Anonymous Smut

21/01/2022

I will be SHOCKED if this kid don't come outta me asking for some spicy tit milk.

08/11/2021

While I was busy baby showering, was busy becoming the state champion cart racer in his age class.

27/10/2021

04/05/2020

https://soundcloud.com/anonymouss**t/anonymous-s**t-ep4-the-s*x-diary

This week we veer a bit off course and revisit my s*x diary which was published in New York Magazine in 2005.

01/05/2020

I REALLY want to think I could notice this woman cu***ng. Now I miss bars even more.

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30/04/2020

Spolier alert: these are my morning thoughts.

30/04/2020

I mean, it's how I hope I die.

**t *x

28/04/2020

....For an art project?

**t

28/04/2020

1) So many teachers friends...now I'm suspicious.

2) I'm assuming whoever this is is going to TOWN during remote instruction.

26/04/2020

We dropped the ball on recording our next episode yesterday, BECAUSE OF HANGOVER, but we are about to sit down and do so now. Stay tuned for a Sunday Special release (innuendo intended). In the meantime, submit your erotica, confessions, and other naughty bits here.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MTCV8nG3dZhibGGd0tu8HdiNUFBVXXgasb_WNmSFuWY/edit =ACYDBNiHgHklneaxKmJRQr41UpeUG0YMwF63jGEZQrTiSPPlXs9I5vAg2jMD7DRT7zDYY8o

Use this form to submit some s**t (short confessionals may be used for social media posts, longer pieces of writing may be read during future podcast episodes). S**t submissions can include, but is not limited to the following: 1. Fantasies: Anything you find s*xy or have fantasized about, maybe whi...

23/04/2020

I mean, they are nicer undergarments.

22/04/2020

gets me SO MANY PRESENTS! YAY BIRTHDAYS!!!! I got a rad hoop from , 3 bottles of hard to find Creation wine, three BOXES of wine (because you know, quarantine), 2 bottles of bubbly, a bottle of my favorite tequila, my favorite perfume, and a DVD (HAHAHA) of my favorite movie of all time since it's the ONLY way you can actually watch it!!!!

21/04/2020

Anonymous s**t is now available on Spotify, Apple Music, and SoundCloud. Happy listening and don't FORGET to tell your friends! ADMIT YOUR SHAME.

18/04/2020

https://soundcloud.com/anonymouss**t/anonymous-s**t-ep3-confessions
Episode 3 of Anonymous S**t is here! Enjoy your quarantined Saturday night listening to Tom Potts and I discuss several of our favourite we received. Stay tuned for next Saturday's release: Interviews ;)

In this episode we share some confessions shared by you, our listeners, and confess some of our own guilty pleasures and experiences.

16/04/2020

13/04/2020

Silly religion. **t

12/04/2020

Happy Easter! Tom Potts and I are getting a jumpstart on replenishing our sins by releasing Episode 2 of Anonymous S**t, complete with several of our own confessions. You know, for Jesus. Feel free to share and subscribe.
https://soundcloud.com/anonymouss**t/anonymous-s**t-ep2-cu***lding

Today we delve into the world of cu***lding, and debate whether or not chickens are in fact involved.

12/04/2020

I really like the idea of a cm landing pad.

11/04/2020

Sounds fun. **t

11/04/2020

Why not?

10/04/2020

Even if I don't fully comprehend the physics of this, I get the physical appeal.

**t *x *x

08/04/2020

I know it's supposed to be , but I'm a little concerned given that my husband is ....... **t

08/04/2020

Need something to do during lock down? How about writing some erotica?

We have the first 5 episodes of Anonymous S**t planned out, but if you'd like to submit something for a later episode, it's a really fun activity to do on your own or with your partner or roommate, if you have.

Make it a fun game: Start a timer for 3 minutes. During this time, each person involved begins to write. When the timer goes, switch papers/laptops, read what the previous person wrote, and then add to it for the next 3 minutes. Continue on this way until you reach the money shot. Don't like quickies? Each of you can write for longer;)

Consider fictitious writing stories, secret confessions, far out fantasies, fan-fiction erotica (use the last book you read or movie you saw for your characters!), etc. The world of erotica is limitless, especially when you write it!

Thanks to all of you who have submitted pieces so far!

https://forms.gle/6x1iQHgU6omPYPgF9

06/04/2020

Does size matter? ;)

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05/04/2020

New Survey! This one focuses on how people are staying s*xually satisfied during physical distancing! Please take and share!

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/QB9KWV7

Please take the survey titled "S*xual Satisfaction in the time of COVID". Your feedback is important!

04/04/2020

Reading your **t for the
https://soundcloud.com/anonymouss**t

04/04/2020

It's here and it's FU***NG WEIRD! Episode 1 of the **t podcast.

https://soundcloud.com/anonymouss**t

In this episode of Anonymous S**t, we shamefully venture into ... Hogwarts.

04/04/2020

04/04/2020

62% of people who responded to the anonymouss**t survey (dm for link or visit my Facebook) responded positively to questions about exhibitionism, being watched while having s*x, being naked in public, etc. I definitely said yes to all of the above, so here I am.

04/04/2020

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04/04/2020

It's happening! Let the basement recording begin.

04/04/2020

https://forms.gle/qBwmTsNM3c6wsUL96

04/04/2020

This is OBVIOUSLY my new favorite Instagram and Etsy account ever. Who's birthday is coming up? This is all I'm buying people.

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Finishing unfinished hoops
(When I’m not cleaning things that really don’t need to be cleaned)
What are you all doing with all this time?!
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03/04/2020

Here's hoping you just ji**ed all over the place! **t

03/04/2020

Just because you're **t doesn't mean I have to be.

03/04/2020

Definitely in the mood for this shirt today.

03/04/2020

Gloves are useful even outside of the time of and . **t *x