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27/12/2022

1. During harmattan seasons,when u shake hands with some people u start wondering whether they walk wit their palm🤣🤣😃😅😅😀😂😂😅😅😀

2 A girl will wear Pad, wear Pant, wear Tight, add Jean trouser nd stil Cross Legs... Sister how Air wan tak enter de CPU😒

3. If you haven't seen your period yet , don't worry 🙃, it could be network problem 😌😌😌😂.

4. Girls that liked us in Secondary School were the realest 😪. No car, No career🙃. Just Ironed Uniform, football Skills and Coconut head 😑🤣🤣🤣.

5. I brought my Bicycle to repair de chain nd de guy is telling me dat de Radiator has stop..🙆🏿‍♂️Lazy youth

6. Am not too good in cooking but at least I know kettle is used for fraying meat😒😒
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

7. When phamotee spoil something
my mom *shouts at me*
When my mom spoils something
Her: *this thing is fake*😐
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

8. If you're ugly, you're ugly!! There's nothing like inner beauty. Have you seen short people walking around saying they have inner height?
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

9. That moment your teacher is letting know that*
*he/she won’t be available tomorrow*
*And you be like :No why ma?*
*But inside your heart you are busy celebrating like nobody’s business*🤣🤣😃😅😅😀😂😂😅😅😀

10. I just finished eating shawama and want to trow the rap away
But non of my neighbor is close to the waste basket
Me troway this thing, I will wait till tomorrow they must see this nylon🤣🤣😃😅😅😀😂😂😅😅😀

11..Wedding ring 💍 is the smallest handcuff ever made so think deep, choose your prison mate carefully and sentence yourself wisely to avoid prison break 😄😄😄😄

I just say make i update you small

12...Those girls doing shakara with ordinary two breast, Dog that has eight nko?😂

27/12/2022

ANOTHER jokes 🤣🤣

1..in every lady's inbox their is always one guy that chart with himself, he says "hello" and reply himself "hi" tomorrow

2..They say money is the root of all evil but poverty is the complete tree they not come and be deceiving us

3...Who else noticed that squeezing maggi this day's is like breaking the walls of jericho

4...I THINK GARRI AND SUGAR SHOULD BE ADDED TO FIRST AID BOX THAT STUFF HAS BEEN SAVING LIFE SINCE 1961

5..D only time I am ever serious with my life is when I am counting de number of zero in money I want 2 transfer

6..Battery full and you expect me to remove my phone from charge when they is still light? It's like you don't know we are in Nigeria

7...I remember the last time I had a brake up i was looking for my shoe in the fridge

8...The way I'm broke now. Am thinking of selling our dog, i will do the barcking at night🦮🐕‍🦺🦮🐕‍🦺🦮🐕‍🦺

27/12/2022

JOKES 🤣🤣
A black man and a white man were seated on plane.
The black man had a bunch of banana, while the white man had a monkey.
The black man wanted to go to the toilet, so he said to the white man “Please watch over my bananas, while I’m gone”.
He went, came back and found out that the bananas were all gone. The white man pointed at the monkey and said, ”your brother the monkey ate all of them”.
The black man smiled and said nothing. Minutes later, the white man said, “Please hold my monkey while I pee”.
He came back and met the monkey dead. He asked the black man what happened and he replied, “This is a family matter, please stay out of it!”

27/12/2022

After Our Exams, I came Back Home with My Result to show My Mom!.
As she saw it 94℅, she Shóuted and said "Favor!!, I know This is A Scám!!, You ádded the "4" to the "9" In the results!, I know You can Néver Have This kind Of résults"🥺

I tried to Explain To Her That I can't Do Such😢, She Said, "She knows how Cúnny I could be in Most time's!!"😟

She Flógged me so Hárd that Night and Didn't Serve Me Enough food, because She Once told Me that If I Fáil this Time áround, She will Púnish Me seriously 😔;
Even When My Dad Came back Also, She Told him, and he bánned Me from Préssing My phone And Watching TV; Chai😢, So My Parents Límited Me, that I can't Make it again!!🥺😭😭😭😔

They didn't Know That I added 9 to the "4" in the Results🤭😂😂😂🙉

24/12/2022

Am gonna be doing my first Christmas giveaway right here on this page SamuelNnamdi😌😌😌

23/12/2022

LET'S TALK ABOUT
"BLESSING THROUGH GIVING." TODAY!!

The book of Proverbs 11:24-25 teaches that those who give freely and generously are blessed and enriched, while those who withhold what they should give will only suffer want. This concept is further emphasized in 2 Corinthians 9:6-7, which states that those who sow bountifully will also reap bountifully.

These passages suggest that giving is not just an act of kindness or compassion towards others, but also has the potential to bring blessings and abundance into our own lives. This can be seen as a form of "sowing and reaping," where the seeds we sow through our acts of giving can bring a harvest of blessings in return.

However, the Bible also emphasizes the importance of giving freely and cheerfully, without expecting anything in return. As Matthew 25:40 teaches, when we show compassion and care for others, we are essentially serving God himself. And as Acts 20:35 reminds us, it is more blessed to give than to receive.

In conclusion, the Bible teaches that giving is a powerful and transformative act that has the potential to bring blessings and abundance into our own lives, while also showing love and compassion towards others. It is an act that should be done freely and cheerfully, without expecting anything in return. Learn to give today 😇😇😌

The Apostle of Love 💝

21/12/2022

I really appreciate those that added me in their prayers.... I really love you guys 🤗🤗💝💝

19/12/2022

The hand of God will save you in that difficult situation 🙏.
Good morning

16/12/2022

Amen oo 🙏🙏😇😇

16/12/2022

Landlord buy goat🐐 Tenant buy cow🐄now landlord don vex increase house rent🤷😂

16/12/2022

As u dey drink garri
Try dey put onion
Make u no blind

16/12/2022

Good morning guys

15/12/2022

Good morning my Facebook Family
May God's guidance and protection be upon y'all through out today 😇😇🙏🙏

15/12/2022

After Drinking Garri Today, I use toothpick to confuse my enemies 😍😂😂😂

15/12/2022

When u r single, nobody likes u. But when u are into serious relationship, boom 💥crushes, admirers, wizards, even ghost appears

15/12/2022

"What has Garri done for you"

ME:▶︎ ●──── 205:05:26

😩🤲🏾❤️

15/12/2022

Who else also noticed this year harmattan is not dry lips but dry pockets?.😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

15/12/2022

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13/12/2022

Airtime giveaway loading 😌😌😌....please invite more friends to follow the page before the giveaway day 😇😇

10/12/2022

Let's reach over 100 followers before then 😇😇😇

10/12/2022

First Airtime giveaway is gonna be massive this Christmas
25th 🔥🔥🔥

18/11/2022

A man who drives his father's car is not entitled to speak in the council of men who own bicycles.

16/11/2022

Even If Yuh Jump This Post

😭..I Wish Yuh A Successful Life🙏🎓🥺

17/03/2022

31/01/2022

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