11/04/2024
with the death of oj i wouls strongly implore those close to khloe kardashian to check on her since she just lost her daddy, she probably is not okay
Some bored stoners once got a microphone and a podcast and now we have a page
with the death of oj i wouls strongly implore those close to khloe kardashian to check on her since she just lost her daddy, she probably is not okay
well now, let's have a look here. 122 episodes and 420 listens later, wait a minute we hit 420 listens, oh s**t!!!!! for a crew all about that 420 this is delightful!!!!! we been seshing for a while and always happy to have ya'll come on and slide thru for a listen or two to listen to our silly ass show. always a pleasure to do this and even more so with the bowl mates and we haven't even gotten to episode 420 yet. oh yeah we got that coming up soon as well, but we will get to that soon. we feeling good right now. know i am.
711..........why do you have big bite flavored sparkling water????
Phat dabs fan space for the week, tell us something about harry potter, besides the author, that you don't like or a story arc that got under your skin or something that made no sense to you. since a part of our episode this week is about harry potter slander, we would love to hear what you have to say about this series.
new phat dabs segment in the works thanks to this previous weeks episode, so here's the deal ladies and gentlemen. we have decided to take a fanfic from whatever genre you choose to read and have a good laugh at for your amusement. all we need to know is what you would like your favorite bowl mates to read for your amusement and our trauma. from video games to anime to your favorite shows, let's pick one and wonder what the f**k is wrong with this fandom together. sound fun?? sound good??? you smoking??? well then let me talk to ya.
Should you ever get lost
In your travels of ambition
Should you ever wander
Into a realm of complacency
Follow the light
That cuts through the smoke
For your journey has begun
A odyssey you must embark
Mark every step you take
For your travels will be mythologized
Should you be the one to make it
For any race
Any class
Any creature
Be it human
Be it fairy
Be it orc
Be it elf
Be it dwarf
All are eligible
Yet only one will be worthy
To take the seat
And cement their people’s new era
Upon the crystal throne
Your desperation will fuel its glow
Your ambition will blind you
To the reality of the fool’s errand
That is being ran
For once again
Every race
Every class
Every being
Is eligible to reach for the throne
As with any myth
Everyone is eligible
To reach for a throne
That you can never attain
Wishing to get away from your kingdom for a minute???
Longing for a reprieve from living your life for a while???
Well allow us to make a suggestion
Should in your travels while you follow the light
Of the crystal throne
Take the other route in the fork
And soon you will end up here in the hybrid city
Looking for the finest long leaves in the land???
Ask around for sativa
Looking for a pub where ale is endless
And the wenches with the phat calves are abundant
Indica’s pub is where you wish to go
Every village represented
From the fairies of the purple haze forest
To the elves of the marijuan mountains
The hybrid city has the best of everything
All for those willing to make the trip
Whatever stories you might hear
Whatever curiosities you might have
Should all be seen for yourself firsthand
Rather than be told by third party
Peace be your journey
And goodwill to the traveler
We will see you soon
Long leaves
Crystal resin
Both equal a good time here in the land of smoke
Every race
Every creature
All in an endless cycle of battle
All the fighting
All the destruction
All the stains on your soul
All that mire on your mind
Please believe a merchant when he tells you
These two things go quite a way here
Yet i myself
Sativa the merchant
My apologies for not introducing myself sooner
Yet setups and whatnot
See past that and
Dare i say another path
Branched completely from that one
You see the denizens of the land of smoke
Merely see these two things as an escape
A reprieve from a life of trauma and tribulations
I see these two things
And i see gold
I see currency
I see opportunity
I see that i have the finest smoke in the land
I also see the hybrid city
And i see the finest colored long leaves
I see crystal resin that will with one puff
Will send your soul to the site of sesh
The original site at that mind you
I see the good times you seek
And i possess the means to have them
So if on your travels
You ever happen to come to the hybrid city
Ask around for sativa
Yet always remember
You can have the best high in your life
You just won’t get it for free
My dreams are always cast in a sea of blue
Setting my troubles to sail away
My eyes remain a shade of crimson
For my troubles can no longer return
And from my blue dream
I can no longer awaken
These are the words eternally spoken
By the denizens of the blue dream kingdom
A kingdom beset by an azure haze
Giving its residents the illusion
Of its finest hour
Of a golden age that spanned
Long before the first spark of life
Long before the discovery of the crystal throne
An illusion fine grained of finer times
Their eyes of crimson remain open to the deceit
Their minds longing for a reprieve
From a dream of blue
For which they can never awaken
Take me away
Take me away from the battles
Take me away from the blood shed
Take me away from the innocents slaughtered in the name of ambition
Take me away from the flames of war
Take me away from the haze of conquest that violates my soul
Take me away from all of it
The fog of war has blurred my vision
To the point that even the light of the crystal throne
Could not guide me back home
And to be frank
After all i’ve done
Is a return home even warranted at this point
For i can wash the blood from my hands
Yet i cannot satiate the sorrows that swirl in my mind
The terrors that only man can experience
When two opposing ideologies are willing to impose
Another man’s will upon another
Well no more of that
Nay
There is a different path to my journey
One that goes past the crystal throne
Past the avarice of kings who delude themselves to be gods
No
I will never pick up my sword and shield in the service of madmen again
I no longer wish to see the black smoke of destruction
No
I wish to feel the smoke from the crystal rig as the finest resin hit my lungs and brain
I could not think of a finer reprieve from a life of battle
No matter where these travels may take me
The site of sesh awaits
ladies and gentlemen vai and voe alike it's your storyteller, that original gerudo sliding through to let you know that he will be taking a little break from playing tears of the kingdom this evening to share with you his five favorite legend of zelda games. perhaps tears of the kingdom will end up in the favorites one day. time will tell. but i will leave the comfort of air conditioning and the trading post to freefall back home to the valley once more for the once more. roll one up pack a bowl whatever you do and have a smoke break with your teller while he tells you his favorite zelda games. hell if you a zelda fan listening feel free to drop your favorite zelda game in the comments. smoke a nug and sip a noble pursuit with your teller tonight. he'll be waiting for you in the valley.
so yeah for those who know us and for those that don't, we finally decided to make a page for our podcast. for those who have enjoyed our show so far, sit back and relax roll up a thick one and heat that banger up because we always got some good smoke and some silly s**t to talk about. from countdowns to sesh talks to even telling you who which characters can't smoke with us. we got enough silly s**t on this mic to keep that buzz gong we promise. but stay tuned and tune in to what we put out here and what we also put out on spotify. also feel free to come join the sesh at any given time. we will be lighting one in the gerudo valley.
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