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⚠️Breaking News⚠️Stephen King’s “IT” inspires new housing development in Gastonia. Announced last week, real estate firm...
03/01/2024

⚠️Breaking News⚠️

Stephen King’s “IT” inspires new housing development in Gastonia.

Announced last week, real estate firm Red Balloon Company says construction will be underway on a master-planned community in Gastonia. The project will begin in the spring of 2024 and will cover 360 acres located on Forbes Road, near Neal Hawkins Drive.

We interviewed project manager, Michael Day, who had this to say about the development:

“I’ve been a long time Stephen King fan and most of Gastonia reminds me of Derry from the IT novel. I figured, why not name it that?”

”Gastonia needs more diversity and we believe a community like this is what will fit the mold. People are concerned about the name, all the land we’re going to use, etc., but I don’t think there’s enough homes in Gastonia, to be honest.” Day stated.

The build has been approved for 877 single-family residences, but will begin with 195 various housing types.

Continue to check back with a Gastonia News Now for more details as the store develops.

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS ⚠️ The Carolina Panthers organization has scheduled a meeting with Patriots head coach, Bill Belichick....
20/12/2023

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS ⚠️

The Carolina Panthers organization has scheduled a meeting with Patriots head coach, Bill Belichick. Belichick plans to make his exit from the Patriots at the beginning of 2024.

Will he come to Carolina?

Stay tuned to GNN for more details as this story develops.

It’s Friday! Here’s a quote from the 🐐 
15/12/2023

It’s Friday! Here’s a quote from the 🐐 

Share if you knew about this! (Read caption thoroughly!)
13/12/2023

Share if you knew about this! (Read caption thoroughly!)

Who wants to see this happen? Share if you remember!
08/12/2023

Who wants to see this happen? Share if you remember!

⚠️BREAKING NEWS!⚠️For the first time in 20 years, frontman of Limp Bizkit and former Gastonia resident, Fred Durst, anno...
07/12/2023

⚠️BREAKING NEWS!⚠️

For the first time in 20 years, frontman of Limp Bizkit and former Gastonia resident, Fred Durst, announced that he and the band will be making their way back to Charlotte, NC in August of 2024.

Limp Bizkit will be headlining the “Loserville” tour, which makes it’s stop at the PNC Music Pavilion on August 8th, 2024.

Although Durst was born in Jacksonville, Florida, he moved to Gastonia at a young age and was a graduate of Hunter Huss Highschool in 1988. A few years later, Durst began his professional music career in the rock/rap/nu metal scene.

The Charlotte stop of the tour will also feature Texas rapper, Riff Raff, as well as 80’s child actor Corey Feldman.

Stay tuned for more details as this story develops!

Today’s kids just don’t even know. Half the points of my IQ are attributed to this machine right here.
07/12/2023

Today’s kids just don’t even know. Half the points of my IQ are attributed to this machine right here.

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06/12/2023

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WOW! 🤩 Danny’s Country Kitchen, located in the heart of downtown Mcadenville, NC Christmas Town USA, has whipped up some...
06/12/2023

WOW! 🤩 Danny’s Country Kitchen, located in the heart of downtown Mcadenville, NC Christmas Town USA, has whipped up something special for those touring the lights this year! 🎄

Be sure to stop on by and get some home cooked meals and quality desserts! 🥧

Peppermint Pickle and Hot Dog Holiday Pie 😍

(via The Vulgar Chef)

Where is this guy from? Dallas?Bessemer City?Cherryville?
06/12/2023

Where is this guy from?

Dallas?
Bessemer City?
Cherryville?

05/12/2023
⚠️THIS JUST IN! ⚠️Lay’s Potato Chips have officially rolled out their new flavors for the holiday season! So far they’ve...
05/12/2023

⚠️THIS JUST IN! ⚠️

Lay’s Potato Chips have officially rolled out their new flavors for the holiday season! So far they’ve received mixed reviews, but say that the flavors were in “high demand” from consumers. The product line is expected to discontinue after the end of December.

