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30/08/2023

Sometimes surprise your partner mbele ya wanzake umpee 1000/= umhug na umwambie Kwa maskio unirudishie 950 🤣🤣🤣

29/08/2023

Jaza form haraka coz deadline ni kesho 😁😁😁

Full Name......................................................
ID No..............................Gender ...................
Phone Number.......................your sign...........
KCSE grade.......................... (minimum D-)
Any special needs.......................[Yes /No]
KindlyAnswer the questions that follows

1. Why do you want to study to be a thief.................................................................
2.Do you have any experience about theft?.................................................................
3. Is there any of your relative that is a thief?................................................................
4. Do you know how to run?[yes/no].................................................................
5. Do you Smoke bhang?..........................................(if no then start smocking)

Qualifications things

1. Mobile phone✓
2.laptop✓
3.KCSE grade (minimum D-)
5.Black suit
6. Boots

Your signature..............................

28/08/2023

🥺 LAUGH WITH ME 😅
YOU MUST LAUGH 😊

A man walked into a restaurant and shoutëd his order aggressively.
“Please give me 2 pieces of chicken 🍗 and give everyone here 2 pieces of chicken each because when I eat others must eat too”😊. So the waiter served everybody their food.
After they finish eating,

the man shoutëd again
“Give me one bottle of whiskey and give everyone here 1 bottle of brandy each because when I drink everyone must drink too”☺️.
The waiter served everyone their drinks
Everybody in the restaurant were really happy
and started hailing him “Emeka the great” 😂

After the man have finïsh drinking, he shoutëd again, “give me my bill and give everyone here their bills too because when I pay my bills everyone must pay their bills too "😂😂😂

To cut the story short😌...
Well Emeka will be buriéd this coming Saturday hope you will attend as well 😂😂😂

01/08/2023

Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the
man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God,
because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is
full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you
surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my
darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and
mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21"Amen."

01/08/2023

A teacher can tell you to write a composition about your self and still give you 03/20,, teacher:is you me? Am I you? Is me you? Is you I? ALAA!!!

18/07/2023

K**a kwenu akuna stima let's gather here

12/07/2023

Ushawai gundua hizi emojis hazinanga mapua 😂😁😨😣😒😡😪😱😯😶😔😰😍😉😈😐except huyu mjaluo🌚

02/07/2023

Mbona akuna wa kuiba books kwa bookshops

26/06/2023

K**a uko poa weka✔️✔️✔️

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