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01/29/2024

BY AGE 40 YOU SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THIS:

1. Someone makes 10x more than you do in a 9-5 job because they have more "leverage" with their work.

2. Distraction is the greatest killer of success. It stunts and destroys your brain.

3. You shouldn't take advice from people who are not where you want to be in life.

4. No one is coming to save your problems. Your life's 100% your responsibility.

5. You don't need 100 self-help books, all you need is action and self discipline.

6. Unless you went to college to learn a specific skill (ie. doctor, engineer, lawyer), you can make more money in the next 90 days just learning sales.

7. No one cares about you. So stop being shy, go out and create your chances.

8. If you find someone smarter than you, work with them, don't compete.

9. Smoking has 0 benefit in your life. This habit will only slow your thinking and lower your focus.

10. Comfort is the worst addiction and cheap ticket to depression.

11. Don't tell people more than they need to know, respect your privacy.

12. Avoid alcohol at all cost. Nothing worse than losing your senses and acting a fool.

13. Keep your standards high and don't settle for something because it's available.

14. The family you create is more important than the family you come from.

15. Train yourself to take nothing personally to save yourself from 99.99% of mental problems.

01/25/2024

Jubilee everywhere and God said yes

01/18/2024

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Husband wakes in the middle of the night. He can't sleep. He is restless.

He turns to his sleeping wife and taps her. She wakes with sleepy eyes.

HUSBAND: Monica, abeg wake up... e get something wey dey bother me. I no fit sleep

WIFE: (Yawning) Wetin happen?

HUSBAND: Monica, this question I wan ask you now, abeg tell me the truth...

WIFE: Wetin be that?

HUSBAND: (Clears throat) Monica, I wan know about your past.

WIFE: I no understand...

HUSBAND: Monica, wetin be your body count before you meet me?

WIFE: Which kind yeye question be this one dis night? abeg I wan sleep...

HUSBAND: Monica if you close that eye, you go open am for your papa house! Bet me!

WIFE: Which kind wahala be dis one? wetin concern my past and my present?

HUSBAND: Plenty things... Tell me your body count, Monica!

WIFE: I no fit remember, e long

HUSBAND: 🥺

WIFE: E don pass 60... Maybe 65 or 67. But e never reach 70

HUSBAND: So na rußßish I rush go marry? 😑

WIFE: I begin nack around 13years or thereabout...

HUSBAND: Chai 😑

WIFE: No where wey I never nack, no angle, no style...

HUSBAND: E don do!

WIFE: If dem dey give award for nack, my husband, I suppose win am back to back to back to back...

HUSBAND: Monica, I say e don do! I wan sleep!

WIFE: I don nack for this life o, even with horse...

HUSBAND:

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01/12/2024

In Naija, all you need to stay happy is to have enough data 🤣🤣

12/18/2023

Your destiny is never tied to anyone that left

12/17/2023

Because Husband dey scarce, some women just dey marry Non*ense.

How can a man lock up foodstuffs, because una dey quarrel?🙄🤔

12/17/2023

Wahala! fan shared this, If you don't have a sister or brother who is disgracing your family in public, you don't know what God did for you.

11/10/2022

Through CCTV camera Nollywood actor escaped being poisoned by his girlfriend , y'all should be careful out there. Everyone

10/29/2022

10/16/2022

She wakes up by 4am, gives you s*x, You sleep back, she will move straight to the kitchen. She would join morning devotion by 5:30am, start preparing kids by 6:00am, serve everybody food by 7am, take the kids to school and move to her office by 7:30am, go for school runs by 2pm. She would come back to the house by 5-6pm, start washing of clothes and cooking dinner by 6pm. Serve dinner by 7:30pm, start home work for kids by 8-9pm, Shower and meet you the husband in the room by 9:30pm, discuss with you and catch fun so that you will be in the mood for s*x. And you the husband with your big head will sleep like a king, She will get up to check on the children if they are sleeping well, off the light, Start praying for you and the family by 12am -1am.. Sleep a little and wake up again by 4am to start all over again.