We’re curious.. Would you eat candy flavored potato chips? 🥔🎄

KEVIN! 😳Last week, Macaulay Culki received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The ceremony not only featured his aw...
04/12/2023

KEVIN! 😳

Last week, Macaulay Culki received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The ceremony not only featured his award, but also an emotional reunion Culkin and his on-screen mother, Catherine O’Hara.

If this image doesn’t bring a tear to your eye, you may not be human 🥲


Thanks to one of our subscribers, Billy, for sending in this beautiful photo of the Northern Lights over Moss Lake in Ki...
04/12/2023

Thanks to one of our subscribers, Billy, for sending in this beautiful photo of the Northern Lights over Moss Lake in Kings Mountain, N.C.! Amazing! 😍

College Football Ranking System:
03/12/2023

College Football Ranking System:

03/12/2023

COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS: “Where everything is made up and the points don’t matter” 🏈🤡

IT’S GAMEDAY! No. 4 Florida State (12-0, 8-0 ACC) VS. No. 14 Louisville (10-2, 7-1 ACC) will face off today for the 2023...
02/12/2023

IT’S GAMEDAY! No. 4 Florida State (12-0, 8-0 ACC) VS. No. 14 Louisville (10-2, 7-1 ACC) will face off today for the 2023 ACC Football Championship Game in Charlotte.

College football fans, who you got? 🤔🏈

It’s official! SPAM was just voted as the  #1 Meat in America! 🇺🇸 A recent nationwide poll has declared SPAM as the unex...
01/12/2023

It’s official! SPAM was just voted as the #1 Meat in America! 🇺🇸

A recent nationwide poll has declared SPAM as the unexpected favorite meat among Americans. The survey, conducted by a leading research organization, indicates a notable shift in culinary preferences, beating out ham, chicken, and ground beef.

SPAM’s affordability, long shelf life, and uses in various recipes were key factors influencing their choice.

Does SPAM have a place in your kitchen?

Heartfelt condolences and prayers to the family and friends of Gastonia Mayor, Walker Reid. We are thankful for his serv...
01/12/2023

Heartfelt condolences and prayers to the family and friends of Gastonia Mayor, Walker Reid.

We are thankful for his service to our city! 🙏🕊️

We are saddened to announce that our beloved Mayor Walker E. Reid, III passed away today, Thursday, November 30, 2023. We are saddened at his death, and he will be dearly missed. The family is asking for privacy and your prayers during this time of bereavement.

Mayor Reid was a pioneer and a compassionate leader who was truly passionate about our city, its residents, newcomers, and those who would experience new beginnings in the future. He was the City of Gastonia’s first elected African American mayor, whose career spanned nearly three decades in public service.
He was elected for a two-year term as Gastonia’s Mayor from 2017-2019 and was re-elected for a four-year term in 2019. He also served as Mayor Pro Tem and City Councilman for 22 years, was Former Assistant Fire Marshal for Mecklenburg County, and Former Fire Service Instructor at Gaston College. A native of Gastonia, he graduated from Hunter Huss High School and studied Fire Science Technology at Gaston College. More information about funeral arrangements will be communicated through the City’s social media platforms.

Happy Friday, everyone! Here’s a quote from the 🐐 Get out there and win today.
01/12/2023

Happy Friday, everyone! Here’s a quote from the 🐐 Get out there and win today.

Jets opening Rico Dynamite’s 21-day practice window. This comes just 11 weeks after dumping his ex-girlfriend, Tammy, wh...
30/11/2023

Jets opening Rico Dynamite’s 21-day practice window. This comes just 11 weeks after dumping his ex-girlfriend, Tammy, who stated, “He’s living too much in ‘82.”

Stay tuned for more updates as the story develops.

