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30/03/2023

Last night rat 🐀fell inside my pot of stew
I brought it out and lick the idiot😏 before throwing it away 🙄 😂

30/03/2023

😢
9 planets
7 continents
195 states...
And i still landed in Nigeria...
😑🤦🏻‍♂️🙍🏻‍♂️

30/03/2023

Repent ooo is not when you see me in heaven you will start shouting ojoro ojoro😒🙂

I swear I go stone you my hymn book🚶🚶

30/03/2023

Change your pad and pants before entering
The swimming pool.
I tell Precious she no gree now she turn water into wine 🙈😅😂

09/03/2023

*N͟O͟T͟ A͟ C͟O͟I͟N͟C͟I͟D͟E͟N͟C͟E͟!*

1. *ADULT* has 5 letters,
so does *YOUTH* .

2. *PERMANENT* has 9 letters,
so does *TEMPORARY* .

3. *GOOD* has 4 letters,
so does *EVIL* .

4. *BLACK* has 5 letters,
so does *WHITE* .

5. *CHURCH* has 6 letters,
so does *MOSQUE* .

6. *BIBLE* has 5 letters,
so does *QUR'AN* .

7. *LIFE* has 4 letters,
so does *DEAD* .

8. *HATE* has 4 letters,
so does *LOVE* .

9. *ENEMIES* has 7 letters,
so does *FRIENDS* .

10. *LYING* has 5 letters,
so does *TRUTH* .

11. *HURT* has 4 letters,
so does *HEAL* .

12. *NEGATIVE* has 8 letters,
so does *POSITIVE* .

13. *FAILURE* has 7 letters,
so does *SUCCESS* .

14. *BELOW* has 5 letters,
so does *ABOVE* .

15. *CRY* has 3 letters,
so does *JOY* .

16. *ANGER* has 5 letters,
so does *HAPPY* .

17. *RIGHT* has 5 letters,
so does *WRONG* .

18. *RICH* has 4 letters,
so does *POOR* .

19. *FAIL* has 4 letters,
so does *PASS* .

20. *KNOWLEDGE* has 9 letters,
so does *IGNORANCE* .
Are they all by Coincidence?

This means *LIFE* is like a double edged sword but the choice we make determines our future.
*“I LOVE THIS ANALOGY"*

- When *GOD* wanted to create *FISH*, he spoke to the *SEA*

- When *GOD* wanted to create *TREES*, he spoke to the *EARTH*.

- But when *GOD* wanted to create *MAN*, he turned to *HIMSELF*.

- So *GOD* said:
*"Let us make man in our image and likeness"*.

Note:
- If you take a *fish* out of the *water*
it will *die*;
And when you remove a *tree* from the *ground*, it also *dies*.

- Similarly, when *man* disconnects from *GOD*, he *dies.*

🔆 *GOD* is our *natural environment*.
We were created to *live in HIS presence.*

- We have to be connected to *Him* because only with *Him* does LIFE exist.

- Let's stay *connected to GOD.*

🔆 Remember that *water* without *fish* is still *water,* but *fish* without water is *not

09/03/2023

09/03/2023

This win will be unforgettable 😓😢

09/03/2023

I took Ashawo to cóurt, Ashawo greeted judge......"Customer, longest time"
🤨🙆😭

05/03/2023

Na only for my country 🇳🇬
You go see pesin 🕴🏼wey dey go from street to street 🚶🏻dey sell book wey talk " How to make Money 💰💵 without stress".... 🤦🏼‍♂️ Me I go be lyk
Kilode?? Why him no read the book??
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

05/03/2023

Na only for my country 🇳🇬
You go see 👀 fish 🐟 inside meatpie... 🙆🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🤣

05/03/2023

My country my country 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
Na only for my country you go see 👀 say pesin 🙋🏻‍♂️ finish to dey withdraw money 💵 from ATM machine 🏧... Him go still count am to dey sure 😔🤦🏻‍♂️.
Because we no trust technology again na 😑😝🤣

05/03/2023

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

😳NIGERIA 🇳🇬 vs GHANA 🇬🇭 😳

Nigeria and Ghana decided to have a drinking competition😳.
A week before the competition, the Nigerian team sent David mandela to Ghana to confirm if the competition will be held🤗.

On arrival, the people of Ghana brought 20 litres of their strongest brewed beer🍺.🙆🙆
David mandela asked if he could taste😏 and he was permitted to🤗.
Instead of just tasting, he finished the 20 litres at once and said🙄 ''This is okay😁... Where is the main drink?''

Ghana people were all shocked😲😲 because nobody had ever taken more than 2 litres of this beer and stood breathing!🙆 Then they asked him, ''Are you among the competitors 😳?"

David mandela said, "Me😎? Nooooo!🤗 I didn't qualify!!"🙅

Ghanaians withdrew immediately.🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂

04/03/2023

My ex sent me a video of her kissing her new boyfriend to make me jealous 😣
Wonderful me😄
I forwarded it to her Dad
😂🚶‍♂️🤷

03/03/2023

Ladies, can u marry a man that is why u go then for in they from ever till let on take??? Can u? 🤩😂😃

03/03/2023

Nigeria and bad roads
U won't believe i mistakenly bit someone's meatpie inside bus today because of gallops... 🤫😁🙉

01/03/2023

I think when God told animals to respect human beings mosquito didn't attend the meeting😂

28/02/2023

😠📣 Some people need to understand that "Come and Eat", is just a greeting 😞... Now they have finished the last garri 🥣 in my house 🏠 🥺😭