First Ever

We Are, And Always Will Be...

There's no good way to say goodbye, but this is the best way we know how If you love our videos, next time you think to watch a movie, throw this on It's our Uno movie and our last ever let's play. Thank you for the last 3 years 💙 https://youtu.be/oG4PbxcGMPE #wearefirstever

ROOMBO: FIRST BLOOD - A Home Alone Video Game

Stop scrolling if you like Home Alone. Okay cool now imagine that but instead of Macaulay Culkin it's a vacuum that sucks up burglars before you have to time to ask yourself 'Is he even still alive?' Yes he is. Here's a link to his Wikipedia page - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaulay_Culkin Also the reason we bring up Home Alone is because we played a game that's exactly that movie but as a killer Roomba. Here's a link to that too - https://youtube.com/watch?v=BLfU-GEqpkg Happy Holidays! REMEMBER YOU are FIRST EVER! Don't get sucked in by our charm like these guys get sucked into a murderous vacuum. #wearefirstever #roombo

HOW'S IT GOING DOOD?

You better not be thinking of scrolling past this video. It'd be a shame for a nice potential subscriber to miss out on this awesome, yet sober, house party. There may not be alcohol, but there's a heck of a lot of nudity and Backstreet Boys to make up for it! Join Dan, Jaden, Jess and Step Dan for the second last, First Ever video in House Party! 👉 FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/8xJD17xqsXg REMEMBER YOU are FIRST EVER! There is no party without you 💙 #houseparty #gaming #wearefirstever

Kanye West: All Of The Pipes

If trainwrecks we're people, they would be us. Our NEW let's play in Condemned: Criminal Origins makes that point and will beat it into your face quite nicely Just remember you love us for us, right? LET'S PLAY👉https://youtu.be/PffZthiQshA REMEMBER YOU are First Ever! Everything we do... We do because we're scared of not being liked. Plz like :D #wearefirstever #youarefirstever

High Level Stand Up Comedy in KANE AND LYNCH

The title card reads 'Bad Jokes' but because Matt's secretly from Russia he has all his letters backwards and meant to type 'Rad Jokes' Please excuse the typo and enjoy this premium level content. SUBSCRIBE NOW! We'll also do your plumbing! REMEMBER YOU are First Ever! Join the movement. *NEW* KANE & LYNCH LET'S PLAY👉https://youtu.be/fLw-re6elH0 #wearefirstever #kaneandlynch

2 IDIOTS BECOME THIEVES IN THIEF SIMULATOR

A brief summary of this let's play - Break stuff - Run laps in the streets - Criss Angel mindfreaking into cars - Take the piss out of Al Pacino... like A LOT And... there's more. Watch the full video in the link below! 👉https://youtu.be/hTKhXS2moH4 SUBSCRIBE NOW! Or we'll just steal the sub from you. REMEMBER YOU are First Ever! Join the movement. #wearefirstever #thiefsimulator #alpacino #CrissAngel

We DESTROY The Destroyers!

Are you getting sick of seeing us beat up The Destroyers? So are we. It's time we end this bastard of a trilogy. Today Ante and Matt use their extensive knowledge of flinging poop at people to their advantage as they confront The Destroyers for the final time. See The Final Fatting on our channel now! 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fox-2a1DtvI SUBSCRIBE NOW and succumb to our anime references! REMEMBER YOU are FIRST EVER! Join the movement!

Jacking It: Do You Stand Up or Lie Down?

💦 THE DEBATE IS SETTLED FOR GOOD 💦 Conker's fans and good people alike... WE NEED YOU TO ANSWER THE GREATEST DEBATE OF ALL TIME! Standing up? Or lying down? Answers welcome in the comments! 👉https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ouN9RUs4M SUBSCRIBE if you do it standing up! Tell someone else to if you lie down. REMEMBER YOU are First Ever! Join the movement. #wearefirstever #gaming #conkersbadfurday

The Army of Karens in CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY

Now hear us out... Don't these hay bales look like karens? Was Rare trying to prepare us for the she beasts we would one day encounter as adults all along? We like to think so. As tribute here's a video of us kicking their asses LINK: https://youtu.be/JMiuVii79WU SUBSCRIBE! It's the next best thing to doing ketamine! REMEMBER YOU are First Ever! Join the movement. #wearefirstever

What's the difference between prison basketball and regular basketball you ask? One is fixed and the other is played with smoke grenades... For more wrong opinions and ferociously entertaining game play click here 👉 https://youtu.be/po3t5gYRbpo #wearefirstever #kaneandlynch #gaming

MUGGING OUR FRIENDS in The Warriors!

