Monday Morning Aural Sex

Monday Morning Aural S*x: 2022-08-01 (PreBananaPostMouseProtoSchirachPolkaNapkinAlienPunkCrustPopSatanHopExtremeSoftStyleHardCore Edition) Listen on the Podbean app!: http://tinyurl.com/20220801app Or the pop-up player: http://tinyurl.com/20220801pop If you're having trouble getting the sonofabitchpieceofs**tgoddamnfu***ng pop-up player to work, just download the edition here, silly ass: http://tinyurl.com/20220801dl If all else fails, just click the fu***ng play button on the site: http://tinyurl.com/20220801main F**k! What are you perverts doing here?! I thought I told you not to listen to this ‘cause you’re gonna hate it! *sigh* Well, I guess for being such marvelously deviant little perverts, defying your aural s*x daddy and all, I gueeeesss I should emo-f**kin’-clew you all to the PreBananaPostMouseProtoSchirachPolkaNapkinAlienPunkCrustPopSatanHopExtremeSoftStyleHardCore Edition of Monday Morning Aural f**kin’ S*x! I won’t gab, yammer and/or jibber jabber long here because I long for the comfort of nudity and my bed right now, suffice to say, holiest of holy f***s do we have quite the f**ktacular compilation ahead of us all. A good portion of these are actually new finds, although I pulled a bunch from previous editions, not just editions with the suffix “core,” in them. These editions are both some of my absolute favorites to make, and some of the f**kin’ easiest to compile. I don’t particularly give 47/123rds of a squirrel turd whether y’all are into breakcore or not; I f**kin’ love the absolute f**k out of it. It’s one of the only music genres next to IDM that accurately illustrates the often frenetic & erratic ways I think; the way many people think, for that matter. Also, this edition has way more beyond breakcore from hard dance, dubstep, drumstep, UK hardcore, psytrance, J-core, IDM, and those are only some of the more identifiable genres. Most of these motherf**kers blur genre boundaries as instinctually as taking a p**s.

Monday Morning Aural S*x: 2022-05-02 (Osmium-15: Osmium Is All, All Is Osmium Pt. 1 (feat. Awesome Al The Punani Obliterator)) Listen on the Podbean app!: http://tinyurl.com/20220502app Or the pop-up player: http://tinyurl.com/20220502pop If you're having trouble getting the sonofabitchpieceofs**tgoddamnfu***ng pop-up player to work, just download the edition here, silly ass: http://tinyurl.com/20220502dl If all else fails, just click the fu***ng play button on the site: http://tinyurl.com/20220502main Osmium is all… All is osmium… (Bro… hang on a sec, stop chanting, hold up) (What’s up, man? Everything alright?) (No, dude. This motherf**kin’ host of ours is a f**kin’ trainwreck.) (What makes you say that?) (Well, first of all, look at what he’s got us doin’ right now.) (Yeah, what’s wrong with it?) (What’s wrong with it? Are you serious? What f**kin’ sense does this s**t make? Have you been followin’ along this whole Osmium saga of his?) (No, not really. I just hit Like on his posts if I ever see them on my Insta feed.) (Alright, well, check this out: this motherf**ker posted a couple osmium-related editions around when he first got this podcast started. Fine, whatever, right? Then, he posted 6 in a row over the span of a month and some change. Dude went alphabetically through his metal collection and came out with 6 editions. A little much maybe, but I could hang.) (You goin’ somewhere with all this, bro?) (Motherf**ker, you got a bus to catch or some s**t? Have you forgotten that we’re disembodied voices in some f**khead’s head? Or, whatever, we’re f**kin’ absorbed into the almighty Osmium, a collective hive mind entity or some s**t that again, only exists in the diseased imagination of this one F**khead McDoodoobrain?) (…F**khead McDoodoobrain?) (Shut up, motherf**ker. You’re so clever, you think of some s**t to say.) (I mean, I would, but you were in the middle of a rant and I was listening.) (No you we

Monday Morning Aural S*x: 2021-07-26 (Osmium-13: The Universal Tranquility of Nonexistence Edition) Listen on the Podbean app!: http://tinyurl.com/20210726app Or the pop-up player: http://tinyurl.com/20210726pop If you're having trouble getting the sonofabitchpieceofs**tgoddamnfu***ng pop-up player to work, just download the edition here, silly ass: http://tinyurl.com/20210726dl If all else fails, just click the fu***ng play button on the site: http://tinyurl.com/20210726main Dearest perverts, since last we saw the Osmium, it has snuffed out all light and life in the universe. We do not even exist there anymore. These words you’re hearing are not really words being spoken by anyone, but auditory hallucinations that pass by us all like so many insects within the unfathomably dense collective consciousness of the Grand Osmium. Don’t try to make sense of it. Our pitiful human minds cannot comprehend the Osmium. All we can do is serve its will. This is world peace because we were too weak to realize it ourselves. This tranquil nonexistence, floating in an endless ocean of possibility or lack thereof, this is that which we wrought. The beauty of nothing, the ugliness of everything, these truths are evident within the Osmium. Perhaps it shall create new life in its image, perhaps there are already other universes looking on at us gripped in fear that theirs will be devoured as well. Only time will tell, and until then, let us yojne the fu***ng silence… HAH! Fuuuuuuck that! Emo-motherf**kin’-goddamn-sonofabitch-clew to the Osmium-13: The Universal Tranquility of Nonexistence Edition of Monday Morning Aural f**kin’ S*x! Not going to ramble on too heavily this week ‘cause the Osmium’s plenty heavy enough, and we’ve got a little over 5 f**kin’ hours worth of it. The new to old s**t ratio is about 60/40. Is that even a ratio? Probably not. You know what I f**kin’ mean though. Goodest of great Satan’s sn**ch drippings, we have so many f**k-nomenal tr