Awake & Watchtower

24/07/2013

MUST READ!!!
As fallen human beings, we were
all labelled up for sale in satan's
shopping mall/ supermarket.
Then suddenly a buyer enters the
shop and it was Jesus Christ of
Nazareth!
But satan did not want Christ to
buy us.
Satan's plan was that we would
be bought by someone else who
is as wicked as him. But Jesus
opened his purse and brought
out his cash - He paid a very high
price to buy us, the price of his
precious blood.
Unwilling to release us, to let us
go, satan raised up many
obstacles and barriers to
frustrate Christ from purchasing
us.
Nevertheless, Christ explained to
him that through his painful
death on the cross, He had paid
the price for us.
Satan has no option than to give
us to the new owner and this is
how we became saved by his
precious blood!
That means
Concerning our life, satan has lost
the battle forever!... He does not
own us again and he has no
dominion over us!
He may delay you, but he cannot
deny you your Promised Land!
The blood that redeemed us was
an extraordinary kind of Blood---
the blood of the God-man. Jesus
Christ.
Write/Comment: "I want more of
you Jesus," if you appreciate the
death of Jesus on the tourtured stake of
Calvary

21/07/2013

In Nigeria, Its illegal to drink b4
18yrs, drive b4 18yrs, watch
p**n b4 18yrs,too young to vote
b4 18yrs, but legal to get married
b4 18yrs
Please note dat b4 18yrs she
needs a dictionary not DICK, give
her a pen not a P***S, give her
money for textbook not for
ANTENATAL, she shld be playing
swell with friends, not watching
a sick pervert "SWELL" at her
sight. Ask her for books not her
B***S, give her good education
not EJ*******ON, she shld be
watching ben 10 not going on
ROUND 10.
HIT LIKE TO SAY NO TO CHILD/
WOMEN ABUSE!!!

16/07/2013

NEW YORK—On July 5, 2013,
Jehovah’s Witnesses signed an
agreement to sell a five-building
complex formerly used for their
printing operations in Brooklyn,
New York, as well as a 30-story
residence, to RFR and Kushner
Companies. The Witnesses will
begin vacating the complex as
early as August of this year. The
residence building will be
vacated in 2017.
“Many commuters and visitors
in New York City see the signs
‘Read God’s Word the Holy Bible
Daily’ and ‘Read The
Watchtower and Awake!’ on
these buildings as they cross the
Brooklyn Bridge,” notes David
Semonian, a media spokesman
for Jehovah’s Witnesses. “For
many years, the work done in
these buildings represented a
major part of our organizational
history and our presence in
Brooklyn.” The Witnesses used
the five-building complex to
publish Bibles and Bible
education literature in many
languages for 77 years. The first
of the buildings was occupied in
1927, and beginning in 1937,
adjoining properties were
added. The 30-story residence
building accommodated about a
thousand workers, who could
report to the printery without
leaving the facility.
The Witnesses are selling the
buildings as part of the
relocation of their operations
upstate. In 2004, the relocation
process began by moving their
printing, binding, and shipping
operations in the United States
to Wallkill, New York. Currently,
the Witnesses plan to move
their world headquarters to
Warwick, New York, with
construction scheduled to begin
later this year.
Mr. Semonian adds: “We cherish
our long history in Brooklyn. We
have used these buildings to
produce practical Bible-based
literature that helps people all
over the world. Now we look
forward to using our new
facilities in Warwick in
furthering our global Bible
education work.”
Media Contact(s):
International: J. R. Brown, Office
of Public Information, tel.

26/06/2013

COMPLETE THE SENTENCE
My life is incomplete
without........ .?
1. Money
2. Work
3. S*x
4. God
5. Mom
6. Dad
7. W**d
8 Lover
others mention it..

