on a steamboat going up the Mississippi in search of $50,000 stolen from an 1880 Missouri bank robbery–buried in a cave by one of Jessie James' gang who lived the last years of his life hiding out in the swamp–but right before he died, he told the boys where he hid the loot. At the end of his stories the old man's eyes would always light-up and he would say, " Honest ta' God, 'dis is a true story!"

Although he lived a long life and died at age 88, before he passed away, he did leave some of his recipes and a wealth of stories to my grandmother’s family. Time has fogotten the old man and Bayou Chene, but their stories lived on through my dad, my grandmother and me.

Ma Mom said she never did know his first name, but his last name was Boudreaux. Most folks called him " Mister Boudreaux".

But his friends just called him Slap.

SÃ TOO ( cest tout )

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© 2006, 2022 Louisiana Crawfish-Man & Little Cajun Books
Louisiana Crawfish-Man and Slap Boudreaux are characters in
The 17-Book “Tales From the Atchafalaya” Collection of children’s stories.
Slap Boudreaux and Louisiana Crawfish-Man are Rregistered Trademarks.

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BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK

The Centipede

Boodro was a lonely man who wanted a useful pet to keep him company.
He goes to Thibodeaux Pet Store in St Martinville hoping to find a pet that would not be much trouble to maintain.

Mr Thibodeaux, pet store owner, is very helpful about describing several pets for Boodro to consider.
Then he remembers that not only would this pet be good company for Boo,
but it would be useful around the house as well.

So Mr Thib insists that a centipede was the most useful pet.
He says the centipede could do laundry, vacuum, mop the floor, cook,
wash dishes, and clean the entire house in a matter of minutes.

Being convinced, Boodro buys
the centipede, takes it home and soon discovers that everything the pet store owner said was true.

Boodro gives the centipede several tasks. It vacuums the entire living room in one minute, mops the
kitchen floor in 30 seconds, cooks dinner in one minute, washes the dishes in 30 seconds, and
cleans the entire house from top to bottom in only three minutes. The centipede does a week's
worth of laundry, folds the clothes and puts them away in less than two minutes.
Boodro knew he had hit the jackpot by purchasing the centipede!

Since Boodro dreaded grocery shopping, he gives the centipede a list and sends him to
the corner store expecting him to be back in a few minutes.

Boodro marvels at his clean house. He sits down to wait for the return of the centipede.
However, he waits and waits and waits. The centipede does not return. Thinking something
might have happened on the way to or from the store, Boodro opens the front door and
sees the centipede sitting on the steps.

Angry Boodro yells, "Ah sent you to duh corner grocery store five hours ago.
Why are you still sitting here on duh steps?"

"Ah'm going! "Ah'm going!" the centipede exclaims.

"Ah'm going as soon as Ah tie up ma’ shoes!"

04/10/2021

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BOO-THIB JOKE OF THE WEEK

BOODRO MEETS JESUS

Boodro, Thibodeaux and Robicheax we’re out fishing on Lake Dauterive one foggy morning
when out in the distance through the fog the spotted an image approaching the boat!

As it neared and became clearer they saw that it was Jesus walking on water!

He walked up to the boat and climbed in!!!

Jesus told all three podnas that he was there to grant each one a miracle.

He asks Robicheaux first...”what can I do for you?”... Robicheaux answers,:
“Me, Ah been having a nek problem for 20 years now and can hardly turn ma’ head!”

Jesus lays his hand on Robicheaux’s neck and the pain disappeared!

He turns to Thibodeaux with the same question, Thibodeaux answers:
“Mais, Bon-Dieu, me Ah gots a bad back an da peen is bad!”

Jesus lays his hand on Thibodeaux and again his pain disappears!!!!

Finally he turns towards Boodro and before Jesus could speak
Boodro jumps up... raises his hand and shouts:

“Mais naw, Bon-Dieu! Please don touch me! Ah’m collecting disability!!

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26/09/2021

A HURRICANE. A JAMBALAYA MIX.
A FOOD COMPANY IS BORN!

IN EARLY 1992, we opened our Real Cajun Cajun School of Cooking in rural Iberia Parish and were fortunate to have great early success!
We slowly began teaching cooking classes for international and statewide visitors… before the winds came.

IN AUGUST of that same year, Hurricane Andrew-a powerful and destructive Category 5 Atlantic hurricane-struck the
Bahamas and Florida with 175 mph winds before it headed towards Louisiana!

Most people don’t remember that the eye passed right over Iberia Parish! Everything around Acadiana was affected.
Many houses were severely damaged or flooded; power lines and poles covered the roads which were impassable;
part of our cooking school was damaged; must have been almost two weeks before power was restored;
can still recall our five kids eating meals from Red Cross trucks.

As we slowly began to realize that because of the destructive aftermath:
tourists were not coming to visit Louisiana for a long time! Our future was in jeopardy.
Somehow, we had to support our family. But how?

TWO MONTHS later, we found ourselves at a craft show in the Lake Charles Civic Center,
selling our first JAMBALAYA MIX in a plastic bag with a paper header at top. As we began serving samples,
we were ‘unsure’ if our Jambalaya was going to be a ‘hit’ and would customers buy it!
But they did!

And twenty-eight years later thousands and thousands of customers are still buying our products more than ever!

Based on the success of that first craft show we never did reopen our cooking school.
Instead, we continued weekend craft shows across the country and eventually began to add to our product line.

We have traveled across many of the southern states for the last 28 years sharing our products,
our Cajun culture, our Boodro-Thibodeaux jokes, stories of our Atchafalaya ancestry and
thousands of conversations about how to cook a Real Cajun Gumbo, Jambalaya, Etouffe, Pralines or Koush-Koush.

Today, we are still a family owned and operated business. As we look back, we are so thankful
for all of the support and positive comments from faithful customers all across America who
steadily purchase our products in retail stores, online and especially at craft show events.

WE THANK YOU!

M/M Louisiana Crawfish-Man

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A HURRICANE?

A JAMBALAYA MIX?

A FOOD COMPANY IS BORN?

IN EARLY 1990, we opened our Real Cajun Cajun School of Cooking in rural Iberia Parish and were fortunate to have great early success! We slowly began teaching cooking classes for international and statewide visitors... before the winds came.