Chibaby jokes

19/07/2023

SLOW DOWN AND BE PATIENT WITH LIFE

If You Are Looking For Wealth, Somebody else Is Looking For Health.

If You Are Looking For Health, Somebody else Just Dièd.

If You are Looking For Power, Somebody else Has Acquired And Used it, And he/she is now Powerless.

Each Time You Drive A Fancy Car, Somebody, Somewhere Is Dying In A Car Crash.

Each Time a New Mansion Springs From The Earth, A New Grave is Dug Below The Earth.

Each Time You Throw Food Into Dustbin, Someone else Is Looking For Remnant To Eat.

Each Time You Ask God To Promote or Change Your Present Situation, Someone else Is Praying to Get To Your Present Situation.

For Each Smile On The Planet, There's a Drop Of Tear In Another Place On The Planet.

For Each Celebration Of Childbirth, There Are Tears otf Bùrial.

Each Time You Urinate Or Drink Water, Remember Someone Is Using Pipe For The Same Purpòse.

So Always Be Thankful.

Think of the Goodness u have rather than the vanities u long for.

Shalom 📸✌️

12/07/2023

Nollywood actress Cynthia Okereke is dead.

12/07/2023

Ensure you take good care of yourself, if anything happens to you, the world will move on.

12/07/2023

You shouldn't frequently take advice from people who're not where you want to be in life.

12/07/2023

May our helper not sleep off while trying to help us
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Amen.

10/07/2023

If your bathroom is tiled- Read this!!!

1. When your phone rings, never be in haste to pick up. No matter how important the call is, even if it is a million dollar worth of call. Let your phone ring, you can always call back.

2. Get a different type of tiles for your bathroom. Tilers can help you. Avoid smooth tiles. If what you have is a smooth tiles, change it ASAP!

3. Get bathroom slippers. There are slippers for bathroom. Not the random slippers you wear in your streets. These slippers are designed in such a way that when you step in them, it grips the floor.

4. Avoid raising one leg in the attempt of washing and scrubbing it. This particular one has sent many people to their early grave. If you need to scrub your legs, bend down with your legs gripped to the floor or sit in your bath tub to wash your legs.

5. Avoid your bathroom from getting wet at all times. For those who have their WATER-CLOSET combined with the shower/ bath tub. Don’t spill water everywhere in the name of bathing.

6. There is nothing so important in the world when you are in the bathroom. No running. Walk gently.

6. Get a towel. A towel same size just as the one you use in drying your body or even bigger. Place at the entrance of your bathroom. It is wise to always dry your feet before moving out to any other part of the house.

7. If you have kids below 7, never let them in the bathroom alone. As in, never!

8. Don’t take your phone in. Either you are bathing or you are not. Do not go in with your phone. Your Phone is a big distraction.

9. Wash your face separately. You must not have soap on your face while you are also washing other part of your body. Important to have your eyes open at all times.

10. Do not dance. Many are guilty of this. PLEASE STOP IT!

11. If you must sing, don’t sing religiously.

10/07/2023

10/07/2023

where una dey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

06/07/2023

Never steal. The government hates competition. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

06/07/2023

They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

06/07/2023

we are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!...

05/07/2023

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30/08/2021

*D only people I owe my loyalty to, are those who never made me question theirs.*

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30/08/2021

*U don't always get wot u wish for, u get wot u work for.*

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30/08/2021

*Accept people as they are, but place them where they belong.*

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30/08/2021

*We have an argument, u're dropping quotes on ur status*🙄🤨
*U're not ready, when u're ready, u'll pick a street in Ojuelegba for us to fight.*😏😏😜

30/08/2021

*The way I miss sex🍑, I even get jealous when I put my charger 🔌 inside my phone*🙁💔