Jones’n 2 Branch Out

19/07/2024

Maybe I should’ve just kept my damn mouth shut like…. Honestly!!!! 3 cancellations from during this whole trip!!! They ain’t never give us a reason why on ANY of these. If it’s weather they let us know. Nothing for the inconvenience from customer support, s**t is wild. Charlotte is just a no fly zone apparently. Episode 138: No Way Home From No Neck Country is available to listen/ download on Apple podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, & Amazon Music Podcast & Pocket Casts 🎧🎧🎙🎙😆
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04/07/2024

Iight so BOOM, we was supposed to have an episode out yesterday but due to us uploading back in middle of June, we hit our upload duration cap… & my ass ain’t paying for more 😆😅. Only had 17 min remaining or wait till today for the cap to reset. So we went with the latter. Back to uploading, New episode tomorrow & then back to the Mon & Wednesday uploading.

26/06/2024

Episode 135 is available this morning for download. I’d prob add more to this post right but we’re currently at our oldest graduation 😢. Imma post some sound bites later. Something gotta be done bout these grandparents tho. 😆😅 you can hear the episode available on Apple podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, & Amazon Music Podcast & Pocket Casts 🎧🎧🎙🎙😆
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24/06/2024

Ep.134: Too Much Freaky Fiction Going On is now available for download. If somebody can give me a logical reasoning for usage & need for A: Romeo & Juliet Laws in the US & B: Harry Potter College courses. I will begin a OnlyFans Career 😆😅. It just don’t make no sense to me. Check out the latest episode to get the full rundown. Available on Apple podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, & Amazon Music Podcast & Pocket Casts 🎧🎧🎙🎙😆
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16/06/2024

It’s been 282 days since we last uploaded a episode. We wanted to make a return back in September but life was Life’n on Hard Mode with a Broken controller. When we’re at home together we have these moments where we’ll be in a deep conversation & I’ll tell Ly “Yo go plug ya 🎤 up, let’s pod on this” but just didn’t want to stick with the same formula from previous “Season” 😆😅. One day in June I happened to go look at our stats & peeped we were still getting downloads as June 15th & we type BOOMIN in Germany. With all that being said, with our new logo must come more podding. Jones’n 2 Branch Out episodes planning to return this Monday.

15/06/2024

With A New Logo, Must Mean Return To Podding

-Aristotle (I think)

10/09/2023

As promised, the visuals for our Returning episode are available on our YouTube page. Small confession, been using a new video editor & forgot to fix some settings. It’s been a hiatus dammit! Just getting back into things so expect better quality next episode. Link in our bio

08/09/2023

I mean I said we was gonna come back in September, sorry for the wait. We’ve been trying to think of a new schedule for posting & we’re gonna try this layout of First & Last Friday of the month. Our schedules are still lil chaotic at the moment but we cool with this if y’all are. Also we ain’t know if we should pick right back up where we left off with the episodes… then we just said F—k it, 131 it is 😆😅 after almost a whole year off, we back live baby. Visuals will be available on our YouTube page this weekend!

Apologies for the audio sounding a lil off, gotta recalibrate things from the RP days(that’s a topic lol) You can listen anywhere where you listen to podcasts & download

12/11/2022

We know it’s been 2 weeks without a new episode & we just noticed we missed our 2 year anniversary since we started this podcast…. but I think we reached our limit. Between working a full time job, part time job & running a business. It began to become a struggle of timing with things. Seeing as this was more of a hobby than a side hustle for us, we never had a duration of how long we were going to do episodes. At this point Jones’n 2 Branch Out Podcast is closing the book on this chapter & moving on. The next pivot may be a solo project or something with both of us 🤷🏽‍♂️, Ryan ain’t just gon let these wires & equipment collect dust in his wire drawers this time. Talks of streaming have been in the air but nothing in stone yet. We appreciated the consistent listeners over these 2 years and our lil 2,000+ downloads & the few subscribers on the YouTube channel, until next time ✌️

28/10/2022

Goooood Mornin!!!

On this latest episode of the Multiverse Of Madness, Ly comes back to restore the feeling & Ry had to suffer recording this episode like that villain chick from Captain Planet wearing that Jheri curl. On this episode we get into our hassles of finding costumes for our kids & all the surprises that came along with it. Then we discuss influencers just throwing tings at the wall & hoping “half” of them stick & more!

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Visuals will be back on our YouTube channel next week!

21/10/2022

Uhhh Good Mornin!

Lemme not even tip toe round the bulls**t. Yes there was no visuals for the previous episode cuz you know why, ppl don’t care to watch em 😆😅 so Issa dub on the visuals for now. Shhhhit if I didn’t click open a private browser window last night it may have been a dub for the pod altogether tbh. Some thoughts be the best after getting that 🥜 off, I’m just sayin. So due to that, the episode isn’t 100% spicy, just about 50% on the spice… some would say medium. Very minimal editing was done & it was recorded at 2a cuz I fell asleep with no alarm set so therefore no artwork, short pod 🤷🏽‍♂️.

