Funky Shirts Records

20/03/2020

Keymono (2), Dumbmachine - Can We Hear Some Techno After This Track? EP

Official FUNKYSHIRTS001 release page on Discogs. 🤓📀
Still available at TVinyl: bit.ly/3cl4VWC
Meanwhile, stay home and keep it funky !!

Label: Funky Shirts Records - FUNKYSHIRTS001 • Format: Vinyl 12

15/03/2020

What happens when Keymono ingests a dose of MZN to speed up the FUNKYSHIRTS002 cooking process

WARNING: this beat might be more infectious than COVID-19, handle with care.

11/03/2020

Don't hate the player, hate the game 🙌🏻

08/03/2020

We are beyond excited that one of our all-time favourite DJs and appraised godfather accepted to deploy one the most inflammable merchandise on FUNKYSHIRTS001 this week-end.

Note: We gave one pressing to the Parisian funker in order to test and certify the product (in Macedonia, where this is still legal). It was not publicly released yet, we’re still running a few other tests to avoid your speakers’ anticipated death or funxplosion. Be patient!

Meanwhile, we recommend you to PREORDER YOUR COPY NOW CAUSE THOSE MUTHAFUNKERS ARE FLYING LIKE HOT CAKES 😉

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Track id: Keymono - Amantes de la revolución

06/03/2020

This is how it goes down at the weapon factory. Thank you for your professional treatment of the beasts. ❤️🙏

05/03/2020

☢️☢️☢️

04/03/2020

FUNKYSHIRTS001 - Keymono & Dumbmachine - Can We Hear Some Techno After This Track? EP

Official FUNKYSHIRTS001 preview! With a little pre-order link for you to secure one of the 300 limited copies of this trouble-making funkery 😘

Much luv to y'all ! ❤️

PRE-ORDER: https://bit.ly/3cl4VWC FUNKYSHIRTS001 Keymono & Dumbmachine Can We Hear Some Techno After This Track? EP A1. Keymono - CWHSTATT (Put On That Funky Shirt Mix) A2. Dumbmachine - U Are (All

04/03/2020

The Funkrew is excited to announce that test presses have arrived and pre-orders are now up and running! Available here: https://bit.ly/3cl4VWC or upon direct request at Tvinyl's Facebook or Instagram page.

Keep the volume up when playing this preview so your neighbours can funk on it too!

Big love and keep it funky people! ❤️

22/02/2020

B2. Keymono - Amantes de la revolución

Hoping that some of you have survived the recent bombings, we end with an unforgiving Aikido move by the House Master Flash, who assembled this mass-destruction weapon while resisting the military oppression in Chile last year. In the middle of all the revolutionary noise, a light shone onto his eyes and Fūjin set forth to hand him the power to unleash a full-scale tornado destroying every remaining individual and object not giving a funk at the time when FUNKYSHIRTS001 is out. Unfortunately, predictions show that there may not be any survivors left after this one and only the fittest funkers shall remain.

Keymono

FUNKYSHIRTS001 - Can we hear some techno after this track? EP

21/02/2020

Chug it down!

21/02/2020

B1. Dumbmachine - CWHSTATT (raving funky shirt mix)

The machine has arrived and it's taking no prisoners. Experience complete rave-induced euphoria with this filthy 137 bpm beast that's guaranteed to blow up your speakers and make your chin stroke. Every one of the dusty breaks and blistering acid lines got cranked up to the max on this one, just to ensure full-on warehouse destruction. We recommend special caution when deploying this weapon, and we are not to be held responsible for material or personal damages occasioned from playing this piece of wax. Use it at your own risk!



FUNKYSHIRTS001 - Can we hear some techno after this track? EP

20/02/2020

A2. Dumbmachine - U are (all of that)

Brace yourself for impact and surrender to the bassline, because the machine is gonna give it to you raw. Built around a classic vocal sample and a thumping beat, this late-night chugger will annihilate both your local club night and your nephew's birthday. You are certainly gonna need a break after dancing to this Funkyshirts-certified bomb.


