PORTEmaus

PORTEmaus A veritable concoction of humor, politics, culture, film and music. film and music.

Began as the primary means for Manfred Funkowitz (more affectionately known as Manny by his string of admirers and even his enemies) to broadcast random and altogether vitriolic thoughts regarding contemporary politics and fine literature. The site continues in this tradition, while adding a few new columns and new contributors in the form of good ol' Bence, the music man himself, Hudson Hawk and Gonzi or the "Andy Rooney of this PORTEmaus s*&t!"

05/09/2013
PORTEmaus: Public Reaction to Affleck's Selection as Batman Reveals America has too Much Time on...

I figured that I would weigh in on the whole Ben Affleck as Batman hubbub. Surprisingly enough, I do not care! In spite of that, you can read about my thoughts. -Manny

Did you hear the news? Of course you did! No, I am not talking about the purported use of chemical weapons in Syria or Ruth Bader Ginsburg officiating a same-sex marriage in Washington D.C. (What, was Scalia busy?) tomorrow. I am referring to something much worse and more newsworthy than anything el...

24/02/2013
PORTEmaus: Movie Night Special Edition: Dreams of Oscar 2013

Excited about tonight? You know we are. Here are some last minute thoughts and my own personal wish list. http://www.portemaus.com/2013/02/movie-night-special-edition-dreams-of.html?m=1

It's just a few hours away and we will find out the BEST film of the year. We all have a love hate relationship with the oscars and for me it's still a great show and I can't wait. My how things have changed with Argo steamrolling the competition and becoming the huge front runner for some big prize...

14/02/2013
PORTEmaus: Movie Night Special Edition: Top Ten Films of 2012

A wee bit late, but here's my top ten for 2012 -Bence http://www.portemaus.com/2013/02/movie-night-special-edition-top-ten.html?m=1

You know I was planning on writing full reviews for all of these. Then I realized I really had just waited too long. It would just end up being 10 reviews back to back, then I would write this top ten article with ten more mini reviews. So I figured I would cut my losses, attack this year head on an...

13/02/2013
PORTEmaus: I confess that I did not expect this...

Want to know how our humble leader's mind works? Well here are some films that surprised him this year. http://www.portemaus.com/2013/01/i-confess-that-i-did-not-expect-this.html?m=1

What can I say, I have been procrastinating when it comes to getting posts in on time. It seems that academic Manfred is cutting into the presence of yours truly. Anyway, in much belated fashion, here is the beginning of "Best Films of 2012" list.I am going to do this list in a different fashion sin...

26/01/2013
PORTEmaus

As we continue to evolve, we continue to expand our reach and hopefully maintain the leek of quality and brilliant humor you continue to expect from the Maus. That being said its been a tough few months, but we are dedicated to create the best blog possible. Now we have added a Tumblr page. Be sure to check us out at portemaus.tumblr.com this should allow us to give snapshot thoughts especially when something more than a few sentences is necessary. Hope you enjoy -bence

I know I know we can barely keep up with the content on the main page, but evolution is necessary if we ever are going to achieve total interweb domination. Thus here we are diving into this other entry in the grand scheme of social media.

24/01/2013
PORTEmaus: "May the Odds be Ever in Your Favor:" The Hunger Games

We are all playing catch up here. But today we have a treat, our humble leader has taken his sardonic tone and thrust his venom
Upon his least favorite cinematic journeys. Here's the first runner up http://www.portemaus.com/2013/01/the-odds-be-ever-in-your-favor-hunger.html?m=1

Year after year a bunch of films are released that make question why you wasted your time on watching them. This year is no different and the first of two films that are going to be examined is the The Hunger Games. Do not get me wrong, I read (and reviewed) The Hunger Games series, which was an alr...

16/01/2013
PORTEmaus: That's right ladies and gentlemen, we have a race: a look at this year's Oscar Nods

Bence here, and it's been far too long, but I'm back with a look at one of the most exciting Oscar races I can remember http://www.portemaus.com/2013/01/that-right-ladies-and-gentlemen-we-have.html?m=1

I know things have been sluggish around here, so if you're still here we appreciate it. I always have the intention to get back on the horse, in fact I have quite a few articles half started, but real life keeps getting in the way as it always has. But I've told you all this story before, you want t...

09/01/2013
PORTEmaus: "What did you expect? An exploding pen?": Skyfall

Boss man makes good on his promised Skyfall review...what'd he think? Well read on http://www.portemaus.com/2013/01/did-you-expect-exploding-pen-skyfall.html?m=1

When the twenty-third Bond was green lit, you would have been hard pressed to find someone more excited than yours truly. The long delay due to lack of funding did little to temper this enthusiasm. I must qualify that it had a lot to do with Quantum of Solace being a complete mess. Plus, when you ad...

20/12/2012
PORTEmaus: Armageddon watch: Signals of the end times. Part One.