Hey gang it's that time of week again where we shovel some sh*t in your face and you gotta watch it. So stop pretending like you have anything better to do and watch us mug each other for fun! 👉 https://youtu.be/d565AxLtYNs SUBSCRIBING is what's best in life! REMEMBER YOU are First Ever! Join the movement. #wearefirstever #thewarriors

Failing Upwards in Mirror's Edge: Catalyst!

So we played Mirror's Edge this week! The result was a wonderfully funny sh*tshow that we will now drop on your doorstep, ring the bell, and run away from. Watch at the risk of being overly entertained and a little horny: https://youtu.be/teaZyeSWcls SUBSCRIBE! We parkour badly in other games too! REMEMBER YOU are First Ever! Join the movement. #wearefirstever #mirrorsedge #gaming

Porn Addicted Gamer Gets F**ked by ASSASSIN'S CREED

"It's like I've got a giant sign that says 'Riley Reid' on my f**kin' face" So... as you can imagine this episode went super well. Watch Dan try to use the power of positivity to get through a game he clearly is bad at! https://youtu.be/BmRpKPpsNP8 SUBSCRIBE NOW for more positive words from First Ever! REMEMBER YOU are First Ever! Join the movement. #wearefirstever #assassinscreed

Two Sh*t John Wicks in Kane & Lynch

Let's turn back to the clock to 2007, for a co-op game about 2 psychos shooting people up... played by 2 psychos... with MUCH better hair. F**king GET ON IT people!! 🤟 It's Part 4 of our Kane & Lynch let's play! - https://youtu.be/Vjfbeq4fI3s SUBSCRIBE! We'll take you out for tapas, on us! REMEMBER YOU are FIRST EVER! Join the movement. #wearefirstever #gaming #kaneandlynch

Plumbing with a sledgehammer in THE WARRIORS

This week in another episode of The Warriors, Ante plans on doling out some street justice with a plunger, while Matt feels neglected that he's no longer Ante's favourite tool. All the drama and more in our NEW Warriors let's play! https://youtu.be/bz-cV2S6fxE SUBSCRIBE NOW and Ante will do your plumbing for free! REMEMBER YOU are First Ever! Join the movement. #wearefirstever #thewarriors #thewarriorsgame

In GTA V mini guns solve EVERY problem

We don't wanna say Matt IS Trevor Phillips but we're certain that if they ever met Trevor could take some pointers. If this clip doesn't say it all then nothing will. Watch the boys take on The Paleto Score in our NEW GTA V let's play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqh6g50BLdU SUBSCRIBE NOW and receive your very own mini gun! #wearefirstever #gtav #grandtheftauto #gaming

Ray Liotta in THE SOPRANOS?!

One episode in and we've already brought up Marilyn Manson and replaced James Gandolfini with Ray Liotta in The Sopranos. What other dumb sh*t can we say in one episode? Find out in Part 1 of our Conker's Bad Fur Day let's play HERE: https://youtu.be/PrmCmXiDhuE SUBSCRIBE NOW, and stay tuned for our pitch to HBO for a Sopranos reboot! #conkersbadfurday #conkers #rarereplay #rare #wearefirstever

Conker's Bad Fur Day: A Childhood CLASSIC

In these unprecedented-- let's call it what it is, SH*TFUL times, we're coping by avoiding adulthood as much as we can. Crude humour and classic movie references, it's got First Ever smeared all over it. It's our let's play in Conker's Bad Fur Day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjZ9UnyUfE8 #conkersbadfurday #conkers #gaming #rarereplay #wearefirstever

THE BEST XBOX FREE TRIALS!

If you wanna do games cheap, this is the way. We explore everything Xbox Free Trials have to offer and we start with SAVE YOUR NUTS - a game where squirrels fight dogs over a ball while a train tries to kill us! Check out the full video! -https://youtu.be/yBJzCKKyBBM SUBSCRIBE so we can feed our squirrels! REMEMBER YOU are First Ever! Join the movement. #wearefirstever #saveyournuts #xboxone #xboxfreetrials

Matt's Origin Story

If you let Ante and Matt ramble for long enough they'll come up with weird sh*t. They went for 20 minutes. We doubt any of it's gonna make sense to you but feel free to try. Check out the new Warriors Let's Play on our channel now! https://youtu.be/dCHFi1TC1wo SUBSCRIBE NOW or forever be subject to us asking you to subscribe in your dreams REMEMBER YOU are FIRST EVER! Join the movement! #warriors #warriorsmovie #warriorsgame #gaming #funny #funnyclips #wearefirstever