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Laugh out your sorrow Always put a smile on your face, forget about the sorrow

. Someone asked me " is it only sโ‚ฌx we can give or have with our girlfriends when they visit us..๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†i just laug...
14/05/2024

. Someone asked me " is it only sโ‚ฌx we can give or have with our girlfriends when they visit us..๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†
i just laughed and give out my thought ๐Ÿ‘‰... My Brother !๐Ÿ˜ŠIf you have a Bae๐Ÿ‘ง Invite her to your roomโค. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack ๐Ÿซ)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets take some pics๐Ÿ“ท make Video๐Ÿ“น and watch Some Movies๐Ÿ“บ. Then look her deรซp in her eyes ๐Ÿ˜ Tell her U lลve her.
Later on play some Music๐ŸŽผ, sing ๐ŸŽคfor her so tรชrriblรซ Make her laugh๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰Hold her hands, Dance for her. Make her fฤ“el free to be around you. Let her wear your T-shirt when she wants to๐Ÿ™ˆ I know it will be big size to her(some sha) then laugh at her ๐Ÿ˜‚ till she gets aรฑgry ๐Ÿ˜’ Then cรบddle her for few seconds. Then play with her๐Ÿ”ฅ
What ever you'll be playing๐ŸŽฎ Let her win When she's winning, Hold her tight ask her who is the boss bae?๐Ÿ™ˆ I know she'll say your Bae๐Ÿ˜ Then kรฏss her on the forehead๐Ÿ˜˜ When she's about to leave. Let her leave with your favourite T-shirt๐Ÿ‘•. Let her have your Phone๐Ÿ“ฑ. When you accompany her ๐Ÿ‘ซTalk with a sรคd voice "Babe I'll mรฏss you" ๐Ÿ˜” Kรฏss her forehead more than twice๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜. Hรผg her for 1 minute. It won't be easy for her to chรชฤt on you๐Ÿ’”.
Brother๐Ÿ˜Š if your lady๐Ÿ‘ง visits, it doesn't have to be all about sโ‚ฌx๐Ÿ‘™. They also need to spend some time with you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ
Ladies๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง am I communicating??๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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1. Instead of me using GLO network to browse, I'll rather trek to Google office to get the information. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’2. Wh...
24/04/2024

1. Instead of me using GLO network to browse, I'll rather trek to Google office to get the information.
๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

2. When I buy my first car,๐Ÿš™ the plate number will be๐Ÿ˜’

"E shock you"๐Ÿ˜Œ
๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

3. Stop saying "water don pass Garri" ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Say" the proximity of H2o has exceeding the molecule volume of the granulated cassava flakes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

4. Falz : bahd
Olamide : baddo
Davido : baddest
*
Tinubu : haha...hold my beer๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

5. Some girls will be like:
Baby, why you treating me like this
I no understand, is he a nurse?
๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

6. Now I don get reach 1kfor my account I need two mopol to come guide me
๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

7. I taught I heard it all...until one Ibadan girl
*
baby where is my April fool gift.*
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

8. No dey send me motivational quotes... Send me MONEY๐Ÿ˜‘
๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

9. Broke people are so cute๐Ÿ˜
Just take a look at me๐Ÿ™ˆ
๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

10. Chai!!!๐Ÿ™† Some guys Sha imagine he save her number as Abigail Gonorrhoea
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

11. ๐ŸŽถ"I dey feel am, she dey feel am, e dey sweet am, Panelbeat am"๐ŸŽผ

Omah lay is not a musician.
That Guy na MP3 p**n star๐Ÿ˜‘
๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

12. My wedding vow is going to be very simple and short
"Babe look me well, no let me regret weytin I dey do today"๐Ÿ˜’
๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

13. Some guys will be pressing breasts like Eba.
*
Must you always be destructive??
๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
Mtcheeeww I will still post even if you don't react๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
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Who see the big mistake here๐Ÿ‘‡
22/04/2024

Who see the big mistake here๐Ÿ‘‡

Once in a while, remove N3,000 from that N5,000 Naira in your account. Take a walk to the Woman or Mallam selling Roaste...
22/04/2024

Once in a while, remove N3,000 from that N5,000 Naira in your account.

Take a walk to the Woman or Mallam selling Roasted chicken or fish and order for 2 laps of chicken or one plate of fish.

Tell her to package it in a "TAKEAWAY".

