Salads Don't Make Friends

01/01/2024

Today we're working on Season 2 of SDMF podcast, stay tuned for some exciting new content!

04/06/2023

Published – Episode 7 - Milk Coke & The Chamber of Secrets
Thank you for your patience, we are a bit behind on releasing episodes due to illness but we are both fully recovered and ready to rock!
This week we dive into vigilante justice - the good, the bad, and the ugly. We ask the tough questions - how long is 'a couple minutes'? What does rain smell like? Can an idiot blindly stumble into being wealthy beyond belief?
We examine the dumbest idiots in history, Ben tells us all about why he hates Harry Potter, and Sarah shares a very special beverage with us.
Shout out to Bake Sale for playing our music this episode - check out their music at bakesalesucks.bandcamp.com, or look em up on Spotify. If you're a fan of Pavement, or Nada Surf, or Hum, or The Beatles, or Joe Satriani, or Sebastian Bach, or Allan Sherman.... You'll love Bake Sale. Seriously, check em out.

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23/04/2023

Episode 5 is now available online and on your favorite podcast streaming app!

Join us as we dive into how insane Kanye's secret Christian School is, we talk about cults, halitosis, virgins... just another day at the ranch, really. Did you know Kanye is afraid of stairs and silverware? I didn't until I read the lawsuit. How do you get laid if you're a virgin? How do you approach someone with bad breath? How do you attract that special someone with your natural pheromones? All this and more on this episode of Salads Don't Make Friends.

We dive into how insane Kanye's secret Christian School is, we talk about cults, halitosis, virgins... just another day at the ranch, really. Did you know Kanye is afraid of stairs and silverware? I didn't until I read the lawsuit. How do you get ...

20/04/2023

We are officially available on any of your favorite podcast streaming apps!
We have had a great start to this adventure and we are very thankful to our listeners and supporters 💙
Please don't forget to subscribe and rank us, thank you for your support!

16/04/2023

We are very excited to announce that today is the day -
Salads Don't Make Friends is now available for streaming!!!

You can listen to us on:
Deezer https://deezer.page.link/HMm5N9FP4m5LtuXQA
iHeartRadio https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-salads-dont-make-friends-113160798/
Player FM https://player.fm/series/salads-dont-make-friends
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Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0FTJ1OVH5ChHgP5gMXUeAb?si=1544eed328bb46fa

We have submitted to Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Listen Notes, Pocket Casts, and TuneIn + Alexa and are just awaiting approval.

Set the bar low, manage expectations, and enjoy the show!

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Listen to Salads Don't Make Friends on Spotify.

02/04/2023

Welcome to the Salads Don't Make Friends Community! We (Ben & Sarah) are very happy to have you join us on our journey and we look forward to your engagement in our discussions. 🎤🎤