It's you who bleed blood every month with severe pains and crams. Even in those pains, you still have to put things together for a normal day. The cooking, washing, etc. It's you who carry another human inside you for 9months. The inconvenience, the discomfort, the sacrifice, and carefulness. You sacrifice what makes you happy just to keep another life healthy. When it's time to deliver, your life is on the line. It's a 50/50 chance for you. You may live and you may die. But being the life-giver you are, you will choose the life of a new stranger over yours. Even the process is not favorable to you. Either the pains of childbirth or surgery. After it all, you still carry yourself up and continue life activities with bandage and pains. But what is miraculous about this all is the smile you put on your face while facing all this.

May God bless every WOMAN out there.
Uplifted. Everyone

08/31/2022

"If I have taken public money that I am not entitled to God should punish me and my children." - Peter Obi.

Labour Party Presidential candidate, Peter Obi denies all claims that he took public funds while serving as Governor.

He also says his prayer to God is to help him deliver good governance to the people if he is elected President.

📸: peterobigregory (Instagram)

08/28/2022

🔱 *AMAZING FOOTBALL FACTS*

1. *Germany* lost the most World Cup finals in football history (4 times)

2. *Juventus* lost the most UCL finals in football history (7 times)

3. *Cristiano Ronaldo* is the only player in history to win the Ballon d'or without winning a single trophy (2013)

4. *Jorge Campos* is a goalkeeper who sometimes plays as a striker. He scored 46 open play goals

5. *Martin Palermo* missed 3 penalties in a single match...his team later lost 3-0 at full-time (1999)

6. *Sinsa Mihajlovic* scored 3 freekicks in a single match for Lazio (1999)

7. *Gerardo Bedoya* received 46 red cards in his career...Sergio Ramos received 27

8. *Mark Hughes* played 2 different matches in 1 day. After playing for Wales in Euros🏆qualifier, he flew to Germany to play for Bayern in DFB cup🏆 (1987)

9. *Sebastian Adreu* holds the record for playing for 32 different clubs😳

10. *Ibrahimovic* scored a bicycle kick from over 30 yards (longest bicycle kick)

11. *Jone Samuelsen* scored a header from over 60 yards😲 (longest header)

12. *Ibrahimovic* scored on his UCL debut, Eredivisie debut, La Liga debut, Serie A debut, Ligue 1 debut, EPL debut, MLS debut & his competitive Sweden debut...INSANE😮

13. In 2000, a referee blew the starting whistle...a player named "Lee Todd" exlaimed "F*¢k me, that was loud"...Boom, the ref didn't appreciate it
Instant Red Card🟥

14. In 2013, *Serge* *Djiehoua* was brought in as a substitute...he played 3 seconds, made a foul & received Red Card🟥 immediately.
He smiled as he was took off
That was his first & last game for the club
15. In 2016, a goalkeeper named Alireza Beirenvand broke the record for the longest throw in a competitive match.
He threw the ball with his hands. It travelled 61 metres⚡⚡⚡

16. Penalty shootout was introduced in 1970

17. Offside was introduced in 1863

18. In 1946, a cup match between Stockport and Doncaster rovers lasted for 3 hours, 26 minutes.
After playing 2-2 at full-time, extra time was added & added
They later tossed a coin to determine the winner

🔮

08/21/2022

I was inside a keke yesterday when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.

He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.

The guy said he has plenty money and thought 50 naira was in it.
The keke driver obviously had no change. The passenger said he doesn't also have that 500 is the least money he has.

He said it's either the keke driver finds change or he'll leave without paying.
From there, verbal fight started.

He was insulting the keke driver like he was right. The keke driver was obviously pained☹️ by the whole thing.
The keke driver was trying to find change from his fellow riders and the guy crossed road and left.

That thing pained the keke driver. I saw the pain in his eyes.
We left. At a point I noticed the keke driver was wiping tears 😭😭off his face.

Haa!
I asked him if he's fine and he said all he wanted from that guy was to at least talk to him in a calm voice that he doesn't have 50 naira and not to insult him.

