15/08/2023
Omo! this reminds me of a faithful day I had taken my crush out for lunch.
It was a sunday evening and we had gone to this newly opened fast-food joint to chill - Bills on me!
When we got there, she ordered jollof rice, chicken and moi-moi, and so did i. We also had a pack of hollandia yogurt each to step down our meal.
I did a rough calculation of everything in my head and it summed up to about 10k. I had 15k with me so no problem.
So we were busy eating and chatting when I overheard a customer complaining with raised voice. He had just been served his bill and he couldn't hide his anger at the exorbitant cost of his meal.
"10k for a plate of moi-moi? wetin una put inside!!"? He barked
When I heard moi-moi, I turned to his direction.
"This is corr.uption!" He yelled "Ordinary moi-moi 10k!"
When I looked at his table, I realized his moi-moi was even the small size, meanwhile we ordered the jumbo size.
I called one of the waitresses.
"Nne, biko how much is the moi-moi?" I whispered to her ear
"25k sir" She snapped
"No, I mean just the moi-moi, not the total bill" I voiced
"That's what am saying, sir" She reiterated "This is the jumbo pack and it's 25k for one"
At that moment the moi-moi in my mouth began tasting like agidi.
"Bia Nne" I leaned towards my crush "Can you run?"
"Run? why?" She asked in a confused tone
"Just answer, Yes or No?"
"Okay, Yes I can run. What's the problem?"
"Very good. See, when you hear, on your mark.. set.. Go! You will run outside with speed and take left while I take right"
"Gozzy, i understand what you are saying, running to where?"
"Nne shut up first! When you reach house, you'll understand"
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