Reading & Roasting the Book of Mormon, cover-to-cover. This podcast was started by two ex-religious friends: Paul (exmormon), and Patience (exvangelical).
They met in high school when they were both still religious. Paul left the show after Episode 53, but Patience still wanted to know how the story ends! So, she's currently searching for a new co-host, and continues to ridicule this thing, with the help of exmormon randos from the internet. We read the book so you don't have to! Patreon:
https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom
Brother Benjamin and Sister Patience discuss the latest Mormon related news, and then read Alma 7 where Joseph unmercifully s**ts "bowels of mercy" over every reader.
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2024-08-18/
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Brother Benjamin and Sister Patience discuss the latest Mormon related news, and then read Alma 7 where Joseph unmercifully s**ts "bowels of mercy" over every reader.
S**tteth down from Heaven
Sister Gigi recounts a library emergency, and encourages Sister Patience to run for some kind of local office. They read Alma 6 and discuss recent Mormon related news.
Gideon Gideon Gideon
We dissect Ep 23 of the LDS "Saints" podcast, and turn "faith affirming stories" into "faith removing tales". Also discussed: 1st Biden v Trump debate, Louisiana puts 10 Commandments in classrooms, Pride month activities, & the "Spoon Analogy".
Religious Freedom is not Heathen Subjugation
Brother Benjamin and Sister Patience read 1.5 chapters from Joseph's Smith's tome of dingo s**t AKA the Book of Mormon. They had a good time with it.
and shat it into the Waters of Mormon
In a 24 hour period Joseph Smith's attitude goes from "fight like angels", to pleading with George Hinkle to "beg like dogs for peace". Why do people call Joseph a prophet again?
A mob of their own
As Joseph Smith loses his focus repeatedly in Alma 3, and the scribe rolls his eyes and continues to write - THINK CELESTIAL.
Waffle of Mormon
An Xmas episode + mockery of Alma 2. Just in time for Mormon Christmas on April 6!
We hear a wide variety of Christmas traditions, funny stories, and a few serious ones, based on the disparate cultural and religious backgrounds of the guest hosts.
Happy MORMON Xmas on APRIL 6!
In ep 20 of the LDS Saints podcast, we meet the Kirtland Safety Society. A bank Smitty false prophesied would become the biggest swinging dick around, and eat all other c***s (banks). Nothing went right, and many unfollowed him on X (formerly twitter).
Before Smitty Nibbles Yours
Alma 1: Neee-Hawww gets Priestcrafty and sends a preach-battle sideways. Judge/Priest Alma mixes Church & State. In the news: SLC homelessness, update on J. Huntsman's fraud case against the Church, Rusty's Oct 2023 Gen. Conference talk, & the Tim Ballard fiasco.
Neee-Hawww and Gideon have a preach battle
The final horrible chapter of Mosiah. We learn "expedient" makes anything authoritative, and "In the bedroom!" makes anything saucy. News discussed: the poorly regulated "troubled teen industry" in Utah, which killed Taylor Goodridge on Dec 20, 2022.
Presented by Friends in Iniquity
Mosiah 28: The people of Zerahemla had "great anxiety" and were "desirous beyond measure" to know the history of a dead people group. So King Mosiah used Hyrum Smith's Sunglasses to aquire this information from some etched metal plates.
The people of the run-on-sentence of Limhi
In prep for this episode, Charity ruined her Youtube search history with Mormon research. Thank you for your sacrifice! She contrasts the latter-day-cult with her own experiences of growing up as the spawn of pentecostal missionaries in the Philippines!
Hilarity with Charity!
This chapter is like calling a contact-centre, and being redirected 5 times before the line finally drops, with no solution.
Total Assets $1,000,000 ($38,000,000,000)
Benjamin and Patience get 2 chapters closer to the end of this abysmal book of Mosiah; and even loop back to some verses from the last chapter that made no sense.
Amulon was a NASL teacher
Gigi and Patience read the implausible escape story that is, Mosiah 22. Oh, and AI Tractors with Fricken LASERS! https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-06-24/
The back pass, thru the back wall, on the back side, BAAAAA.
Brother Jones and Sister Patience have some fun with the gaffes from the April 2023 LDS General Conference, then proceed to tackle the gaffes of Mosiah 20 and 21. https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-05-02/
And behold also there was a General Conference!
If the Kirtland Temple were red, it would resemble a hotel playing-piece from the board-game "Monopoly". https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-04-21/
Temple Zero
Brother Benjamin is back, and we're powering through another 3 chapters of A-Grade Christianese Babble. Smitty even advances his story in between all the meaningless religious phrases he endlessly decorates his verses with. https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-04-02/
Lim-Hi now available in Orange and Grape flavors!
There's been a lot of CRAZY WACKY MORMON S**T in the news lately. We researched it, and packaged it up in a bite size chunk of hilarity, so that knowing about this misery won't ruin your life. You're welcome!
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-03-17/
Get to the Temple and Drink the Koolaid!
Welcome to our 100th episode! And to celebrate, we've done something quite different.
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-02-12/
...are the feet of those who publish horses**t.
If you still think Joseph Smith was a prophet after this, seek treatment!
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-02-03/
Then, free their press out the window?
I wonder if legalising psilocybin mushrooms in Utah would cure Mormonism? 🤔
This week Smitty stretched forth his hand (like a du***ss), & Socratically masturbated to Braille p**n until ziff formed the shape of yet another dress-up story. We asked if there was DNA evidence, but he'd already burned the garment to a crisp, and said unto us, "Nay!"
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-01-22/
Simile Curse, Similar Story
Today we roast ep16 of Mormon Channel's "Saints" podcast. Their guest, Jed Woodworth PhD, summarises Acts 2 so inaccurately, that if his saccharine impression of early Mormon women doesn't make you question everything he says, this will. https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-01-10/
The Excitment of Dead Action Role Play in Mormon Temples! And... WTF is Ziff?
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-01-05/
The Excitment of Dead Action Role Play in Mormon Temples
We're really treated on "Saints" ep 15. Elder J Devin Cornish, from the Quorum of the 70, lends his sleep inducing voice. If only he'd let ❤️Sarah Eyring❤️ say more. It would have still been rhetoric, but it would have sounded beautiful.
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2022-12-27/
Dying Alone on Video Chat
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Sister Patience only enjoys "Saints" episodes that include Sarah Eyring! ❤️ If anyone knows her, umm, pls say "hello"! Sister Patience would love to have her on the show, and hear her lovely voice read, well, anything! 🤦♀️ #exmormondating 🙏 This is the last teaser from our next episode "Roasting Saints 15: Dying Alone on Video Chat". Sister Patience will release it tomorrow, unless she's on a date with Sarah Eyring!
Santa in Australia... another testament (clip) from our next episode, "Roasting Saints 15: Dying Alone on Video Chat" 📺🕳️
Merry Christmas! Here's a funny clip from the next episode, "Roasting Saints 15: Dying Alone on Video Chat".📺 🕳️ Some musings about Sister Wendy...
Don't proxy baptize blind. Or at all. #exmormonmemes
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