Restless Natives Podcast

20/08/2024

Alan Edwards is the Godfather of British music PR. He has worked with some of the most legendary artists of our time from David Bowie and Blondie via the Rolling Stones, The Stranglers, Prince and Amy Winehouse…

As the title tells you, Alan was there. Send us your questions to get a true sense of what life was like behind the velvet rope for a very special bonus ball episode.. Email or DM.

📸 Cover from Alan’s book
I Was There; Dispatches from a life in Rock and Roll

25/07/2024

Ahoy! With our trusty leader still on his swingers trip, the fate of this week’s podcast was in paddle-boat Captain Compston’s tiny wee hands! He done well didn’t he! ⛵️Massive welcome back to 🫶🏼

17/07/2024

is still off on his holidays, so Martin’s steering the good ship Restless Natives on his own, but this week he is joined by returner to the podcast, the brilliant raconteur,
They chat hours in the make up chair, art becoming an algorithm, o**y advice, imposter syndrome, Mary & George, being away from home, and up coming projects!

10/07/2024

This week it’s the big Euros wrap up, from Kebabs to Marienplatz, pint collecting to the come down after. Plus a Men’s Health shoot, Martin’s new character and McDonalds! Auf Wiedersehen, pet.

14/06/2024

It’s GAME DAY! Predict the Germany v Scotland score for the chance to win a money can still buy you Restless Natives shirt! All you have to do is enter your prediction below, and if you get it right, you’ll be entered into a draw to win a shirt! Let’s go! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️ one entry per person but get your pals involved if you want a few shots 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

13/06/2024

We know some of you were disappointed your size sold out rapid so we’ve restocked on all sizes. We 100% won’t be restocking again so grab yours quick! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧡 Late Night at The Euros with Compston & Smart tonight BBC Scotland 10:30pm HWFG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

13/06/2024

We’ve restocked on all sizes! We 100% will not be restocking these again so if you were left disappointed that your size sold out rapid - GO. Link in bio 📲 Late Night at The Euros with Compston & Smart tonight 10:30 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧡

01/06/2024

The details 🤌🏻 Restless Natives Ventures (our highly questionable off-shore holding company in the Cayman Islands) funded a team of stylists to conduct a thorough global research trip to source the most valuable materials.

From the famous Benarty Mountain in West Fife to the white water rapids (next to the sewage outflow pipe) in Kilwinning - no e-coli encrusted stone has been left unturned.

After sixteen seconds, deep in the jungle of Inverclyde, one of the below-minimum-wage (exclusively child labour) workforce uncovered a rare silk worm.

The wee bastard exists on a unique diet of dark fruits cider and methadone. The silk worm has a weird diet, too.

It’s a miracle the wriggly wee gadge sh*tes out any silk at all, frankly.

We digress.

Much like rare Belgian truffle, this smelly arse-thread is more valuable than a droplet of sweat harvested from Martin Compston’s tisnae during an interview scene on that telly cop show (second most popular telly drama this Millennium after The Bodyguard and Trigger Point).

Any road up, it’s smoother than Robert De Nearly when he’s trying to get his Nat King Cole from Tianna after seven Maker’s Mark & Cokes at the Heartbreak Motel in Vegas on a Tuesday afternoon.

23/05/2024

On sale now! The fitba tops, not Compston.

Not since Gianni Versace made an armchair from the sc***um of a Beluga whale has the fashion industry known luxury like this. The Clown and The Wolfman’s latest endeavour is our most ambitious yet. We are moving on from the Gnome game, leaping over the velvet rope of the FASHWAN world like a young...

15/05/2024

The clown & wolf are bringing the party atmosphere to BBC Scotland with a run of shows before a live audience in Germany during the Euros.

Late Night at The Euros with Compston & Smart is a series of entertainment-packed half-hours hosted by the two celebrity pals which will feature fans, football and famous faces! Link in bio if you’d like to come along!

Hear all about it on Restless Natives Podcast now! 📱

29/04/2024

We’ll be coming 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇩🇪 🤔

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01/03/2024

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13/01/2024

Has been practicing his best wee Compston scowl in the mirror? We rate this Compston-a-like a 6/10. It could be too if viewed though a skelly eye. Keep them coming.

12/01/2024

Meet the man from this weeks bonus episode who has been tasked with turning our TV dinner guzzling, impotent TV copper into a lean, mean Krav Maga machine.. Men’s Health Fitness Editor & real life Hercules, The Rt Hon Andrew Tracey, joins our cabinet of chaos as Minster of Sport. Welcome aboard big man! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

03/01/2024

Thirsty like the wolf 🐺 If you were part of our Spotify top 1%, one of these will be drop kicked over your garden fence shortly! Cheers 🫠 Coming to the shop soon! 👀

19/12/2023

RESTLESS NATIVES: OVER-REACHED AT CHRISTMAS

We are looking for the best stories of your over-reaching at Christmas.

That could be a work Christmasn Party... I remember Alex James bought me a wheel of cheese one year at The Sun Christmas party and I think I horsed it off Tower Bridge to see how big a splash it made. Was obviously gutted the next day.

We once had a Christmas night with Googlemehen where he introduced us to Dark & Stormy cocktails. All of us were banjo’d for days. Remember doing snow angels with him at 4am wearing his U21 Scotland strip.

I’m pretty sure my brother shat himself when he got home from a night out one year and my mum had to undress him and put him to bed when he was about 25.

We are looking for your stories. Your shame. Your utter balls ups. The best will win a Restless Natives Christmas gift set - t-shirt and special item from the new range of merch coming in 2024. MUST BE SENT BY EMAIL [email protected]

ho ho ho

07/12/2023

Hi! If you’d like an order in before Christmas then please place before Sunday night. The shop will then close for a few weeks as we will all be fu**ed out our heads on sherry n’ mince pies and can’t be trusted to run a shop ❤️ few orders still get out, don’t worry if yours hasn’t arrived yet! It will. Thanks again for all the support! 🤡🐺

24/11/2023

WILKOMMING!

In the words of Donatella Versace: “Nuhin says Black Friday like a white hoody, eh shaggers?”

Or maybe that was Donna Versace from Fife. Easy to get them mixed up. They are both fashion icons.

Any road up, the Zoolander Department of the Restless Natives operation have crunched the numbers and we’ve got a special offer for all of you gorgeous, pouting, fragrant and often mini-skirted beauties.

Hoodies are now £35. That’s right, THIRTY FIVE GREENOCK GROATS.

T-shirts are now £20. You’ve read that right - THIRTY FIVE KINROSS SHECKLES.

This offer is available for the entire weekend closing Sunday at midnight.

We really hope you’ll choose to join our tribe by investing in a hoody for the rest of winter.

They are “phenomenal quality” and raise your chance of sexual activity by 427% according to a recent survey*

Not since Kenny Ho styled the Spice Girls has the world known glamour and generosity like this.

Sending love from Vegas and Brigadoon.

F***y De Vito and the two time host of GMB x

*Survey sampled six folk on a bus in Leith carried out by regular listeners Neil “Rents” Renton and Tracy “TC” Cameron. Including themselves. So four randoms. Possibly drunk.