On your way home, buy Hollandia yogurt, or any good yogurt, or coke, etc

When you get home, Lock your door, off your clothes,

Put "I can't kill myself" by Timaya or any of your best songs.

Please don't sit on the chair, spread on the floor and make sure you tear that chicken/fish as you listen to the song.

Then dilute it with the Hollandia/other drink.

One thing you need to know is that, Problem no dey finish for this world.

So no kill yourself trying to solve everything without taking a break to relax and enjoy your life.

Many people ended up in the grave without eating 10% of their sweat. Look after yourself first before anything else. A dead person doesn't hustle again.

God will surely make a way.

...................................๐Ÿ˜‚1. The Day My Crush Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rats๐Ÿ€ In My...
21/04/2024

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1. The Day My Crush Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rats๐Ÿ€ In My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling๐Ÿ˜ญ

2. I bought my first car at the age of 2, don't mind me, i'm just trying to be a motivational speaker๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ

3. A real man will sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11 for his girlfriend๐Ÿ™„

4. That awkward moment you want to send your boyfriend a love message that will make him h***y and you mistakenly send it to Daddy instead of Daniel๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฒ oh fada lawd take my soul

5. Guys don't mind me in that number 3 I was drunk when Iโœ… wrote it๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

6.You took my girlfriend and still send me a
friend request,
_Broz , do you want to eat my data too?โ˜น๏ธ
Just asking oh๐Ÿ˜

7. MOM: Why is your result so bad?
ME: Bad things happens to good people
Or what do you think?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

8. I wasn't planning on becoming a comedian, but since girls has been refusing to reply to my messages, I jumped into comedy, now see my life!!! Eleven year old children are now sending me friend request as if am selling pencil and eraser๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

9. When I was in primary school, I never knew the Nigerian national anthem was in English language.
Back then, it used to be like:
Araiz oh compamshown
Najeriya skolobey
Tusa awa fadaslan
witlo an sley anfe
Dale bo of awahirosfa
Shaleba vi inves
Tusa tusa awa mayt
Worle shobon in frido
Pisan yunitiโ€
Hehehe, donโ€™t laugh at me, I know u also sang it like that.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

10.Imagine u are in the toilet pooing and NEPA suddenly took there light and something leak ur nyash
How far...... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

11.The reason Why I don't cheat is because I talk too much, I might end up telling my partner Who am cheating with by mistake ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.The prรธblem we have in Africa is after they've finished reading ur jokes and laugh, they hฤrdly like or comment nor even appreciate the person๐Ÿ˜๐ŸคฃWhen I was young I used to think nurses are doctors wives..

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20/04/2024

๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃAM BACK๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™ˆ
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚FOR MY ACTIVE FAMS ONLY ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

1. At my age I still dodgรซ when thundรซr strikes๐Ÿฅฒ Itโ€™s not that Iโ€™m evรฏl but just in case of mistakรซn identity...๐Ÿ˜’
You know anything can happen in Nigerรฏa!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2. Today I said I want to smรถke w**d and see how I will feel๐Ÿ˜’; just as Iโ€™m about to light ๐Ÿ”ฅ the w**d, my mom called me๐Ÿ˜ณ, then I kept it back... Only to come back and met my granny twรซrking ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜ณ
Can someone please explain whatโ€™s going on ? ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

3. A Chinese couple had a blaรงk baby and they named him โ€œSum Tin Wongโ€ ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

4. AMERICAN: โ€œOhh, heโ€™s gone!!โ€ ๐Ÿฅบ
AFRICAN: โ€œWhen I saw him licking oranges and eating groundnuts yesterday, I didnโ€™t know he was saying goodbye ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

5. We canโ€™t even find our Secondary School friends on Faceboรถk again๐Ÿ˜’, because โ€œFavour Blessingโ€ is now โ€œLa Favy La Crushโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6. This country sef ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Nรฏgeria) we play too much!!!๐Ÿ™„
How can Babalawรณ be attending YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
7. Men bewarรซ!! ๐Ÿ™„

Never date a lady with a screen-cracked phone...๐Ÿ˜’ If she can breรคk her own phone and feel normal, whatโ€™s special about your heรคrt? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. Nothing person eyes no go see for Nรฏgeria๐Ÿ™„......
That is how I saw 8O years old wรถman praying... โ€œoh Lord I shall not dรฏe prematurรซlyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

