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01/01/2013

Surprise - we're back - at least for today, because we know you're recovering from whatever crazy shenanigans you got yourself into last night and need a little help getting 2013 off to a good start.

Today - you will be scouring the web and watching that all day Watch What Happens Live Marathon on Bravo (is that just us??). You'll see a bunch of recaps of the top songs of 2012 or the top moments of 2012 - but we at Socially Endowed like to look to our past to see what resolutions we can make for our future. And, true to our roots, the wisest advice always comes from tv shows and movies. So, take it away Resolution list!

For 2013:

10. Resolution - Stop talking to the people who are bad for you - you know who we're talking about, drop 'em
As Best Said By - Adam from Girls "Holding on to toxic relationships keeps us from growing."

9. Resolution - Don't obsess about the future, we can't plan everything
As Best Said By - Carrie from SATC “Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely how we feel, stop deciding exactly what we want, and just see what happens.”

8. Resolution - Watch your figure!
As Best Said By - Cher from Clueless "I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice."

7. Resolution - It's never to late to improve your 'education'
As Best Said By - Cher from Clueless

Cher: That's another thing, Tai. We've got to work on your accent and vocabulary. See, sporadic means once in a while. Try using it in a sentence today.

Tai: Alright.

Cher: OK, from now on we're alternating Cindy Crawford's "Aerobics" and "Buns of Steel", and reading one non-school book a week. My first book is "Fit or Fat".

Tai: Mine is "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus".

(several minutes later)

Josh: Be seeing you.

Tai: Yeah — I hope not sporadically!

6. Resolution - Stop being a mean girl and talking (you know what) about other people.
As Best Said By - Cady from Mean Girls "Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you. "

5. Resolution - Make amends with the people who deserve it - to everyone else forget 'em
As Best Said By - LC from The Hills ''But the only thing really that there is to do is forgive and forget. So I really do, I want to forgive you, and I want to forget you''

4. Resolution - No more crying over boys
As Best Said By - Again, LC from The Hills “Boys are like purses. You’re always gonna have that one boy that you’re always comfortable with and you know you’ll always kind of like. That’s your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an as***le or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don’t want to be seen with.”

3. Resolution - This quote doesn't need an explanation and I'm hoping you won't need this resolution
As Best Said By - NeNe from RHOA "Close your legs to married men"

2. Resolution - YOU come first
As Best Said By - Carrie from SATC "Don't forget to fall in love with yourself first"

1. Seriously - try to stick to your resolutions, we're only a few hours into 2013 - but if all else fails just live life with this mentality
"What happens in cabo stays in cabo" ; )

Happy New Year!!!

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