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14/10/2022

Gooood Gloomy Ass Mornin!!! ⛅️

I ain't even gon lie to ya'll, it's a lazy episode Artwork night for me. The gym wore me OUT and my eyes can't stay open for too long on this here PC so deal with it. The birds and the bees talk never happened at my house growing up. I just bought my first condoms after summer school and the rest was history L*L. This episode we get into the growing pains of puberty growing up after our son hit the 13 mark this week. Then we get into some Outrage Marketing that's been going on lately on the interwebs. Speaking of outrage and parenting, how many parents get new J's for their kid and be pi**ed when they scuffed 2 days later? A mom is mad her child's father is not wearing Name brand shoes,

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10/10/2022

For anybody who’s interested!! The visuals for the latest pod episode are available on our YouTube channel. Cut down some of the fluff from the audio portion so it is slightly shorter than the podcast.

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07/10/2022

Goooood Morning!!!
(Excuse the audio issues, we discuss it later in the pod)
Here we are how many episodes deep with artwork & IM just now using DBZ for inspiration 🤦🏽‍♂️. 😆😅 it was a reach for my reasoning anyways 🤷🏽‍♂️ got overzealous after I seen it was 2a & just had to toss it up. Anyways this episode is a lite one… recapping from our weekend attending a family funeral in Connecticut & running into West coast & then asking about Bodega’s & chopped cheese 🙄😒 🤦🏽‍♂️ 😆😂🤣. I (Ryan) did get that chat with my pops… egged on by my mom of course 😆😅 anyways so we discuss that. Some therapy talks for the coming future 🤔 & why is one us so damn Bit**y when running into old friends/coworkers?

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30/09/2022

Gooood Morning!!
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Can’t even do the 🌞 emoji no mo since ever day looks like a London Morning. SAD (Seasonal Affective Depression) is back! & I’m annoyed 😆😅. Never mind that, guess who came back thinkin she 100% 😅 🤧 Snuffleupagu-Alysha!!! 😆😂🤣. Have some of y’all parents been to ya kids Open House yet? Maaaan, School done changed changed! Here we was prepping to stress over New-minati Math but these teachers don’t believe in homework!!! WtF**k?!

Y’all ever have a code switch moment at work? Then get the questions from other employees 👀 👀 yea let’s discuss that 😆😅

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Lemme go plug up my light box too

26/09/2022

https://youtu.be/A3g_2MMPkIA

The Visuals for Episode 125 Are Now available over on our Youtube Channel. You would think the HD version would be ready now since I uploaded this early this morning *Shrug*

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23/09/2022

Goooood Mornin!!

I knew there was something bothering my mood… & I wanna assume it’s cuz I haven’t podded in a min 😆😅 but idk. However w- I couldn’t go another week without picking up this mic 🤷🏽‍♂️. So this episode is a solo solo…hopefully not Michelle from Destiny’s Child Solo solo 😆😂🤣 but wifey/co-host is now sick from the boys so I decided to record late. Kind of an “announcement” episode we’ll see if I can dodge hot grits thrown at me or a frying pan 😆😅. I was about this close 👌🏽 to going on Facebook live this episode too frfr. Next time maybe 🤷🏽‍♂️ we gon 👀

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16/09/2022

Now we ain’t trying to make this a routine thing but we gon have to Posty-Pone tonight’s recording. Dealing with our 2 youngest & them getting sick out of nowhere (it ain’t giving vid signs so that’s a plus). Just felt out of it & tired ourselves… & Ryan had a stressful ass work week so the Gentle Gemini ain’t here 😆😅

We plan doing a make up episode tomorrow but if the boys are home… then Issa Next week for us.

12/09/2022

Meant to post this earlier but got distracted trying to fix a copyright claim 🙄😒. Back to the visuals on the YouTube channel!!! Now look I ain’t get too extra wit everything. Honestly 🤔 some segments bout to get cut for the visuals soon idc who gon stop me? 😆😅

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Sorry For The Break! Ep.124: Back 2 School, 2nd Best Time Of The Year

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09/09/2022

Gooood Mornin!!!

Oh if our old asses could rejoice and do flips on our front yard, we would with school back in session. This prob had to be the loudest summer we had to deal with at home. Now we're back to having a break for ourselves at home and grumpy attitudes in the morning. This week we showed our age starting off the birthday seasons in the house on a Ninja Warrior course. We get into our Branch Binging Bag of course and then take skip down memory lane with First day of school memories. With the Fall season here, out comes the heathens and their eyeballs lookin for grey sweatpants and Ryan's tired of his body being policed and Ly is sore from bedroom shenanigans. Lets get into it.

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02/09/2022

Goood Mornin!!