26/06/2013

15 Unbelievable Facts Of Science -
1.) Fred Rompelberg owns the
record of world’s fastest cycler
with the speed of 166.94 miles/
hour.
2.) The amount of salt in the
ocean can cover ever area on
earth with 500 feet thick.
3.) Probability that earth will be
attacked by meteors: 9300
times/year.
4.)One giant hurricane generates
energy at the same level of 8000
1-megaton sized bombs.
5.)Approximatel y, 700 millions
of world population is now
having hookworm, kind of blood-
eating creature, in their bodies.
6.) ‘The Great Barrier Reef’,
world’s longest coral reef located
in Australia. Also owns the record
of world’s largest organism
structure with the length of
2000 kilometer.
7.) 65% of autistics patient are
lefty.
8.) The roots of Finnish pine tree
can be so long up to 30 miles.
9.) The speed of Polar bear is
upto 25 miles/hour and they can
jump up to 6 feet high.
10.) Temperature of Mercury is
430c during daytime and
decrease down to -180c during
nighttime.
11.)Approximate ly, people will
unintentionally eat up to 4300
small type of bugs, such as gnat
and tick,in a year.
12.) Because of the qualification
of its hair, Polar bear is very
difficult to detect with infrared
camera.
13.) The roots of rye, types of
rice used in drinking alcohol
production, can be spread under
the ground for more than 400
miles.
14.) If we line up the entire blood
vessel in human body, the length
will be approximately 62,000
miles! Which means it’s about 2.5
times longer than circumference
of planet earth.
15.)The gas among the stars in
Sagittarius contains more than
10,000 millions liter of alcoholic
substances.
Hit Likess

26/06/2013

There are approximately 2,700
different species of mosquitoes.
wow...!

26/06/2013

How many people know this
saying...
"WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCILS IN
THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR"
If you know it, comment n tell us
were you heard it

23/06/2013

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14/06/2013

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13/06/2013

Your boyfriend wants u 2 meet
his family.
When u get there, the elder
brother is ur Ex
boyfriend. The sister is the lady
you were
fighting with 4 a man.
The mother is the nurse who
begged u not to abort a
pregnancy which you refused
and later
did. And the father is the sugar
daddy who
just bought u a Samsung Galaxy
S4 that you are just holding in
your hands!
What next will you do?

12/06/2013

Akpors and Musa were caught in
a Northern african
country, sharing a smuggled
barrel of beer. They
were arrested and taken to the
Sheik's palace for
questioning and judgment.
Akpors lied that Musa smuggled
and forced him to
drink the beer! Both were initially
given a death
sentence but, as it was a national
holiday, the Sheik
decided they should be released
after some lashes of
the whip. As they were
preparing for their
punishment, the Sheik said, "It's
my first wife's
birthday today and she asked me
to allow each of
you 2 wishes before your
whipping, but you cannot
wish not to be whipped!"
Akpors thought for a second
then said: "Please tie two
pillows to my back before
whipping." And my second
wish is that you flog me only 20
strokes of the whip.
He was whipped, and luckily for
him, the pillows
helped to make the pain of the
whip lesser.
Musa saw this; thought for a
second, then said:
"Thank you, most royal and
merciful highness for the
wishes. My first wish is to
receive 100 lashes with the
strongest, toughest whip
available.", Akpors laughed
and thought Musa was a
fool...The Sheik replied with
a puzzled look on his face," and
your second wish?"
Musa replied "Tie Akpors to my
back!"

12/06/2013

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want to
have a boyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God
said, “It is not good for the man
to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him.”
Girl: But I don't love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever
doesnot love does not know God,
because God is love."
Girl: But how can I be sure that
you're loyal and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and
earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away."
Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still
studying.
Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a
time for everything, and a
season for every activity under
the heavens."
Girl: But why me? There are a
lot of girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many
women do noble things, but you
surpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me that you
like? Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7
"You are
altogether beautiful, my darling
there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But I'm not beautiful.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord
is to be praised."
Girl: What do you want to
happen?
Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I
wrote you out of great distress
and anguish of heart and with
many tears, not to
grieve you but to let you know
the depth of my love for you."
One word for the boy pls?

12/06/2013

# The word "queue" is the only
word in the English language that
is still pronounced the same way
when the last four letters are
removed.