⚠️ Breaking News ⚠️ Jeff Bezos and Joel Osteen announce new partnership for the first “Amazon Church.”After years of int...
29/11/2023

⚠️ Breaking News ⚠️

Jeff Bezos and Joel Osteen announce new partnership for the first “Amazon Church.”

After years of intensive planning, the very first Amazon religious center is set to open its doors in 2024 in Los Angeles.

The church, which will be headed by Joel Osteen, will offer several different selections for a one hour, interfaith experience. Each gathering will consist of different elements from Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths. Church goers will enter in the faith of their liking at a digital kiosk upon entry and are guided to their custom worship experience.

According to the statement of faith, the new church will promote a “peaceful, new way to encounter God. No matter what religion you are”.

Amazon Church plans to add 14 more locations by 2027.

Continue to check back for more updates as this story develops.

⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️The Carolina Panthers have announced their new coach. Former University of Louisiana coach, Red Beaulie...
27/11/2023

⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️

The Carolina Panthers have announced their new coach. Former University of Louisiana coach, Red Beaulieu, steps in head coach for The Panthers for the remainder of the 2023 season.

This news comes only one hour after the team announced the firing of former coach, Frank Reich.

Coach Red comes from an impressive background. He led UL to several championships, with their only loss in 1998 to the SCLSU Mud Dogs.

Red is known for his impressive, but yet secretive play calling, all written and contained in the same notebook since the late 70’s.

Stay tuned as this story is still developing.

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS ⚠️ O'Charley's Restaurant in Gastonia Closes Following Diarrhea IncidentIn an unexpected turn of events...
23/08/2023

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS ⚠️ O'Charley's Restaurant in Gastonia Closes Following Diarrhea Incident

In an unexpected turn of events, O'Charley's, a popular dining establishment in Gastonia, has closed its doors due to health concerns related to a recent incident involving diarrhea.

OCharley’s has sat at the corner of New Hope road and Franklin Boulevard for over 20 years. Known for its American fare and friendly atmosphere, the decision was made to close its doors after a plumbing issue with the building.

One customer, Darryl Smith stated, “I was eating the chicken tenders. Been eating them for years. I thought it was some sort of bbq sauce, but I saw some brown droplets coming from the ceiling, hitting my plate. That’s when I knew something was bad.”

Shortly after the droplets were seen by Smith, the emergency sprinkler system began spraying the brown liquid everywhere throughout the entire restaurant. After a service call to a local plumber, it was discovered that the septic system had spilled into the emergency water system, which resulted in a Nesquik like substance soaking the building.

“It stinks so bad, so we’re just gonna close”, stated manager Hillary Beuts. “The smell won’t leave and I’m tired of mopping, so we’re closing.”

It’s unclear whether or not the establishment will open again. Continue to check with GNN as this story develops.

Gastonia News Now would like to wish Danny Smith, and wife Misty Smith, a happy wedding day! These two faithful subscrib...
24/07/2023

Gastonia News Now would like to wish Danny Smith, and wife Misty Smith, a happy wedding day!

These two faithful subscribers, and cousins, were married this morning inside the Walmart Cherryville at lunchtime today. 💒

Congratulations, Smith family! 💍 🎉

BREAKING NEWS: Carowinds Park Repairs Fury365 With Saran WrapIn a stunning display of engineering prowess, Carowinds the...
01/07/2023

BREAKING NEWS: Carowinds Park Repairs Fury365 With Saran Wrap

In a stunning display of engineering prowess, Carowinds theme park has reportedly resorted to a groundbreaking method to fix one of its beloved roller coasters. Forget welding or advanced structural repairs; the ingenious minds at Carowinds have decided to employ the unlikeliest of materials: Saran Wrap! Yes, you heard it right. This transparent, clingy kitchen essential is now the go-to solution for all your roller coaster repair needs.