Who’s kids have gone back to school already? We envy you if they went back in August 😆😅few more days & ay idc what ANYBODY says to you the rest of the year… you can wear white after Labor Day! Cuz we wish a Mitch would say something bout something white I’m wearing. Idk how easy it was back then to keep a white tee clean but right NEOW! That s**t is a Fear Factor challenge after having kids 😢 😆😅

Anyways the latest episode uhhh yeah here imma just put the episode description & maybe the time stamps 🤷🏽‍♂️. It got a lil spicy this one & idk if it was becuz Ly seen my name on a IG page but 😆😂🤣

One of these days I'm gonna learn to avoid bringing up the topics DAYS before we record L*L. The debating that happens between us is worth it for the pod. This episode was giving some Mars Vs Venus vibes... She-Hulk Vs Hulk Anger levels. One can keep it in check while the other is always angry, ya know the shtick. Today what got us going was the Art Teacher that got more curves than a box of crayons. We discuss the importance of separating Career from Personal life on social media. Always we discuss another marriage pod and the translation of "Awake Va**na". Lets' get into the episode

Timestamps:

01:31 - Intro/ Back 2 School is Coming!

04:38 - Branch Binging:
Love Life (HBO Max)
Caught In the Act: Unfaithful (VH1)
Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist (Netflix)

World News

20:04 - AirDrop That C**k to The C**kPit

24:03 - Florida Woman Goes Ocean 2 at Dollar Tree with Her son

31:45 - Explain This Awake Va**na? Not This one But the Term

36:30 - Influencer Vs Role Model: Curvy Ass Art Teacher

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29/08/2022

Ooooooh ngl... I ain't feeling it tonight with the editing for the latest episode... may get posted tomorrow, maybe Tuesday.... maybe next week idk but work today got me out my element sooo on that note...

Who looking forward to the latest episodes here?

I don't see a Like or even a comment, Respectfully

So lemme gon head and put this shoulder up...

26/08/2022

Gooood Mornin!!!

These thumbnails just keep getting weirder & weirder 😆😅. Liiiiisten once you hit a certain age, keeping it vanilla in the room is a-ok… but some of these youngins out here wild’n!!! We talkin MoreSomes, Shroom S*x, wearin collars & all that, We ain’t kink shaming but we just ain’t bout all that.
This episode would be considered a “filler” in anime terms. Got some ideas coming to mind but until then.

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22/08/2022

Like we always do at this time!!! Episode 121 visuals are available to view over on our YouTube channel. Right buttcheek went numb after I came home from work & editing this one 😆😅 check it out, leave a like, Comment & subscribe

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19/08/2022

Goooood Morning!!

As we count down the days until school starts again… a new episode!

This episode started off like a typical episode...then things began to LEAN in a different direction. Women for a long time have be depicted complimenting other women in locker rooms or just trying on clothes and sounds fine. Let the tables turn and a man does something like this... Women will look at him like he needs to check his sexuality. Why is that? Also why is it that none of ya'll told me the audio was crazy sounding the last few episodes? Felt like a one man show on the audio version but besides that we get into these topics today and on why women hold that double standard against men so aggressively. Another weird dysfunctional news week so we head back over to reddit for a TIFU story and we also discuss men shutting down BBL's to get their own PPL (Pe**le Procedure...Lift Idk)

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15/08/2022

Sooooo Why come nobody ain't tell me the audio on the pod version was all messed up...and On the previous episode????? Lol Ah man I was at work mad as hell cuz I ain't know if the audio for the visual portion was messed up as well but lucky enough it wasn't. Therefore I fixed the pod version and the Visuals for episode 120 are Available to view over on our YouTube link if you click the Pic. Leave a like, Comment and subscribe....Next week I'll be sure to make sure the audio is correct before I upload.

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12/08/2022

Yeah you don't know how bad I was stuck on that title, Maaaaan you feel a rush of anxiety hit you and then it just subsides when the issue is minor.... yeah nah. Anxiety washed over in me in a state of Funk because plans got canceled. So due to that change of plans... this is light episode. News is getting crazy again so we decided to discuss some topics like Dad's flaking on you (had to call moms up), TikTok Pranking your children and Receiving compliments feels weird. Let's get into it.

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08/08/2022

The visuals for Episode 119 are available today over on our Youtube channel!!!

Went back into editing and spent a good 3+hours last night cutting out some dead air, man you don't realize the amount of filler words we use getting our thoughts together lol.
Granted it only cut out about 3 minutes from the full episode, some funny edits down this episode so make sure you check out, leave a like and Subscribe. Striving to cut the visuals down shorter than the audio portion soon.

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05/08/2022

Goooood HAWT ass Mornin!! ☀️ 🥵

I ain’t gon lie… idk where I was going with this episode cover art 😆😂🤣 , it’s been a long week with this here PC. But laaaawd what has been going on lately? How could the man who wrote & and all those love songs that we grew up listening to… wait ain’t this like erry RnB singers arc? Also what’s the weirdest pick up line you ever heard? How about being asked to be a s***m donor 🤔 😆😂🤣
Anyways

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04/08/2022

https://youtu.be/o7By61KWOUw

After many days of anger, money spent and confusion....I finally fixed my PC and we back baby...and Episode 118 is late but LIVE baby YEAAA.

Wanted to do something different for the opening so I really wanted to get this episode posted. We got some new edits and transition we working on.

So check out the visuals for the latest episode and we gotta get to something for Branch Binging before we record tonight 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️

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