9. The Kekรฉ I entered yesterday wanted to overtake a trailer๐Ÿ™†. The trailer bloรงked him...
The next thing, the Kekรฉ man started warnรฏng the trailer driver โ€œI will jam you oo!โ€๐Ÿ˜ณ

That was when I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination...๐Ÿ™„ You wan jam wetin? I no wan dรฏe yet oo, Favour still need me ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10. Lord, Iโ€™m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reรกding this Post, May You Do a Mรญracle for them that Never Expรฉcted it will happen!!!!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ข

Hope I have Made your Blessed Sรถul Brightened๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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19/04/2024

๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜ LAUGH OUT STRESS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1" A Girl Sฤ“arched 0n (Google) I'm 19 & I'm prฤ“gnant. How do I tell my parents?
Google: If you can open your legs, then why not your mouth?๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

2" *You see that tiny feelings you usually have when a man is touching you, that's your sense leaving your body ooh*๐Ÿ™„

3" There is no record of a female angel in the bible.. Ladies if any guy calls you Angel,, trust me he is a Fฤlse prophet.... ๐Ÿ˜†

4" Some girls once they get married, every other girl becomes a rลซns girl. meanwhile they were in active service before they retired.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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5" I don't understand some ladies๐Ÿ‘ญ oh how can u be telling a married man ๐Ÿคตto promise u not to brฤ“ฤk ๐Ÿ’” ur heฤrt, My Dear if he can chฤ“at on his own wife ๐Ÿ‘ฐ My Sister who are u???
Any way let me mind my businฤ“ss!!๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

6" I hฤtยฃ men who ask a lady from a group to hฤซt their inb0x๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’.
Ladies if you also hฤte this kind of men please inb0x me and let discลซss what to do about those men? I hฤtยฃ Nรธnsense ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’†

7" Confusiรธn Is when you Stรธle a meat from the pot and forgot whether the Pot was Fully Covered 0r Half Covered๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8" My crush just posted a new pic, plยฃฤse hฤ“lp me with the spelling of Gojas

As in "you look Gojas"๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚

9" No matter how a lady smiles inside a bus๐ŸšŒ, i won't smile back๐Ÿ˜Žuntil she pฤys her transport fare ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

10" People will always pronounce Nลซrse as Nerse, Until there is an emergency in D hรธspital U will be hearing Nosu, Nosu ooo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

11" If you want measure someone's strength, try and push the toilet door while they are still using it.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

12" If you like snap pics of you pounding fufu or fetching fire wood, they already know who to marry. Wife materials everywhere....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

13" You are busy saying heartbrฤ“ak is pฤinful, has padlock fell on your leg before?๐Ÿ˜‚

14" I am proud to be a member of FACEBOOK FREE MODE ASSOCIATION (FFMA), our motor is SEE PICTURES LATER ๐Ÿ˜‚ any member here๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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17/04/2024

๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃGOOD MORNING OO๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
1. I Pledge To Nigeria Una Country
If I Loyal Make I Bend๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
2. "Life is like Eba, only people that have garri
can make it. Believe
3. Finally, my relationship status has changed
from Single to Abandoned๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
4. I grew up thinking satan was under the ground.
Not knowing we are dating them
5. Loyal girls still exists, is just that their
Bu**um is not big๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
6. You fit dey fast make dey serve you
breakfast
7. Are you bored?
Let's catch some fun....๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
You'll send all the money u have in your account
to me, then you'll now beg me to send it back
8. Try baff before u sleep๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
Make body odour no pursue angel wey dey guide
u
9. Na God save me today
I almost open "I'm not fine" message๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
10. Once you stop dating them,they will be like l
have plans for you but you messed up.
O Shey, Event planner๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
11. Jehovah Witness Go Igbo Man Shop To Preach
2 Am
Igbo Man Convince Am To Buy Umbrella๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
12. Is like all this mosquitoes had resumed back
to work, let me drink small sniper and use the
rest to rub my body๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
13. My Ex:y didn't you pick my calls
Me:I don't have Airtime Ni๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
14. Only five minutes wey Adam leave Eve for
Garden, she follow snake go hook up even carry
takeaway come back.
Women sef๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜
15. Because I never buy iphone
I plug my itel Dem remove am plug torch
16. When bone hang in ur throat
America: rush him 2 hospital๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Nigeria: cut big fufu use push am down
17. The day I will enter plane , when we reach
up, I will cut small cloud, put it inside nylon and
bring it back home๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž

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16/04/2024

ร€รฑรธthรฉr Gbรฉdรบ Dรธรฑ Lรกnd ๐Ÿ˜‚

1. How many of you can beat your chest๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ and say "I don't cheat on my partner?" As for me,I have chest pain๐Ÿ˜Ÿ, hope you guys understand?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

2. Am asking you out and you are asking me if I have a girlfriend๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„. Have you ever seen some one going to buy new shoes๐Ÿ‘Ÿ barefooted?๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

3. Guys๐Ÿ™‡ before you marry any woman ๐Ÿ™allow her catch you cheating if she don't kill you,then marry her.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

4. Apart from skipping my post when you see them, what other wicked๐Ÿ™„ thing can you do for a living?๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’
Kindly change oo ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

5. Ladies ๐Ÿ™will be calling guys ๐Ÿ™‡baby and still ask them for money๐Ÿค‘, please do babies๐Ÿ‘ผ have money?๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

6. Please I need a new female bestie, the old one is already SicK she's vomiting maybe it's malaria and typod.๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7. Facebook is for happy people.... don't come here and catch feelings thinking we posting about you ๐Ÿšซ

8. If she request for Brazilian hair๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’,my brother, tell her to sing Brazilian Anthem before you buy for her.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Over Wisdom Dey Worry Me Chai๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

9. Guys๐Ÿ™‡ please,if you ask her to sleep over๐Ÿ˜ด and she refuse, don't force her. Some of them still urinate on the bed till today.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

10. Ladies๐Ÿ™.... Not all guys ๐Ÿ™‡who call you in public want to date you, some just want to tell you that your Bra Hand is Dirty and its showing.๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

11. Some girls๐Ÿ™ will be like,"I can't date a broke guy"๐Ÿ˜’ but your father ๐Ÿคตis still owing bride price.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

12. I Sold My Freezer Worth 170K For 17K
You Still Get Mind Dey Call Me Say The Freezer Dey Shock You
The Price No Shock You?๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น

13. I'm shy I'm shy but you eat one plate of catfish pepper soup finish ๐Ÿ˜.
If you are not shy nko, you will finish all the fish ๐ŸŸ inside the pond ๐Ÿค”.
Continue ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’The Lord ๐Ÿ™Œ is your strength ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

15/04/2024

Girls if you no have boyfriend na you cuz am cuz they toast you na u donโ€™t accept
Hope you don see that na you cause am๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‚

15/04/2024

๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ“ธ TIME TO LAUGH ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚
Laugh with me
1..I dey always greet people wey dey share rice for party like 50times
No b becos of food oo๐Ÿ™ˆit's becoz am nice ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

2..Normally, Tattoo dey only fit people wey get money,
But if you are broke,๐Ÿ˜œ
You be c**ultists๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

3..Kissing is an emotional thing,
If you are kissing her,and she doesn't close her eyes,
My brother, that girl is a t*hief๐Ÿ˜‚

4..Never give up in this life..๐Ÿ™
If David can use only one s"tone to k*ill Goliath,๐Ÿ™ˆ
Then everything is possibleโ˜บ๐Ÿ˜‚

5. The job of a herbalist is a very difficult one.. U make others rich while u sleep inside the Bush.. D devil is an idiot
๐Ÿ˜

6. "Anything for you baby"

That was how Samson destroyed himself by telling Delilah the secret of his strength.

Be vigilant my brother

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

7. *Dating a girl with a big head isn't a problem. The problem is, when she wants to lie on your chest, you will feel as if you are carrying the entire Arsenal problems.๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. Nowadays, it's very hard to see food in the dream

If you're lucky to see fufu, you won't see soup ๐Ÿ™„

9. My friend called me this afternoon and asked what I was going to cook๐Ÿฅ˜ for dinner
I told him whole chicken,he came and saw me boiling one egg๐Ÿฅš and now he is angry,I wonder what he was thinking ๐Ÿคฃ

10. Because they said 'SAY NO TO ALCOHOL๐Ÿพ, U now turn it in a glass and shout 'NO' before drinking,, your case will be tabled on Sunday at Kolomental Empire
11. There is this song๐ŸŽถ that is so confusing in church, after this line "YAYI YAYI YESU YAYI" boom,the whole church will start speaking in tongues ๐Ÿ˜‚

12. ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ REMINDER ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ I don't get paid for posting but i do to make you guys happy ๐Ÿ˜, please don't go without reacting, commenting and sharing( that's encouragement) God bless you โค๏ธโœ… likes, comment and share

13/04/2024

Your dad kept 80 million with you and the next day he died
Good news or Bad news ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

12/04/2024

Mathematics time if Bayo๐Ÿ‘Œ has 32 teeth ๐ŸคŒand he insulted ur mother๐Ÿ™† in front of u๐Ÿ’ฏ
how many teeth will remain!!๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฃ

11/04/2024

Instead of writing "Knowledge" as "Nolej" they decided to waste letters and make life difficult for us. What even annoys me most is the word "Queue". Just wondering what the rest of letters are doing after Q. ๐Ÿ˜

10/04/2024

Wishing all Muslim faithful a joyous Eid El fitr Celebration in Peace, Happiness cm abundant blessings๐Ÿ‘
๐Ÿ’ซ

09/04/2024

No guy is stรฎngy, itโ€™s either he doesnโ€™t have it or you donโ€™t deserve it. Guys how is the volume ?๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท

MORNING DOSE Since morning this is the problem we have been solving๐Ÿ˜‚2. Stop leaving little children at your shop...., I ...
09/04/2024

MORNING DOSE

Since morning this is the problem we have been solving๐Ÿ˜‚

2. Stop leaving little children at your shop...., I bought 10 cups of rice with just 50naira this morning

I brought 100naira and they make it 30cups ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

3). I pity those students wey dey study law, for country wey no get law ๐Ÿ˜’

nah man you be ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

4) . Nah football we dey argue ,which one be say Ronaldo one leg of Shoe fit Feed my entire family ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ

5). Tony, you traveled to Canada, and they sent you back to Nigeria, Because you were soaking Garri with Snow ๐Ÿ˜‚

6) Rita, you wey get k -lรจg still dey find bรฒne -straight ๐Ÿ˜’

Rita, your bลne dey straight? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7. Sitting next to your รˆx in church is not the problem,

The problem is when the pastor said, look at your neighbor and say it's not over......

Tony, it is over oh ๐Ÿ˜‚

8. Some people get Mind in this Life ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

Imagine Telling a married man not to break your heart..

imagine the audacity? What are you doing with a married man? Home breaker.

9. 2-bedroom flat with 4 toilet's....... because na s**t i came to s**t for the house abi?๐Ÿค”

10. Real poverty is when someone ask u to send ur account number so that he can help you. But you don't even have any airtime in your phone to send the account number. Chaii your case bad oo ๐Ÿ˜€

Hope you are laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚

If you havenโ€™t followed my page, let me not see you look at this corn and pear not to think of eating it. Itโ€™s for my followers ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

For more ๐Ÿ‘‰Laugh out your sorrowLaugh out your sorrow

Wishing you all a glorious Easter Sunday ๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸฅฐOh yes he has risen....... may the blessings of Easter be upon everyone of us...
31/03/2024

Wishing you all a glorious Easter Sunday ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
Oh yes he has risen....... may the blessings of Easter be upon everyone of us in Jesus name
Happy Easter ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

REALITY OF LIFE: Robbers Entered a House, Ask for all the Money and Valuables.After they collect what they can, they giv...
28/03/2024

REALITY OF LIFE:

Robbers Entered a House, Ask for all the Money and Valuables.
After they collect what they can, they give the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or he be shot himself.
The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him.

He hands back the gun and says, โ€œI am sorry I canโ€™t do thisโ€ฆ

The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife to kill her husband.

The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husbandโ€™s head and pulls the trigger. But at last, the gun had no bullets in it. The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION.
1). If you were the man, how would you react towards your wife ???

2). If you were the wife, what explanation can you give to your husband ???

3). If you were invited to bring peace between this couple, give your sincere advice.

27/03/2024

As a Woman ready for Marriage,
List just 3 things a Man can benefit from you.

He's Reading.

Good morning everyoneBlessed Tuesday to you all Love from Laugh out your sorrow
26/03/2024

Good morning everyone
Blessed Tuesday to you all
Love from Laugh out your sorrow

WHO IS AT FAULT ๏ผŸA man returned from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife.When done,...
25/03/2024

WHO IS AT FAULT ๏ผŸ

A man returned from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife.

