John Wynn - The Funny Asian

19/01/2023

Comedy show at Undergrounds Coffeehaus in Fort Lauderdale! Friday 1/20 at 8pm! Come out for a fun night of stand-up comedy with the winner of the 2022 World Series of Comedy!

23/12/2022

Friday Dec. 23, I'm headlining at Grand Comedy Club in Escondido! Two shows, one night only!

27/10/2021

19/03/2021

Laughs for Enzo - Comedy for a good cause! Tuesday April 6 at the Miami Improv! Two year old Enzo has been diagnosed with leukemia and all proceeds from ticket sales will go to his family. Come out for a hilarious show and laugh for Enzo!
Link to tickets in comments!

07/12/2020

Zoom show Saturday night! Link in comments.

05/12/2019

Thursday night in main room at Flappers! Discount tix in comments.

17/10/2019

Not gonna lie, but Kim Jong Un looks f*cking hot in that horse pic.

17/10/2019

Stoked to be performing on Comedy in English in Santa Monica this Saturday 10/19 at 8:30pm! Hope to see you there!

31/08/2019

At Six Flags Hurricane Harbor right when they opened and I’ve only seen two loose band-aids. Need to see three more to know I got my money’s worth.

29/07/2019

Some dude won $3 million playing a video game. That money will definitely attract women that he can’t please.

26/07/2019

Writing a revisionist historical film with Tarantino as a character, but he has no foot fe**sh.

25/07/2019

Just finished filming a true crime murder re-enactment. Not for a tv show or anything, just my private collection.

29/04/2019

Whoa!! GOT episode three’s ending was amazing. Now I look forward to them fighting the white incels.

27/04/2019

This 20 year old guy sitting next to me at Avengers: Endgame keeps hooting and cheering during the part where he's a virgin.

02/01/2019

First show of 2019 is in Newhall! 1/3/19 at 7pm! Hope to see you there!

http://thursdaysatnewhall.com/10by10/

10 by 10 is a variety night giving ten selected entertainers the chance to take the stage for a ten minute performance of their choosing. Audience members will enjoy storytelling, magic, comedy, improv, music, and other forms of entertainment at this ever changing event. Admission is FREE!

01/01/2019

2019 is going to be the most productive year! Good night everybody.

24/11/2018

Doing a spot here in Valencia tonight at 7pm! Tix available here:
http://comedyinvalencia.com/event.cfm?id=518532

J.R.'s Comedy Club (Inside Mimi's Cafe) 24201 Magic Mountain Parkway Santa Clarita, CA 91355 Telephone: (661) 259-2291Click Here for Directions

10/11/2018

Doing a set here Sunday night 11/11. Free show at 9pm. Hope to see you there!

10/11/2018

Caught my wife watching a freeze frame of Chris Pine’s p***s in Outlaw King. I was like, “Please stop licking the TV”.

28/10/2018

Literally crapped my pants watching Halloween... the original one... on my phone... on the bus.

27/10/2018

Our church welcomes all people. Now, please step through the metal detectors and let our armed guard pat you down.

27/10/2018

I can’t believe CNN killed those Jewish people nine days before the midterms.

26/10/2018

No idea what the bomber's race is, but Megyn Kelly is painting herself that "-face" for Halloween.

26/10/2018

His DNA was on the packages? What idiot masturbates on a bomb?

11/10/2018

Yesterday, I heard an inspiring quote, “Keep giving them you until they want only you”. This will be my new approach to comedy and catcalling.

01/10/2018

This Saturday, I'm performing with other hilarious comics at the Comedy Tent at CalJam 2018! I'm opening for Foo Fighters*. (*I'll be in a two mile radius and 12 hours ahead of them, but still...). If you're there, hope to see you!

26/09/2018

Wife: I worry our daughter won’t be good at math.

Me: Relax, she’s half Asian.

Wife: Thank God, she has a 70/30 chance.

18/09/2018

Haven’t been this traumatized by an NES game since I was groped by Kid Icarus.

07/09/2018

Catchy!

https://youtu.be/kJwQuiZJ7a4

30/07/2018

Upcoming shows in Miami-Dade and Broward! Hope to see you there!