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BY AGE 40  YOU SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THIS:1. Someone makes 10x more than you do in a 9-5 job because they ha...
01/29/2024

BY AGE 40 YOU SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THIS:

1. Someone makes 10x more than you do in a 9-5 job because they have more "leverage" with their work.

2. Distraction is the greatest killer of success. It stunts and destroys your brain.

3. You shouldn't take advice from people who are not where you want to be in life.

4. No one is coming to save your problems. Your life's 100% your responsibility.

5. You don't need 100 self-help books, all you need is action and self discipline.

6. Unless you went to college to learn a specific skill (ie. doctor, engineer, lawyer), you can make more money in the next 90 days just learning sales.

7. No one cares about you. So stop being shy, go out and create your chances.

8. If you find someone smarter than you, work with them, don't compete.

9. Smoking has 0 benefit in your life. This habit will only slow your thinking and lower your focus.

10. Comfort is the worst addiction and cheap ticket to depression.

11. Don't tell people more than they need to know, respect your privacy.

12. Avoid alcohol at all cost. Nothing worse than losing your senses and acting a fool.

13. Keep your standards high and don't settle for something because it's available.

14. The family you create is more important than the family you come from.

15. Train yourself to take nothing personally to save yourself from 99.99% of mental problems.

01/25/2024

Jubilee everywhere and God said yes

***Husband wakes in the middle of the night. He can't sleep. He is restless.He turns to his sleeping wife and taps her. ...
01/18/2024

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Husband wakes in the middle of the night. He can't sleep. He is restless.

He turns to his sleeping wife and taps her. She wakes with sleepy eyes.

HUSBAND: Monica, abeg wake up... e get something wey dey bother me. I no fit sleep

WIFE: (Yawning) Wetin happen?

HUSBAND: Monica, this question I wan ask you now, abeg tell me the truth...

WIFE: Wetin be that?

HUSBAND: (Clears throat) Monica, I wan know about your past.

WIFE: I no understand...

HUSBAND: Monica, wetin be your body count before you meet me?

WIFE: Which kind yeye question be this one dis night? abeg I wan sleep...

HUSBAND: Monica if you close that eye, you go open am for your papa house! Bet me!

WIFE: Which kind wahala be dis one? wetin concern my past and my present?

HUSBAND: Plenty things... Tell me your body count, Monica!

WIFE: I no fit remember, e long

HUSBAND: πŸ₯Ί

WIFE: E don pass 60... Maybe 65 or 67. But e never reach 70

HUSBAND: So na rußßish I rush go marry? πŸ˜‘

WIFE: I begin nack around 13years or thereabout...

HUSBAND: Chai πŸ˜‘

WIFE: No where wey I never nack, no angle, no style...

HUSBAND: E don do!

WIFE: If dem dey give award for nack, my husband, I suppose win am back to back to back to back...

HUSBAND: Monica, I say e don do! I wan sleep!

WIFE: I don nack for this life o, even with horse...

HUSBAND:

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