12/06/2013

Jokes: Akpors
has been
admiring
his neighbor’s
wife. The
neighbor’s wife
always gives
him this
seductive smile
whenever they
greet each
other. Akpors
didn’t know
how T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡
approach the
lady to tell her
of his desires …
because she’s
married. So,
one day the
lady herself
approached
Akpors alone in
his apartment.
AKPORS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPORS: Is
everything
alright?
… LADY: Yes.
Just need little
help from you
(Smiling
seductively).
AKPORS: Wow!
Anything for
the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…jus­
t don’t
know how to
say this. I’ll be
so
ashamed ƒ
myself if I ask
and you say no.
AKPORS: Oh my
lady. you
don’t have to. I
am ready to do
anything for
you.
LADY: You know, it’s
been over 3
weeks since my
husband
travelled…
AKPORS: Yes!
Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even
when he’s
around, he has
some… (pause
for a while) he
has some
disabilities…
AKPORS: Oh
poor
you… You must
have been
going through
hell!
LADY: I know
you’ll be
stronger than
him…
AKPORS: Sure.
LADY: Can you
help me?
AKPORS: Wow!
Now? Sure,
I’m ready if you
are ready.
LADY: Oh
thanks
goodness!
that’s why I
came to you.
Can you help
me
carry our deep
freezer
from our
kitchen to the
next
street for
repairs?
Akpors fainted

12/06/2013

store that sells new husbands
has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to
choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store
operates:
You may visit this store ONLY
ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as
the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any
item from a particular floor, or
may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the
door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs
and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids,and are Extremely Good
Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels
compelled to keep going. She
goes to the fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With
Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I
can hardly stand it!" Still, she
goes to the fifth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, Help with Housework,
and Have a Strong Romantic
Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the sixth floor The Sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor
31,456,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This
floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the
Husband Store.
Awake & Watchtower

12/06/2013

wicked world #
A man went to a herbalist for
blood money,the herbalist told
him to bring a new
born baby.his friend
wife just gave birth to a baby
boy so went and capture the
baby and went to the herbalist.
The herbalist put the baby
inside hot oil until when
the baby got roasted. when the
herbalist wanted to begin the
work he remembered that he
forgot to cut the baby hair
before putting it inside fire so
the baby just die for nothing
because it is not useful again.
NOW I DECREE, GOD will
SCARTTER/ DESTROY THOSE WHO
WANT TO WASTE YOUR LIFE
IN JESUS NAME [AMEN]
WRITE "AMEN" TO CLAIM THIS
PRAYER AND HIT "SHARE"

12/06/2013

Time Is Not A Natural Occurence..
Time Is Man Made..
Even Albert Einsten Neva Believe
In Time He Only Believed In
Timelessness...
Use Your Time Well While You Still
Can.. Time Neva Waits For No
Man.. People #

12/06/2013

Gud morning peeps,

06/06/2013

When A Guy Say I LOVE YOU-
He wants To Get Inside Your
pants and Make You Spread
Your Leg For Him.

When A girl Say I LOVE YOU-
She wants To Get Into Your
pocket And All She wants Are
expensive things All To
Herself.

When A Guy Say I MISS YOU-
He wants to Make you believe
That He Thinks of you
EveryTime But Truth Is, its
another way out to take
you to bed.

When A Girl Say I MISS YOU-
She Maybe Either Broke And
want some cash Or She wants
something from you
indirectly.

True or False?

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06/06/2013

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06/06/2013

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06/06/2013

06/06/2013

you are my refuge, my share in the land of the living ones Psalms. 142:5.
At the time that David composed this psalm, he was not in a place or a house. He was in a cave, hiding from his enemies. King Saul was the one hounding David, seeking to take his life. David fled to a cave that was hard to approach. (1st Samuel 22:1,4) in this remote region, it might have seemed to David that no friend was at his side to give him protective support. (Ps 142:4) that was when David called out to God, by the time compose Psalm 142, he may have learned what had befallen High Priest Ahimelech, who had unwittingly given him assistance when he was fleeing from Saul. Jealous King Saul had Ahimelech and his household killed. (1st samuel 22:11,18,19) David felt responsible for their deaths. It was as if he had killed the priest whohad helped him. If you had been in David's position, would you have felt responsible?

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06/06/2013

why are we called Jehovah's Witness?
many people think that Jehovah Witness is the name of a new religion. However, over 2,700 years ago, the servants of the only true God were described as his "Witness" (Isaiah 43:10-12) until 1931, we were known as Bible Students. Why did we adopt the name Jehovah's Witness? like if you want to know More
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04/06/2013

gud afternon pals....wats on ur mind.

04/06/2013

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