When done, he went straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink, only to find his wife there looking for something in the fridge. He asked his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen, when they've just finished making love.

His wife screamed: "Aahh! That was my sister in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived, so I let her sleep in our room".

Alarmed, she ran to her sister and asked her why she didn't say anything, when her husband was making love to her.

Sister replied: "you know say, me and your husband no dey talk.
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Who is at fault here???
1. The wife who allowed her sister into her matrimonial bed
2. A husband who couldn't differentiate between wife and sister inlaw.
3. A sister inlaw who couldn't stop brother in-law from having s*x with her..........
NO SENTIMENT!

23/03/2024

On my way to zambisa
I need ur advice should I come back or I should continue my journey
๐Ÿš•๐Ÿš•๐Ÿš•๐Ÿš•๐Ÿš•

Heartbroken BUT FINALLY I'M FREE๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญA lot of you knew who I was in a relationship with and some did not know, but finally...
21/03/2024

Heartbroken BUT FINALLY I'M FREE๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

A lot of you knew who I was in a relationship with and some did not know, but finally Its over๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

Yeah! I am SINGLE !!
I repeat I am SINGLE!!!

I've decided to speak out and put an end to the rumors.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜

For those who speak ill about it, this is what happened, you must know that my relationship was difficult, but today I am informing you all that we are no longer together๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” several times it felt so good, and I had a lot of fun.

I felt good whenever we are together ๐Ÿ‘ซ, I cannot deny I really like the feeling and I was very happy.

I am not going to deny that things weren't as we thought so we decided to part ways in order to be happy๐Ÿ‘ฅ.

We tried to stick together but it just didn't work.

So..! For a while now, ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ช I've ended my relationship with Coke, cake, Chocolate๐Ÿซ, Ice-cream, fanta, hollandia yoghurt, Lolipop ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ, and other unhealthy foods ๐Ÿฒ, spaghetti sef ๐Ÿœ even poverty sef.

You sabi read wetin no concern you.

See how you concentrate dey read๐Ÿ˜‚ chaii, Amebo I hail ooo๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃdis is crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

Copy and paste on your wall to confuse the monitoring spirits on your list..
๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Amebos๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
I dey my house come beat me๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Likes, Share and Comment pls
Follow my page for more ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

18/03/2024

Every situation in life is temporary. So when life is good, make sure you enjoy and receive it fully. And when life is not so good, remember that it will not last forever and better days are on the way.
It's another week here again to do meaningful thing
This week might just be the week we have been waiting for....
Be intentional ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

16/03/2024

Life doesn't allow us to go back and fix what we have done wrong in the past, but it does allow us to live each day better than our last.
Happy Weekend to you all๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ
LaLaugh out your sorrow

She knock the door, I kept quiteShe push it and come in, i kept quiteShe came inside the room, I kept quiteShe sat next ...
14/03/2024

She knock the door, I kept quite
She push it and come in, i kept quite
She came inside the room, I kept quite
She sat next near to me, I still kept quite
She romanced me, I remained quite
She undressed herself, I kept quite
She removed my shirt , I kept quite
She kiss me deeply, I kept quite
She removed my trousers and boxers
imagine , I still kept quiet
She climbed me, I remained quiet
She start ridding me slowly and slowly, I
kept quiet
She continued with the practice, I kept
quiet
She climb down and dressed up and went
away, I kept quiet
Now she is here telling me that she is
pregnant
What should I do?

Forget Ur worries
Follow this page for more please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

11/03/2024

I can't wait to have twins oo
So that I will name them
Aims and Objectives or Rules and Regulations
What about you??

Stop depending on salary or palliative. This business can give you 900k in 2 months๐Ÿค”One baby snake is about 3k and one m...
11/03/2024

Stop depending on salary or palliative. This business can give you 900k in 2 months๐Ÿค”

One baby snake is about 3k and one mature snake fit born 30 at once.

So if you have like mature 10 snakes and they born 30 each. 30ร—10ร—3000 = 900k.

Later now una go say I no dey drop update. Thank you.. don't mention, what are friends for
๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿคผ

Happy New Week ๐Ÿค—
Make it intentional ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Good morning Laugh out your sorroww
07/03/2024

Good morning
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