15/04/2024
WELCOME TO KENYA ๐ฐ๐ช ๐๐
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE!
We don't care๐ ๐ ๐!
We are like that๐ ๐ ๐!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help it๐๐๐!
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNA๐๐๐!
-We point at an empty Chair and ask โWho's sitting thereโ?
We are like that๐
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We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "knock knock knock" hodi hapa๐
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We are just like that.
-When there's blackout โก. we go out and check if it's the whole estate.
We are just like that๐
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-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem๐๐๐!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't care๐๐คฃ!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that๐๐คฃ๐
-We can't change, the way we are ๐๐
-We are ๐๐๐คช Kenyans ๐ฐ๐ช
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When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly ๐๐๐.
We are Africans๐๐๐๐๐๐
