Book of Boredom Podcast

18/08/2024

Brother Benjamin and Sister Patience discuss the latest Mormon related news, and then read Alma 7 where Joseph unmercifully s**ts "bowels of mercy" over every reader.
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2024-08-18/

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18/08/2024

Brother Benjamin and Sister Patience discuss the latest Mormon related news, and then read Alma 7 where Joseph unmercifully s**ts "bowels of mercy" over every reader.

S**tteth down from Heaven

29/07/2024

Sister Gigi recounts a library emergency, and encourages Sister Patience to run for some kind of local office. They read Alma 6 and discuss recent Mormon related news.

Gideon Gideon Gideon

18/07/2024

We dissect Ep 23 of the LDS "Saints" podcast, and turn "faith affirming stories" into "faith removing tales". Also discussed: 1st Biden v Trump debate, Louisiana puts 10 Commandments in classrooms, Pride month activities, & the "Spoon Analogy".

Religious Freedom is not Heathen Subjugation

11/06/2024

Brother Benjamin and Sister Patience read 1.5 chapters from Joseph's Smith's tome of dingo s**t AKA the Book of Mormon. They had a good time with it.

and shat it into the Waters of Mormon

31/05/2024

In a 24 hour period Joseph Smith's attitude goes from "fight like angels", to pleading with George Hinkle to "beg like dogs for peace". Why do people call Joseph a prophet again?

A mob of their own

02/05/2024

As Joseph Smith loses his focus repeatedly in Alma 3, and the scribe rolls his eyes and continues to write - THINK CELESTIAL.

Waffle of Mormon

02/04/2024

An Xmas episode + mockery of Alma 2. Just in time for Mormon Christmas on April 6!

We hear a wide variety of Christmas traditions, funny stories, and a few serious ones, based on the disparate cultural and religious backgrounds of the guest hosts.

Happy MORMON Xmas on APRIL 6!

04/02/2024

In ep 20 of the LDS Saints podcast, we meet the Kirtland Safety Society. A bank Smitty false prophesied would become the biggest swinging dick around, and eat all other c***s (banks). Nothing went right, and many unfollowed him on X (formerly twitter).

Before Smitty Nibbles Yours

09/12/2023

Alma 1: Neee-Hawww gets Priestcrafty and sends a preach-battle sideways. Judge/Priest Alma mixes Church & State. In the news: SLC homelessness, update on J. Huntsman's fraud case against the Church, Rusty's Oct 2023 Gen. Conference talk, & the Tim Ballard fiasco.

Neee-Hawww and Gideon have a preach battle

10/10/2023

The final horrible chapter of Mosiah. We learn "expedient" makes anything authoritative, and "In the bedroom!" makes anything saucy. News discussed: the poorly regulated "troubled teen industry" in Utah, which killed Taylor Goodridge on Dec 20, 2022.

Presented by Friends in Iniquity

14/09/2023

Mosiah 28: The people of Zerahemla had "great anxiety" and were "desirous beyond measure" to know the history of a dead people group. So King Mosiah used Hyrum Smith's Sunglasses to aquire this information from some etched metal plates.

The people of the run-on-sentence of Limhi

22/08/2023

In prep for this episode, Charity ruined her Youtube search history with Mormon research. Thank you for your sacrifice! She contrasts the latter-day-cult with her own experiences of growing up as the spawn of pentecostal missionaries in the Philippines!

Hilarity with Charity!

27/07/2023

This chapter is like calling a contact-centre, and being redirected 5 times before the line finally drops, with no solution.

Total Assets $1,000,000 ($38,000,000,000)

21/07/2023

Benjamin and Patience get 2 chapters closer to the end of this abysmal book of Mosiah; and even loop back to some verses from the last chapter that made no sense.

Amulon was a NASL teacher

07/07/2023

https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-07-07/

Ignore the boredom and try AMULON

24/06/2023

Gigi and Patience read the implausible escape story that is, Mosiah 22. Oh, and AI Tractors with Fricken LASERS! https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-06-24/

The back pass, thru the back wall, on the back side, BAAAAA.

02/05/2023

Brother Jones and Sister Patience have some fun with the gaffes from the April 2023 LDS General Conference, then proceed to tackle the gaffes of Mosiah 20 and 21. https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-05-02/

And behold also there was a General Conference!

20/04/2023

If the Kirtland Temple were red, it would resemble a hotel playing-piece from the board-game "Monopoly". https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-04-21/

Temple Zero

02/04/2023

Brother Benjamin is back, and we're powering through another 3 chapters of A-Grade Christianese Babble. Smitty even advances his story in between all the meaningless religious phrases he endlessly decorates his verses with. https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-04-02/

Lim-Hi now available in Orange and Grape flavors!

16/03/2023

There's been a lot of CRAZY WACKY MORMON S**T in the news lately. We researched it, and packaged it up in a bite size chunk of hilarity, so that knowing about this misery won't ruin your life. You're welcome!
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-03-17/

Get to the Temple and Drink the Koolaid!

26/02/2023

https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-02-26/

The Er****on to Revelation Pipeline

12/02/2023

Welcome to our 100th episode! And to celebrate, we've done something quite different.

https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-02-12/

...are the feet of those who publish horses**t.

03/02/2023

If you still think Joseph Smith was a prophet after this, seek treatment!

https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-02-03/

Then, free their press out the window?

23/01/2023

I wonder if legalising psilocybin mushrooms in Utah would cure Mormonism? 🤔

21/01/2023

This week Smitty stretched forth his hand (like a du***ss), & Socratically masturbated to Braille p**n until ziff formed the shape of yet another dress-up story. We asked if there was DNA evidence, but he'd already burned the garment to a crisp, and said unto us, "Nay!"
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-01-22/

Simile Curse, Similar Story

10/01/2023

Today we roast ep16 of Mormon Channel's "Saints" podcast. Their guest, Jed Woodworth PhD, summarises Acts 2 so inaccurately, that if his saccharine impression of early Mormon women doesn't make you question everything he says, this will. https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-01-10/

05/01/2023

The Excitment of Dead Action Role Play in Mormon Temples! And... WTF is Ziff?

https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2023-01-05/

The Excitment of Dead Action Role Play in Mormon Temples

27/12/2022

We're really treated on "Saints" ep 15. Elder J Devin Cornish, from the Quorum of the 70, lends his sleep inducing voice. If only he'd let ❤️Sarah Eyring❤️ say more. It would have still been rhetoric, but it would have sounded beautiful.
https://bookofboredom.com/episodes/2022-12-27/

Dying Alone on Video Chat