He said he needed the 50 naira but he can still let go if he talks to him like a human being.
Like, this guy was crying. It was very heartbreaking.💔

I got home, paid him and also gave him the last 500 on me.
His countenance changed immediately. He was smiling with tears flowing down his eyes.

To you, it's JUST 50 naira. To the next person, it might be all they need to have dinner.

People need kindness. Lots of people are struggling and a simple smile 😊from you is all they need to know that no matter how hard life is to them, there's still love in this world.

08/02/2022

The $1 million.

The acting Dean of Medical College, University of Ibadan,Prof Adebola Ogunbiyi ,invited all the old students who are now doctors produced by the college to a zoom meeting.

The reason for the meeting was not farfetched.

The professor was sick with worry about the infrastructure decay and rot at the medical college she oversees in Ibadan.

She is aware that the Nigerian government is too broke to fund it, so she came up with a master stroke, which was to tap into the resources and social capital of the alumni produced by the medical college scattered all over the world to give the medical college a facelift.

A Zoom meeting was fixed on Monday, two days ago, and the link was sent to the former students of the medical college.

Starting off the meeting, Prof. Ogunbiyi narrated the challenges and plight the current medical students at the college are facing.

The current medical students of the college need a new hostel and their classes also need to be refurbished.

The acting Dean of the college ended her speech by appealing to the alumni of the college to support her in rebuilding and restoring the lost glory of the medical college.

Her speech opened the floodgates of donations from the medical doctors produced by the Medical College, University of Ibadan.

The donations were coming in trickles.

N1 million naira here

N200,000 there.

Until it got to the turn of Dr. Philip O. Ozuah (attached in the picture), an old student of the college who is currently the President and CEO of Montefiore Medicine in New York.

Philip Ozuah did not say too much as he went straight to the point of making a donation of $1,000,000 (700,000,000).

In his words, UI’s medical college shaped and refined him into the man he is today, so he has the duty to give back to the school.

When Dr. Philip announced the $1,000,000 donation, all of the old students in the zoom session began shouting, "Wow!" Wow..

Even the dean, who called the zoom meeting, was speechless as she did not see that coming.

None of the old students of the medical college could donate again since Ozuah had set a standard they could not match.

From shouting Wow! Wow! The Zoom fundraising meeting came to an end with the closing prayer said immediately.

It should be noted that Ozuah had his medical degree certification at the University of Ibadan and did his internship at the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital before he proceeded to Southern California for his Master's program and got his PhD from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln.

Via Chukwudi Iwuchukwu

07/26/2022

Breaking...
Gistloversgram drops full list of everyone Pastor Johnson Suliman allegedly slept with.

Cossy orjiakor(Babu glory😂)
Halima Abubakar (Kodira)
Chinyere winifred
Omotola(sule always dragging this one and bad mouthing her say upon the fine girl stretch Mark still Dey part of her body )
Shan George
Ini Edo
Mercy Eke
Maria Bbn
Nengi
Mercy Johnson(OdirA)
Iyabo Ojo(odirA)
Ruth Kadiri
Dorathy
Omo brish
Onyi Alex
Empress
Angela Okorie
Queen Nwokoye
Vivian metchie
Joy ogbunu
Moesha (currently has mental issue )
Anita Joseph
Caroline Danjuma
Afro candy
Daniella okeke(Baby mama)
Georgina onuoha
Lilian Bach
Eve Esin
Ebube Nwagbo
Ngozi ezeonu( she had same experience, bled for a while too before it stopped .

Wo hand don Dey pain me ooo, BUT KNOW THIS, ANY NAME YOU SEE ON THIS LIST IS 💯 percent Legit , this is not even the full list ,all the names wey I forget I go add am tomorrow, ehn ehn I remember one again , Lola Alao. I come in peace , we meet tomorrow again 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️.

Credit: Gistlover

07/24/2022

Gospel musician, Frank Edwards, reveals the email he received from embattled R&B singer, R-Kelly.