That time of the year again as Armageddon rears its prophetic based head.
http://www.portemaus.com/2012/12/armageddon-watch-signals-of-end-times.html?m=1

As one might know, the world is going to end on Friday. After all, if an ancient civilization (even one where the multitude of believers cannot locate the country of origin) or that incredible documentary starring John Cusack says that it is going to happen, then we best pack it in. Yep, game over. ...

21/10/2012
PORTEmaus: Flick Bits: Marvel Phase 2 UPDATE

Quick update on Marvel Phase 2. If everything works out I should be flooding the interwebs again with my ramblings on a more consistent basis. Anyway hope you enjoy, some real exciting stuff happening in the Marvel U -bence

Hey MAUSketeers just wanted to bring you a quick update on some great happenings in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, specifically with their "Phase 2". I have some monster posts brewing but some of this news is just too exciting to pass up.

04/10/2012
PORTEmaus: Fall Movie Preview

Way too long of a hiatus, but I'm back with my look at my top ten most anticipated films of the fall. -bence

In the middle of a cross country move...sorry for the delay on this as well as my lack of presence here. I'll be back up in full form soon. Miss you all.Wow that went by fast. I really can't believe Summer is over and the Fall movie season is about to begin. I missed out on a lot of great stuff this...

06/09/2012
PORTEmaus: New Tune Tuesday: Bob Dylan's Tempest

Hawk tackles Bob Dylan's soon to be released 35th Studio album, "Tempest." Rolling Stone, Uncut and Mojo gave it a perfect score, American Songwriter gave it 4.5/5, what did Hawk think? Click to find out. Or don't.

20/08/2012

All of us here at the Maus are deeply saddened by the news of Mr. Tony Scott. His work in the eighties and nineties is undeniably definitive of an era. He championed style and explored cinema to various results up to his last day. Our thoughts our with his family and friends.

15/08/2012
PORTEmaus: Blu Review - Jaws

Hawk ditches the music docs for his latest blu-ray review, does the long-awaited Jaws hold up in high-def?

09/08/2012
PORTEmaus: Flick Bits: Marvel Phase 2 Begins

Marvel is wasting no time lining up its pieces for "Phase 2" here's some thoughts on the latest updates, as well as some X-men news -bence

Marvel made some big announcements at Comic-Con regarding Phase 2 of their Avengers cycle. Now word had come in the past few days about some casting choices and a fan boy favorite announcement for another franchise. I thought I'd chime in with some thoughts.

07/08/2012
PORTEmaus: Blu Review - Big Easy Express

Hawk revisits one of his 2011 concert experiences by delving into the recent Blu-Ray release of "Big Easy Express," the documentary on the first Railroad Revival Tour.

05/08/2012
PORTEmaus: Flick Bits: The Usurper of the Kane, or Sight and Sound and the Critics of the 21st Centu

The Sight and Sound Poll is out and a new champion has been crowned king of the cinema world. For fifty years Kane has been at the top, and now Hitchcock has taken the spot away. Here's some thoughts -bence

The reign of Kane is over. Fifty years at the top of the Sight and Sound once a decade poll of critics is now over. Vertigo has been creeping along, making strides each decade as the new polls are conducted, until this year it has finally taken over and Hitchcock's masterpiece is the new top dog. Th...

03/08/2012
PORTEmaus: "Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought,.

It's nice to see bossman take a break from constantly writing about Stanley Tucci and focus his efforts elsewhere. Here he takes a look at part two of this amazing trilogy. -bence

The Dark Knight took Batman and made the Nolan version of the character and made it him into a phenomenon. For fans of Batman and the man known as Christopher Nolan, Hawk and I expected the film to be good, very good but we never expected it to be extra super great. It marked yet another departure ...

02/08/2012
PORTEmaus: Weekly Wish List 7/31: classic films and classic filmmaking

This week is full of some classic films from legendary filmmakers. Enjoy -bence

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - Howard HawksHawks is quite simply in my top five directors of all time. He mastered all genres, and constantly explored all aspects of cinema. Here he works with the legendary Monroe, who actually was a damn funny actress, to create a musical about two friends on a boat to...

31/07/2012
PORTEmaus: "If he was a wee bit closer, I could lob a caber at him, ye ken:" Brave

A belated look at Pixar's latest, courtesy of the strapping Master Funkowitz. -bence

Like most, I have a fondness for Pixar films for a myriad of reasons. The most important is that they put out a superior product and simply do not keep churning out horrible sequels (Dreamworks, I am looking at you.). Sure, the have had some missteps (Cars 2) that lead you to expect more or try to h...

31/07/2012
PORTEmaus: Spring Preview UPDATE Sound of Noise

This film is unlike any other I've seen. If you actually enjoy reading the site then I'm going to assume you somewhat agree with our tastes. So trust me on this one, read the review, find the film and enjoy -bence

Aural terrorists. An attack on your senses as sonic conception disrupts your everyday lifestyle. Finding music and rhythm in the wonder of everyday life. And lastly a celebration of Funk Bass. You are not prepared for Sound of Noise. I have to say the descriptions of the film painted this much more ...

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