09/03/2023
Afternoon Vibes😂🤣😂😂
1" It's not about having a pretty face. The question is "does it match with the colour of ur legs?🤔🙄
2" Stop crushing ❤️on people's boyfriend 👨,tell ur boyfriend to dress well 👔👖👟,eat balance diet 🍗🍖🥣🍝
and avoid w**d 🔥
3" Why is it that they don't use boys for ritual or is it that boys No dey Vomit Beta Money 🤔🤔
4" Bag of rice is now 30k and you are busy doing smile challenge. Why exactly are you smiling for?🙄🙄
5" Dangote - 7 letters.
Otedola - 7 letters
Adenuga - 7 letters. Innoson - 7 letters
Abeg, what's that your name again?😩😩😂😂
6" Calling a fat girl Angel is wickedness.
Can she fly?
please call her Rock of ages
🤣🤣🤣🤣
7" U asked for 2k, I no get. U went to your status and uploaded "Life is a Circle" even if life na Trapezium. I still no get.
🚶🚶🚶
8" Teacher: Text book is 1,500
Satan: Tell ur parents its 3,000
Me: Daddy our text book is 15,000 naira
Satan: Jesus!!🙆🙆😂😂
9" I pity men that argue with women.
How can you be arguing with someone wey water never touch her head for a month now?🤣🤣🤣
10" Teacher: Give me an example of a business failure due to careless management??
Student: A pr******te getting pregnant.
Teacher: Leave my class!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
11" The reason why people don't chat you again is because you always need sub
I won't call names oo. Just saying😩😩
12" Guys if ur girlfriend is beautiful without makeup 💄, u need to b paying her salary for natural beauty.... E no easy.. ladies is d volume 🔊 ok?
13" No matter how scarcity of fuel
There must still be Traffic..😂
14" When you are in a hurry to the kill cockroach in your room,how many times do you miss hitting it?😂🤣
15" Big Brother is a Billionaire.
Laycon is a millionaire.
You that voted. What is that your account balance again
😂😒
16" A date is a meeting between two people who wish to know each other, not an avenue for you to order food you've never eat before🙄🙄😂
17" My sister no man is perfect 🤷just cho