FUNKYSHIRTS001 - Can we hear some techno after this track? EP

19/02/2020

A1. Keymono - CWHSTATT (put on that funky shirt mix)

This journey starts with our dear Keymono, who takes us straight to his jiu-jitsu galaxy. His haustistic traits giving him superior abilities in terms of providing eargasmic pleasure to both your soul and ge****ls, he cooked this funkery by mixing some dilated caramelized harmonies with a drop of acid. The rest of the recipe remains confidential until official release, though the House Master Chef himself warns against improper use of this spicy karashi serving as it may likely cause unstoppable funkfire on the dancefloor.

Keymono

FUNKYSHIRTS001 - Can we hear some techno after this track? EP

18/02/2020

FUNKALERT: funkyshirts001 previews are dropping this week and they are gonna hit you hard

17/02/2020

Funkrew member #3: Marc Mesnard aka Funky Shirts MZN aka T’as déjà sucé ma funk six fois aka That guy with curly hair selling records at Tvinyl

MZN is the final product of a funkexperimentation originating from the crossing of two European strains: The French OG and The Swiss Alpine Kush. Though he was originally cultivated on the borders of the Leman Lake (or ‘Lake Geneva’ as some idiots call it), you can now find him grooving around Barcelona notably in the legendary .recordstore. When experimenting with MZN, the initial buzz will feel like having a 70’s soul train banging inside your head. As the trip continues, your body will start reacting with the high levels of Funkadelixotine that MZN contains, and will make your feet and hips get into a raging trance that can last up to 6 hours - though some cases of never ending trance mania have been recorded in the past. A report written by the Funk Institute of Funkery have recommended micro dosing on MZN to people that suffer from the ‘AintGotMoves’ virus.
All in all, MZN is the number one strain when it comes to putting on a bright smile and grooving to some funky beats. He's the one and only Funky P**e Executive.

14/02/2020

Funkrew member #2: Sergi Martínez aka Dumbmachine aka Dumbshirtz aka Rowdy Rave Reverend aka 1/2 of

The bastard offspring of a dusty drum machine and a high-tech cyborg, this superhuman is capable of annihilating any dancefloors in a 10km radius, making him one of the heaviest artillery weapons in the scene. Though he’s been approached by the likes of the US army, NASA, Toys R Us… for using his super powers; he found his true passion in creating the sickest beats for his fellow human followers. An imperfectionist at heart, he thrives when surrounded by tangled cables and all kinds of noise-making devices, relying on the interaction between man and machine to create both futuristic sonic landscapes and classic flavored rave material.

When gearing up for our first EP, Dumbmachine got his shirt together and unleashed all his funkin' power, resulting in an earthquake of sound which we expect will make your needle tumble upon first contact.
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13/02/2020

Funkrew member #1: Damien Monnot aka Keymono aka Funkeymono aka House Master Flash

Stomping his feet on the tatamis of his mother’s womb from his early judoka fetus days, Keymono was born from a mixture of soulful spiritual vibes and rebellious acid rage. Though, troubles arrived when the time came to decide whether to become a traditional jazz pianist sensei or a funkraving warehouse ninja.

An absurd combination of Haribos, California rolls and a trip with the Narcos made him tend towards the latter option while still conserving some of his delicate traits... resulting in a juicy and talented funkery of a producer who will most certainly fool your speakers once the first Funky Shirts EP is out.

12/02/2020

Yo people!

We are proud to funking finally introduce you to Funky Shirts Records, a newborn vinyl only record label set to bring good vibrations and quality music to this planet. Passionate as we are for all kinds of electronic music, we will focus on providing for your precious ears a diverse selection of dancefloor heavy hitters, ranging from groovy joyful House tunes to jerky impromptu Electro tracks… Anything which the Funky Shirts crew approves as proper banger material.

Motto: in a world where quality music is abundant yet most of it remains undiscovered, we, Funky Shirts Records, will strive to break the barriers to make invisible golden bangers come to life.

More information about our future releases and events will drop soon! Much luv and keep it funky people! ❤️

11/02/2020

Funky Shirts Records's cover photo

11/02/2020

Funky Shirts Records