Dubbed the "Wrap 'n' Whirl" technique, this groundbreaking approach involves meticulously wrapping the damaged sections of the roller coaster with copious amounts of Saran Wrap. Park officials claim that this ingenious solution not only fixes structural issues but also adds an exciting element of suspense as riders contemplate the strength of plastic wrap holding their lives together.

The park's spokesperson confidently stated, "Who needs traditional repair methods when we have this magical, see-through adhesive? It's like duct tape but with a touch of elegance!"

As visitors eagerly queue up for their roller coaster adventure, they can't help but marvel at the stunning sight of the once-cracked metal supports now adorned with glistening, crinkly Saran Wrap. The park's new tagline, "Experience the thrill of Saran Wrap engineering," has drawn mixed reactions from enthusiasts. Some applaud Carowinds for their innovative cost-cutting measures, while others can't help but question whether their ride will be suspended by cling film and a prayer.

Continue to check back with GNN as this story develops.

‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️ Man Claims To Have Encountered Bigfoot In Gastonia’s Chapel Grove CommunityIn a bizarre turn of even...
28/06/2023

‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️

Man Claims To Have Encountered Bigfoot In Gastonia’s Chapel Grove Community

In a bizarre turn of events, the Chapel Grove area of Gastonia was sent into a frenzy yesterday when local resident, Bob "Wildfoot" Johnson, claimed to have spotted Bigfoot in his own backyard.

According to Johnson, who lives off Lewis Road in South Gastonia, claims he was peacefully tending to his tomato plants when he was startled by a hairy creature with feet the size of watermelons. "I couldn't believe my eyes," Johnson exclaimed. "There it was, lurking behind the bushes. I thought he was my neighbor, Tommy, getting into my beer cooler again, but no way"

News of the sighting spread like wildfire through the Chapel Grove community, and some residents have placed more cameras up, hoping to capture the elusive beast on film. “I’m gonna mount him on the wall,” said Johnson. “I thought I saw one at Crowders Mountain in ‘82, but they said I was crazy.”

Expert cryptozoologists, on the other hand, were less convinced. Dr. Amanda Skeptiker, a renowned skeptic and employee of Gaston County’s Schiele Museum of Natural History, commented, "It's fascinating how Bigfoot sightings only seem to happen in areas with slow news days. Coincidence? I think not."

Gastonia city council member Michael McDonald, issued a statement urging residents to remain calm and not let their imaginations run wild. He added, "If we're lucky, maybe next week we'll have a sighting of the Loch Ness Monster in the old Robinwood Lake"

While the truth behind the Gastonia Bigfoot sighting remains as elusive as the creature itself, one thing is for certain: in a world where news cycles are dominated by politics and global crises, it's refreshing to have a momentary diversion to remind us of life's wild mysteries.

This story is developing. Continue checking with GNN for more updates.

⭐️ Are you a Gaston County resident?⭐️ Do you like lurking in people’s business?⭐️ Are you tired of overpriced high scho...
24/06/2023

⭐️ Are you a Gaston County resident?
⭐️ Do you like lurking in people’s business?
⭐️ Are you tired of overpriced high school reunions?

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⚠️⚠️ BREAKING NEWS IN GASTONIA ⚠️⚠️The infamous yellow rock, located on Union Road in Gastonia, had claimed yet another ...
23/06/2023

⚠️⚠️ BREAKING NEWS IN GASTONIA ⚠️⚠️

The infamous yellow rock, located on Union Road in Gastonia, had claimed yet another victim.

We’re told that the woman, who will remain nameless, has an ego, as well as a front axle, that is in critical condition.

The small boulder has led to the detriment of six vehicles alone this year. Gastonia city councilman, Darrell Brooks stated, “ we actually cannot move this rock. It is actually a historic Native American landmark that pre-dates in Gastonia. Therefore, it cannot be moved.”

Gastonia News Now has scheduled an interview with the victim, as well as Mike’s Auto Shop, to find out the severity of the damage.

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